The Noccers Interview Thread

gramar · 30-08-2017 12:59pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

I usually give it a try around marked days but also when the mood takes.

If you were the first person to diagnose a new disease, would you mind if the disease was named after you?

I'd name it diseasey mcdiseaseyface disease.

Is your self diagnosis better than the doctors?

Lorelli! · 30-08-2017 2:06pm

gramar wrote: »

I'd name it diseasey mcdiseaseyface disease.

Is your self diagnosis better than the doctors?

Yes. He said "girl you better try to have fun no matter what you do" but he's a fool.

What is Dr Hook a doctor of?

Rubberlegs · 30-08-2017 2:23pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yes. He said "girl you better try to have fun no matter what you do" but he's a fool.

What is Dr Hook a doctor of?

Doctor of lurve. When he has said he loves you all he can, he's gonna love you a little bit more.

70s music, pure cheese or classic ?

Lorelli! · 30-08-2017 2:44pm

73Cat wrote: »

Doctor of lurve. When he has said he loves you all he can, he's gonna love you a little bit more.

70s music, pure cheese or classic ?

A bit of both I think!

If put on the spot, do you reckon you could bluff it and conduct an orchestra?

Rubberlegs · 30-08-2017 2:51pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

A bit of both I think!

If put on the spot, do you reckon you could bluff it and conduct an orchestra?

Yes, I could do that no bother, be interesting to see what it sounded like though!

Do you listen to Lyric FM?

An tUasal C · 30-08-2017 4:08pm

No.

Do you see the best in every situation?

Bishopsback · 30-08-2017 5:03pm

An tUasal C wrote: »

No.

Do you see the best in every situation?

I dont, I do sometimes but I'm a realist too.

Do you plant outdoor flower boxes or hanging baskets?

Colser · 30-08-2017 5:05pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

I dont, I do sometimes but I'm a realist too.

Do you plant outdoor flower boxes or hanging baskets?

No.because I don't look after them.

I haven't seen many hanging baskets this year,are they going out of fashion?

Lorelli! · 30-08-2017 5:30pm

Colser wrote: »

No.because I don't look after them.

I haven't seen many hanging baskets this year,are they going out of fashion?

Maybe, i have them in the front and out the back but I don't think I've seen many around either now that you say it.

What statement was the guy from A Flock of Seagulls trying to make with that haircut?

Colser · 30-08-2017 5:46pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Maybe, i have them in the front and out the back but I don't think I've seen many around either now that you say it.

What statement was the guy from A Flock of Seagulls trying to make with that haircut?

He couldn't give a flock.

Was little Bo Peep drunkies when she lost her sheep?

Rubberlegs · 30-08-2017 5:50pm

Colser wrote: »

He couldn't give a flock.

Was little Bo Peep drunkies when she lost her sheep?

I'd say she was twisted, the scandalous little wagon.

Could Humpty Dumpty not have been put back together with superglue ?

Colser · 30-08-2017 5:56pm

73Cat wrote: »

I'd say she was twisted, the scandalous little wagon.

Could Humpty Dumpty not have been put back together with superglue ?

He could have been if the King's women were there..ðŸ˜

Has a mouse ever ran up your clock?

An tUasal C · 30-08-2017 6:18pm

Colser wrote: »

He could have been if the King's women were there..ðŸ˜

Has a mouse ever ran up your clock?

Not that I'm aware.

Favourite form of public transport?

Rubberlegs · 30-08-2017 6:20pm

An tUasal C wrote: »

Not that I'm aware.

Favourite form of public transport?

The train

What are you having for dinner?

Lorelli! · 30-08-2017 6:35pm

73Cat wrote: »

The train

What are you having for dinner?

Roast chicken. It's the only half decent thing I can make.

What was your favourite dinner to have as a child?

gramar · 30-08-2017 6:44pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Roast chicken. It's the only half decent thing I can make.

What was your favourite dinner to have as a child?

After a bit of a think ...i'll say lambchops.

Would you prefer a go at supermarket sweep or the price is right?

Colser · 30-08-2017 10:55pm

gramar wrote: »

After a bit of a think ...i'll say lambchops.

Would you prefer a go at supermarket sweep or the price is right?

