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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • #552
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    I object to a thread that has the comments: 'That was before I discovered pussy', and
    'There was an abundance of muff'.

    Keep it classy guys.

    So I suppose you've never heard women call a penis a dick or a cock...

    Talk about getting worked up about nothing.


  • #553
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Ehh you could just... not post in it. What did you expect when you saw the title?

    Ehh...I could just report the thread. Which I did.

    Bro Club. AH for the bros.

    'Why don't men ever do anything when women are being reduced to body parts?' 'Because it feels really good to be in the in club - that's why'.

    It reminds me of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/opinion/sunday/how-wall-street-bro-talk-keeps-women-down.html?_r=0


  • #554
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    As if this thread was not strange enough....


  • #555
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,644 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Ehh...I could just report the thread. Which I did.

    Bro Club. AH for the bros.

    'Why don't men ever do anything when women are being reduced to body parts?' 'Because it feels really good to be in the in club - that's why'.

    It reminds me of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/opinion/sunday/how-wall-street-bro-talk-keeps-women-down.html?_r=0

    :rolleyes:


  • #556
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    :rolleyes:

    Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

    Why would you give it up?

    Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

    Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

    Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!


  • #557
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

    Why would you give it up?

    Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

    Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

    Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!

    Men can be sexually assaulted too.


  • #558
    kjl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,127 ✭✭✭kjl


    My mum had this magazine and it has a picture of a model taking from the side and you could see a nipple.

    I think I masterbated to that about 200 times.

    If only a nipple could get me off today.


  • #559
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,644 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

    Why would you give it up?

    Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

    Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

    Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!

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  • #560
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    You should subscribe

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    Maybe you should.


  • #561
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,644 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Maybe you should.

    No

    Because I understand that sometimes jokes are just that

    Your outrage is outrageous


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  • #562
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    No

    Because I understand that sometimes jokes are just that

    Your outrage is outrageous

    Is it a joke when it is 90% one gender disparaging the other,

    Grow up would you.

    Why is this allowed on here?

    There was a thread not along ago I remember, with women complaining about sexist threads let stand on AH. Who is moderating this forum?


  • #563
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    midlandsmissus, you've reported the thread and I replied to you. Please don't drag the thread off-topic just because you don't like its topic. If you don't like it, don't post in it.

    If you de-rail this thread further, you will face sanctions.

    Mod


  • #564
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,644 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Anyway

    Sam Fox and Linda Lussardi

    Got me through many a lonely teenage night

    When all else failed the bikini/underwear section of the little woods catalogue always worked as well.


  • #565
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    I remember my friend kept a scrap book where he glued in page 3 girls he had cut out of the papers :pac:

    He kept it in a biscuit tin in the garden :pac:


  • #566
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Anyway

    Sam Fox and Linda Lussardi

    Got me through many a lonely teenage night

    When all else failed the bikini/underwear section of the little woods catalogue always worked as well.


    My bachelor uncle had air freshners in his car with Sam & Linda topless on 30 years ago. I used to look forward to his visits for that reason. I keep joking with the wife that I will get some for my car....some day


  • #567
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    branie2 wrote: »
    Bienvenue en Francais 2 - the picture of a girl in a bikini and headphones

    Wow that is a blast from the past!
    You're not wrong.


  • #568
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Peregrine, you replied to me to say that what I was saying was a load of nonsense.

    You didn't investigate or review the thread at all, you straight away replied to me and said that what I was saying was a load of rubbish.

    That's sexism and bias again there.

    Ban me from this forum, because the level of sexism, as has been reported by women on AH before, is dangerously high.

    And I am putting a big case against you for replying to me that what I was saying was nonsense without investigating it.

    A woman is upset or has an opinion? Who cares! Lots of fun for the bros and lads.

    Shame on you AH, you disgust me.


  • #569
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,204 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Peregrine, you replied to me to say that what I was saying was a load of nonsense.

    You didn't investigate or review the thread at all, you straight away replied to me and said that what I was saying was a load of rubbish.

    That's sexism and bias again there.

    Disagreeing with a woman is sexism?

    Man I have a lot of apology texts to send out...


  • #570
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    I'm outraged


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  • #571
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    This is putting me off my fap :(

    :pac:


  • #572
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭valoren


    There's the Ladies Lounge and The Gentlemen's club forums too.
    There's a thread where you post pictures of members of the opposite sex who you find attractive.
    The Gentlemen's Club is titled 'Easy on the Eye'
    The Ladies Lounge is titled 'Who makes you drool?'

    Nobody is complaining about that.
    I'm sure if the titles were reversed that there would be outrage at the blatant sexism, objectification etc etc.

    There isn't because we're adults who appreciate the opposite sex. Lighten up.


  • #573
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Peregrine, you replied to me to say that what I was saying was a load of nonsense.

    You didn't investigate or review the thread at all, you straight away replied to me and said that what I was saying was a load of rubbish.

    That's sexism and bias again there.

    Ban me from this forum, because the level of sexism, as has been reported by women on AH before, is dangerously high.

    And I am putting a big case against you for replying to me that what I was saying was nonsense without investigating it.

    A woman is upset or has an opinion? Who cares! Lots of fun for the bros and lads.

    Shame on you AH, you disgust me.

    Mod:

    You need to look up the definition of sexism because my definition of sexism, and most people's definition of sexism, is not taking place here. This is a thread where people are making fun of their past selves and their own past views on the opposite sex and not making derogatory remarks about women for the sake of it.

