Mohammed LOL

condra · 06-12-2007 6:27am

Hmmm, the "Mohammed lol" thread is pretty offensive to Muslims and Mohammed in comparison to the "Jesus lol" thread.

Only one thing for it... some really offensive Jesus pictures in "jesus lol"...

Seriously though lads, some of those images take offensiveness to a new level.

Jesus Wept · 06-12-2007 6:32am

How do I gain access to Lolocaust Mr Hagar?

Edit: Now that is impressive speed and service sir!

Hagar · 06-12-2007 6:51am

Service with a smile.

Hagar · 06-12-2007 8:17am

Jesus Wept · 06-12-2007 8:20am

Guru Maith Agut · 06-12-2007 7:04pm

All classics on this page guys!! Muchos kudos.:D

Capt'n Midnight · 07-12-2007 12:58am

off topic but you can view Women ages 1-8

BRIAN1956 · 07-12-2007 2:07am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

off topic but you can view Women ages 1-8

Nice one Mon Capt'n,:)

Click on women over 40:eek:

Hagar · 07-12-2007 12:48pm

DonJose · 07-12-2007 1:26pm

Argos are selling Mohammed teddy bears for €4.99, they usually cost €9.99 but Argos don't want a prophet.

Hagar · 07-12-2007 1:44pm

Homer · 07-12-2007 1:49pm

"Something old, something new, something borrowed.. something explosive"

Getting funny looks in the office I laughed so hard at that one!

Nice on Hagar!

Raytown Rocks · 07-12-2007 1:51pm

I bought a teddy last week for €10 and named him Mohammed
Sold him yesterday for €20. I think I made a prophet.!!!!!!!

Sorry if this is an old one.

BRIAN1956 · 08-12-2007 2:36pm

Hagar · 10-12-2007 9:14am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGS9NuuAH7k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbBRE-qftA

BRIAN1956 · 10-12-2007 3:11pm

Classics Hagar:o

dak · 10-12-2007 8:10pm

Ali.

Mweelrea · 12-12-2007 12:59am

Hagar wrote: »

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Homer · 12-12-2007 10:46am

dak · 14-12-2007 2:35pm

Mohomad

Mohimad ALi !! Heavyweight Champion of the World !

Hagar · 14-12-2007 6:36pm

Christians & Jewish martyrs say; "I will die for what I believe".
A Muslim martyr says; "you will die for what I believe"....

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 14-12-2007 6:40pm

it's really easy to make a weak political cartoon.

Hagar · 18-12-2007 8:37am

rocky25 · 21-12-2007 1:21am

The Trouble with Outsourcing

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline:(

Got a call centre in the Middle East:rolleyes:

Told them I was suicidal:o

They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane:eek:

AckwelFoley · 23-12-2007 11:06pm

LOL Rocky!

Dirka

Dirka very much

rocky25 · 24-12-2007 12:46am

Durka Snyper:)

I am working on the "De Vinci Code 2007 1/2 ":rolleyes:
It will be ready soon, keep an eye out for it:eek:

Capt'n Midnight · 27-12-2007 3:15am

rocky25 · 27-12-2007 7:32am

KABUL (Voice of Shari) -- Citing worldwide reaction to last week's terrorist attacks, multi-national terror network Al Qaeda announced Tuesday that it would lay off 5,000 or more holy warriors.
The "holy war" concern said the move was necessary because of an expected 20 percent fatwa reduction and cost and complexity of thwarting new airport and immigration security procedures, according to a statement broadcast on Afghanistan's Voice of Shari radio.
"This is, without a doubt, the most difficult thing I have had to do in my over two decades as a mujahad," said Al Qaeda mastermind and chief operations officer Osama bin Laden in a letter to employees. He added, "Some of these people are my friends, who have been fighting the infidel by my side since we were living in caves in Afghanistan during the Soviet occupation. We are still living in caves in Afghanistan, but I believe the bottom is forming and we will see a turnaround soon, provided we can meet the challenge by getting both leaner AND meaner."
"I have declared a state of emergency at Al Qaeda," he said. "This declaration is an official recognition that, hard as it may be to accept, our network's very survival depends on dramatic change to our operations, our jihad and worst of all our staffing levels."
The cuts, bin Laden said, would include both mujahidin (holy warriors) and ulema (clerics). They will impact Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq.
Some mujahidin will be notified immediately, others won't be notified until the end of next week as they finish attacks in progress or in late stages of planning, according to Taliban spokesman Wakil Ahmed.
Staff cuts for suicide pilots, car bombers, petty religious clerics and other Al Qaeda holy warriors will be based on seniority, Ahmed said, in a deal worked out at a meeting between bin Laden and union officials from the IBIJ (International Brotherhood of the Islamic Jihad).
Mujahidin and others who lose their jobs will not receive any sort of severance package, according to the Al Qaeda statement. Pakistan, which oversees Al Qaeda and its subsidiary Taliban organization, is the world's largest country with a pre-medieval culture and justice system. The country's latest quarterly report said the different units of the Al Qaeda/Taliban organization, including the Madras’s (schools Pakistan has been running for twenty years to turn ordinary children into suicidal holy warriors) had at total of 30,000 employees, meaning the cut represents a 16 percent reduction in staff.
Al Qaeda is the latest in a string of Islamic terror network layoff announcements, pushing the total of announced cuts in the last five days to 10,000.
Referring to massive U.S. troop movements involving three carrier groups in the Mediterranean and Arabian Sea, worried Afghani ulema in testimony during the emergency sharpie council in Kandahar on Thursday told their spiritual leader Mullah Mohammed Omar that the number is likely to cross the 20,000 threshold in the coming days, through attrition, with none of the expected openings slated to be refilled.
OIC (Organization of the Islamic Conference) and bin Laden are considering spending billions on emergency aid to the industry, distributed through a vast network of corrupt Saudi emirs, international prostitution rings and drug smugglers. The current exchange rate is approximately 100,000 Afghanis to the dollar.
The PLO announced Tuesday it will reduce its workforce by 200 to 300 sleeper agents worldwide by end of 2007 at its commercial bus bombing division and restaurant theatre operations.

Mahatma coat · 27-12-2007 4:34pm

reminds me of this
http://www.blather.net/****egeist/2006/01/ira_announce_massive_redundan_1.htm#more

rocky25 · 27-12-2007 4:48pm

Mohammed LOL

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