Supermarket sweep..gotta love DaleðŸ˜

Why do durrty things always come on the telly when you're watching with your parents?

Bishopsback · 31-08-2017 7:39am

Colser wrote: »

Supermarket sweep..gotta love DaleðŸ˜

Why do durrty things always come on the telly when you're watching with your parents?

In my case, its the opposite.

Isn't redtube great?

gramar · 31-08-2017 7:44am

Bishopsback wrote: »

In my case, its the opposite.

Isn't redtube great?

If you say so.

What's the opposite to 'durrty things always come on the telly when you're watching with your parents?'

Bishopsback · 31-08-2017 7:56am

gramar wrote: »

If you say so.

What's the opposite to 'durrty things always come on the telly when you're watching with your parents?'

Being a parent watching with your children.

Are you squeamish?

gramar · 31-08-2017 8:15am

Bishopsback wrote: »

Being a parent watching with your children.

Are you squeamish?

Not overly.

Are you a good public speaker?

Bishopsback · 31-08-2017 9:23am

gramar wrote: »

Not overly.

Are you a good public speaker?

No, I can converse well in company, but I don't like public speaking, though my efforts have been limited anyway, just local meetings and such.

If you could pick a new area to live in Ireland, where would you go?

Rubberlegs · 31-08-2017 9:33am

Bishopsback wrote: »

No, I can converse well in company, but I don't like public speaking, though my efforts have been limited anyway, just local meetings and such.

If you could pick a new area to live in Ireland, where would you go?

I like the idea of somewhere remote in Co. Clare

Is there any nicer sound than silence ?

gramar · 31-08-2017 9:47am

73Cat wrote: »

I like the idea of somewhere remote in Co. Clare

Is there any nicer sound than silence ?

Dogs barking late at night.

Is there anything that feels nicer than dogs ears?

Rubberlegs · 31-08-2017 9:58am

gramar wrote: »

Dogs barking late at night.

Is there anything that feels nicer than dogs ears?

Jersey bed sheets

Do you own any pieces of art ?

gramar · 31-08-2017 10:29am

73Cat wrote: »

Jersey bed sheets

Do you own any pieces of art ?

I have a carving and kind of tile/wooden wall hanging.

Would you volunteer for body painting?

Rubberlegs · 31-08-2017 1:33pm

gramar wrote: »

I have a carving and kind of tile/wooden wall hanging.

Would you volunteer for body painting?

No thanks!

Have you ever reacted totally differently to a situation than you had predicted you would when it actually happened to you ?

Bishopsback · 31-08-2017 1:49pm

73Cat wrote: »

No thanks!

Have you ever reacted totally differently to a situation than you had predicted you would when it actually happened to you ?

I have, I think I'm cool in certain situations but I have a terrible temper also and when I lose it I'd be embarrassing to watch.

Are you level headed?

Lorelli! · 31-08-2017 2:20pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

I have, I think I'm cool in certain situations but I have a terrible temper also and when I lose it I'd be embarrassing to watch.

Are you level headed?

Sometimes

You know Hooters restaurant, do you think a barber shop with a similar concept and staff would do really well?

gramar · 31-08-2017 3:18pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Sometimes

You know Hooters restaurant, do you think a barber shop with a similar concept and staff would do really well?

I remember getting my haircut as a teenager and her tits brushing against my head. The fact I still remember shows what I think of the idea.

Have you ever seen your name on a tin of coke?

Colser · 31-08-2017 3:42pm

gramar wrote: »

I remember getting my haircut as a teenager and her tits brushing against my head. The fact I still remember shows what I think of the idea.

Have you ever seen your name on a tin of coke?

Nope.

Have you taken all your annual leave yet this year?

gramar · 31-08-2017 3:47pm

Colser wrote: »

Nope.

Have you taken all your annual leave yet this year?

More or less.

Ever been absent without leave?

Colser · 31-08-2017 3:57pm

gramar wrote: »

More or less.

Ever been absent without leave?

Never.

Do you have "serial sick" takers in work?

gramar · 31-08-2017 7:32pm

Colser wrote: »

Never.

Do you have "serial sick" takers in work?

So sick day abusers that I've ever noticed.

On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is as healthy as a tinkers dog and 10 is dead..how sick would you have to be not to go to work?

