Mohammed LOL

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

off topic but you can view Women ages 1-8

Nice one Mon Capt'n,:)

Click on women over 40:eek:

Classics Hagar:o

The Trouble with Outsourcing

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline:(

Got a call centre in the Middle East:rolleyes:

Told them I was suicidal:o

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane:eek:

Durka Snyper:)

I am working on the "De Vinci Code 2007 1/2 ":rolleyes:
It will be ready soon, keep an eye out for it:eek:

KABUL (Voice of Shari) -- Citing worldwide reaction to last week's terrorist attacks, multi-national terror network Al Qaeda announced Tuesday that it would lay off 5,000 or more holy warriors.
The "holy war" concern said the move was necessary because of an expected 20 percent fatwa reduction and cost and complexity of thwarting new airport and immigration security procedures, according to a statement broadcast on Afghanistan's Voice of Shari radio.
"This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I have had to do in my over two decades as a mujahad," said Al Qaeda mastermind and chief operations officer Osama bin Laden in a letter to employees. He added, "Some of these people are my friends, who have been fighting the infidel by my side since we were living in caves in Afghanistan during the Soviet occupation. We are still living in caves in Afghanistan, but I believe the bottom is forming and we will see a turnaround soon, provided we can meet the challenge by getting both leaner AND meaner."
"I have declared a state of emergency at Al Qaeda," he said. "This declaration is an official recognition that, hard as it may be to accept, our network's very survival depends on dramatic change to our operations, our jihad and worst of all our staffing levels."
The cuts, bin Laden said, would include both mujahidin (holy warriors) and ulema (clerics). They will impact Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq.
Some mujahidin will be notified immediately, others won't be notified until the end of next week as they finish attacks in progress or in late stages of planning, according to Taliban spokesman Wakil Ahmed.
Staff cuts for suicide pilots, car bombers, petty religious clerics and other Al Qaeda holy warriors will be based on seniority, Ahmed said, in a deal worked out at a meeting between bin Laden and union officials from the IBIJ (International Brotherhood of the Islamic Jihad).
Mujahidin and others who lose their jobs will not receive any sort of severance package, according to the Al Qaeda statement. Pakistan, which oversees Al Qaeda and its subsidiary Taliban organization, is the world's largest country with a pre-medieval culture and justice system. The country's latest quarterly report said the different units of the Al Qaeda/Taliban organization, including the Madras’s (schools Pakistan has been running for twenty years to turn ordinary children into suicidal holy warriors) had at total of 30,000 employees, meaning the cut represents a 16 percent reduction in staff.
Al Qaeda is the latest in a string of Islamic terror network layoff announcements, pushing the total of announced cuts in the last five days to 10,000.
Referring to massive U.S. troop movements involving three carrier groups in the Mediterranean and Arabian Sea, worried Afghani ulema in testimony during the emergency sharpie council in Kandahar on Thursday told their spiritual leader Mullah Mohammed Omar that the number is likely to cross the 20,000 threshold in the coming days, through attrition, with none of the expected openings slated to be refilled.
OIC (Organization of the Islamic Conference) and bin Laden are considering spending billions on emergency aid to the industry, distributed through a vast network of corrupt Saudi emirs, international prostitution rings and drug smugglers. The current exchange rate is approximately 100,000 Afghanis to the dollar.
The PLO announced Tuesday it will reduce its workforce by 200 to 300 sleeper agents worldwide by end of 2007 at its commercial bus bombing division and restaurant theatre operations.

Plug wrote: »

I am the first ever irish person to visit this site. Just go down and see the counter.
http://hamasat-qalb.blogspot.com/2007/07/blog-post.html
Ireland are on 1 so far. God im proud of myself.

You just tryin to generate publicity for her Plug? It's up to 3 now. You're no longer unique

What's the background music. Sounds very familiar. Romeo and Juliet?

rocky25 wrote: »

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ync1wDIec

Hmm, that's very racist really. Didn't find it funny at all. Gung-ho American marine showing us how ignorant they are to the problems in the world. My two cents.

rocky25 wrote: »

And your previous posts about Auschwitz and Irish girls wern't racist I suppose:cool:

No, sorry I think you misunderstand where I'm coming from here. I'm all for testing humour to it's limits as I believe it highlights the hypocrisies throughout society, the media and religion. However, there's humour and then there's being deliberately and directly hurtful to individuals or races. In that particular YouTube video, the marine is directly targeting islamic women in a hurtful manner, rather than playing out a parody or skit. Obviously individuals of a similar mindset to him would find it funny (i.e. racists) but one could never consider it intelligent humour.

There's a world of difference between saying "Does my bomb look big in this" and the crap he mentioned. And saying 'Durka' in Team America is highlighting the ignorance of Western society to Islam, whereas he just uses it as a cheap slur. I believe those marines got in serious trouble for that video.

I think people who are genuinely funny are those who can see how the world really works. I'm all for offensive and distasteful but as DeVore and Hagar said, we're not in the business of deliberatly hurting people.

I think you're a member of the Lolocaust forum so I'm sure you get what I mean now. You have some damn funny jokes throughout the humour forum. Lets stick with them.

As an aside, the two posts of mine you refer to - I'm having trouble locating the racist element in either? Believe me, I'm as far from being a racist as you can get.