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Joe Duffy, International Man of Misery, sez Farewell to Fungus

  • 15-06-2020 4:10pm
    #1
    Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Carry on Liveliners, Deathliners; be kind to one another.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,474 ✭✭✭jippo nolan


    Carry on Liveliners, Deathliners; be kind to one another.

    And keep taking the Versatis!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,321 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    WASHYOURHANDS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    .....and todays programme was brought to you by the letters K.M. and A.

    K is for killed

    M is for mordered and

    A is for assassinated.

    ***


    Tomorrows programme will be brought to yous by the letters F. S. and A.

    F is for fighting and fisticuffs

    S is for scrapping an

    A is for arguing in a civilized manner.

    ***


    Lets all sing our Happy song....

    Eye see you
    You see me
    We see them and
    They see us......


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    WASHYOURHANDS!

    Now if Mr International Duffy were taking a job in de fashion of Terry Wogan, Gaybo etc, as Joseff Dyffi on Radio Caerdydd he’d have to be saying “GOLCHWCH EICH DWYLO” . Can we just imagine the clusterfock he’d make of that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    He has turned his show into a white hating sh1t show and everyone is racist.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?

    Yew is driving Claire Byrne’s bus. I presume somebody has to do extra work as surely in the financial climate they could not be recruiting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    What's sad is with all this I'm hearing kids now using the N word which I only ever heard on rap songs.

    Sad.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?


    Don’t know if he’ll land a live Christy gig anytime soon.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What's sad is with all this I'm hearing kids now using the N word which I only ever heard on rap songs.

    Sad.

    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.

    Yes because when children or teens are told they can’t do something they always comply with that request.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Don’t know if he’ll land a live Christy gig anytime soon.

    Anudder wunderful, fantastic portrait Cat so to speak as they say. Well done! Well done!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    They are hearing that it’s a no-no word, so therefore it’s acquired a new status to them.

    Must be because the daughter even said it the other day as another kid has said it to her and they were teasing her and cursing at her, now he wasn't black but still I went through her as I couldn't believe she would repeat it, have heard others using it lately too but I can honestly say I never have and as I said only ever on rap songs or some film.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The staff in the Chateau dont know their luck lately. He must be chomping at the bit to step off the never ending gravy train for some much needed :) r+r. Imagine the indignation of having to work for 3 months without 5 little breakeens. That's for the plebs !!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Are you a white male?
    Ready to take the first step to rehabilitation?

    Call White Male Anonymous today on 666 666 666 666.
    For our special tailored debastardising program.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Are you a white male?
    Ready to take the first step to rehabilitation?

    Call White Male Anonymous today on 666 666 666 666.
    For our special tailored debastardising program.

    Wharabou the white wimmin ? Are they ****** or wha ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Wharabou the white wimmin ? Are they ****** or wha ?

    They're perfect. All de wimin are perfect caller, no matter wat colour so to speak as they say.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Anudder wunderful, fantastic portrait Cat so to speak as they say. Well done! Well done!

    Sporting his Tweety Bird look, all it needs is Sylvester de Cat.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The staff in the Chateau dont know their luck lately. He must be chomping at the bit to step off the never ending gravy train for some much needed :) r+r. Imagine the indignation of having to work for 3 months without 5 little breakeens. That's for the plebs !!!

    Wharrabout de tigeen in Waxfurd?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,366 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    what we've got here is failure to communicate.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,366 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Who takes the wheel from Aonghus? Ewe Ormond?
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    dvcireland wrote: »
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye

    Dats below the belt caller.....but I like it !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Anybody hear what "might" be on?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    dvcireland wrote: »
    will fungus be handing over the snooker cue and hair dye

    He won’t be handing over de stick dat pushes de balls.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Anybody hear what "might" be on?

    Traveller crime.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Anybody hear what "might" be on?

    I was doing something tricky at de time so wasn’t paying attention, but heard something about de Traveller ladies who were abused and raped by their father, and de End of de Civil War.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Traveller crime.

    You wish !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭bigroad


    The show today will be about abuse and how de state should be suewed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,091 ✭✭✭furiousox


    "Horrific."

    CPL 593H



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lots of sad voice today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Traveller crime.

    There's no such thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    "Do they not look male and stale" says Aine in reference to the men pictured in the Government discussions.

    Seems like it's now offensive to simply be male at this stage. Cowen should have asked her "Which particular member of the group pictured are you referring to as stale, Aine?"


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    There's no such thing.

    Well according to how those ladies suffered the authorities neglected to intervene. A hornets nest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Traveller crime.


    "Cutlure, Boss."
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "Do they not look male and stale" says Aine in reference to the men pictured in the Government discussions.

    Seems like it's now offensive to simply be male at this stage. Cowen should have asked her "Which particular member of the group pictured are you referring to as stale, Aine?"

    You must any gender but male, caller, how about one of de woke new genders?

    Dispensation for gay and non-white males.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Gerry The Vanny


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Whoy? Joe amazed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Groundhog day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Long Lost Family FM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Hovering over the channel button.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,287 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Mudder and babby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    His mother died 18 months after he was born but he has a brother who is five years younger...??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,366 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    which wan of youse is this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    You must any gender but male, caller, how about one of de woke new genders? Dispensation for gay and non-white males.

    I'm half thinking of becoming gay just so that I have some group to stand up for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,761 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Two Sla.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,366 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    wheres davina mcall ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    1946 is yesterday in Lahv Lahn Time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Forget about all this family history craic Gerry - do you think Mayo will win the All Ireland this year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    His mother died 18 months after he was born but he has a brother who is five years younger...??

    The Fadder caller, the fadder


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    His mother died 18 months after he was born but he has a brother who is five years younger...??

    Same faaaaaaader?


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