Bishopsback · 31-08-2017 8:36pm

gramar wrote: »

So sick day abusers that I've ever noticed.

On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is as healthy as a tinkers dog and 10 is dead..how sick would you have to be not to go to work?

Sometimes 1, sometimes 8ish, but I seldom take a Sickie.

When was the last time you got brainfreeze?

gramar · 31-08-2017 8:45pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

Sometimes 1, sometimes 8ish, but I seldom take a Sickie.

When was the last time you got brainfreeze?

Not for a while although it seizes up from time to time.

What food gives you wind?

Rubberlegs · 31-08-2017 9:50pm

gramar wrote: »

Not for a while although it seizes up from time to time.

What food gives you wind?

Well, I am a lady so I don't really get wind, but if I have to be brutally honest and since this is anonymous, ahem, ratatouille does it every single time. Vegetable overload, I love it but it doesn't love me:(

Is there something you would love to eat but can't as it just doesn't agree with your innards?

Wichita Lineman · 01-09-2017 2:26am

A really spicy curry.

What is the most amount of toilet roll you have ever bought at one time?

gramar · 01-09-2017 6:16am

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

A really spicy curry.

What is the most amount of toilet roll you have ever bought at one time?

A shítload.

Why dont more people's cars have stripes or dots or patterns instead of a plain colour?

Lorelli! · 01-09-2017 6:29am

gramar wrote: »

A shítload.

Why dont more people's cars have stripes or dots or patterns instead of a plain colour?

It would probably give you sore eyes driving. I think I'd get a flower pattern!

If the majority of humans were getting an artificial intelligence implant that interacted with your brain to make you super smart, would you get it?

Bishopsback · 01-09-2017 6:53am

Lorelli! wrote: »

It would probably give you sore eyes driving. I think I'd get a flower pattern!

If the majority of humans were getting an artificial intelligence implant that interacted with your brain to make you super smart, would you get it?

No need, they'd only be catching me up.

Do you TGIF?

Lorelli! · 01-09-2017 7:01am

Bishopsback wrote: »

No need, they'd only be catching me up.

Do you TGIF?

Not this one. I got a new top this week and it's giving me an urge to go out so I can wear it but I can't this weekend.

Do you get urges?

Bishopsback · 01-09-2017 7:09am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Not this one. I got a new top this week and it's giving me an urge to go out so I can wear it but I can't this weekend.

Do you get urges?

I do, I do, not as many as I used to, but I still get urges.

Will you watch the hurling on Sunday?

gramar · 01-09-2017 7:15am

Bishopsback wrote: »

I do, I do, not as many as I used to, but I still get urges.

Will you watch the hurling on Sunday?

I will in so far as the stream quality lets me.

Would a bowl of maltesers and milk be all that worse than chocolate lucky charms for breakfast?

Rubberlegs · 01-09-2017 9:32am

gramar wrote: »

I will in so far as the stream quality lets me.

Would a bowl of maltesers and milk be all that worse than chocolate lucky charms for breakfast?

Probably similar sugar content I imagine.

Do you ever despair for humanity when you see the attitudes in some threads and genuinely wonder are some people for real ?

Lorelli! · 01-09-2017 10:01am

73Cat wrote: »

Probably similar sugar content I imagine.

Do you ever despair for humanity when you see the attitudes in some threads and genuinely wonder are some people for real ?

Yep!!

Do you find those jellies with the goo inside them disgusting?

Colser · 01-09-2017 10:30am

Lorelli! wrote: »

Yep!!

Do you find those jellies with the goo inside them disgusting?

Never seen them..I only like jelly babies.

Will you eat a takeaway this weekend?

gramar · 01-09-2017 7:01pm

Colser wrote: »

Never seen them..I only like jelly babies.

Will you eat a takeaway this weekend?

Not unless they deliver to the sticks.

Worst fast food chain in your humble opinion?

Lorelli! · 01-09-2017 7:02pm

gramar wrote: »

Not unless they deliver to the sticks.

Worst fast food chain in your humble opinion?

Subway

Have you ever been bitten badly by an animal?

gramar · 01-09-2017 7:08pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Subway

Have you ever been bitten badly by an animal?

Nothing that has left a scar. Insects have the worst bites.

Do you have a favourite parable?

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