    I have issued you with a warning. Not because you asked to be banned, but because you ignored a mod instruction and replied on-thread.

    Don't post in this thread again.


  • #574
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    And a light reminder to stop talking about sexism, cos this is not what the thread is about.

    Thank you,
    The mod team


  • #575
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    manys a morning before work id go to war on the spice girls "I'm giving you everything" video!!! it was on MTV at 7am like clockwork!!


  • #576
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Moist.

    That ought to get rid of her.

    That's enough of that, the user has been asked to leave the thread and cannot respond.


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  • #577
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    So she has, I've just deleted it.


  • #578
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    In the interest of getting things back on track... hmmmm, so many to choose from...
    I'll go with a modern one... go to youtube... lookup erotic asmr...


  • #579
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    Early 90's... sky movies would do what I then considered a dirty movie late on a Wednesday night...


  • #580
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,626 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Fapping is a part of life.


  • #581
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    Arghus wrote: »
    Fapping is a part of life.

    You're fapping right it is!


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  • #582
    irishejit
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭irishejit


    In times of dire need I could always rely on the auld fella having a few tins of Tennents in the fridge, could alway depend on the Lager Lovelies on the back to sooth a rampant 15 yr olds pressure!

    Might just do a spot of reminiscing tonight after finding an archive!! http://www.cannyscot.com/


  • #583
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,767 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    irishejit wrote: »
    In times of dire need I could always rely on the auld fella having a few tins of Tennents in the fridge, could alway depend on the Lager Lovelies on the back to sooth a rampant 15 yr olds pressure!

    Might just do a spot of reminiscing tonight after finding an archive!! http://www.cannyscot.com/

    Lord, thats a brutal website! Not the ladies, the site!


  • #584
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    looksee wrote: »
    Lord, thats a brutal website! Not the ladies, the site!

    wow, yea it is


  • #585
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The stripper in Carry On Behind


  • #586
    9or10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    There was an episode of Magpie where the presenter Susan Stranks was showing teenagers how to wear a see-thru blouse without a bra, to the school disco.

    Ka-Ching - no one in, bingo.

    Sounds kinda weird now.


  • #587
    Johnnyhpipe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Johnnyhpipe


    I would have to say that a true low point in my career as a long term fapper would be walking to the square as a teenage boy, glancing through photos of hairy muffs in the H&E magazine while hiding it behind that week'/ copy of "shoot" (no pun intended)...then walking back home, locking myself in the bathroom and trying to REMEMBER what I saw!!

    You young lads don't know how lucky you are with internet filth on tap!


  • #588
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭cml387


    9or10 wrote: »
    There was an episode of Magpie where the presenter Susan Stranks was showing teenagers how to wear a see-thru blouse without a bra, to the school disco.

    Ka-Ching - no one in, bingo.

    Sounds kinda weird now.

    Did that really happen? I know that she was famous for being ummm unsupported when doing Magpie (we couldn't get ITV in those days).

    Now Sally James in Tiswas....


  • #589
    9or10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭9or10


    Definately - its burned into my 14y/o imagination. It was only a clip not the whole show topless.

    I seem to remember the clip being repeated on some "This was the 80s" type of C4 show.


  • #590
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    The RTE Guide used to do the job sometimes when The Sunday World wasn't available.

    I remember one oul neighbour giving out about that "trashy" paper was in the house, those people would keel over if they were alive now and Pornhub available to everyone.


  • #591
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Judge Anderson and Durham Red from 2000AD.


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  • #592
    Duckjob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    Kim Wilde videos from the late 80s like this one always did it for me, especially 2:19 onwards...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWfXb_9iQZM


  • #593
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Duckjob wrote: »
    Kim Wilde videos from the late 80s like this one always did it for me, especially 2:19 onwards...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWfXb_9iQZM

    You Came was good too. :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Agwu_5J14


  • #594
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    You Came was good too. :D

    appropriately named


  • #595
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭sasta le


    Dani Behr on the word anyone


  • #596
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Duckjob wrote: »
    Kim Wilde videos from the late 80s like this one always did it for me, especially 2:19 onwards...-

    Believe it or not this one was banned because in it she was playing a pearl necklace. True story the filthy minx :P


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMRZ9kINyDs


  • #597
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    sasta le wrote: »
    Dani Behr on the word anyone

    sexy face sexy voice ;)


  • #598
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    sasta le wrote: »
    Dani Behr on the word anyone

    Lord yes.


  • #599
    MonsterCookie
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MonsterCookie


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Lord yes.

    Agreed but hardly lame or embarrassing? She was well fit...


  • #600
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Pretty standard I think...Picture of tennis player Martina Hingis dashing about the court in her short skirt and knickers up her bum. Unfortunately, this picture was in one of the Sunday World and Sunday was 'family' day where other siblings came out to the home place for lunch and to look at the papers etc.

    On spotting the picture, I snuck off to my room for a Sunday fap but got some of my sex wee on the paper. Splashes of sex wee on crappy paper doesn't just dry up and disappear. I legged it after lunch and bought another copy so the family wouldn't have to unstick the other one.

    Fun times.

    I have been sniggering to myself all weekend over this expression! Definitely going to be using it myself from now on. Bravo holystungun9 :D


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  • #601
    nilsonmickey
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭nilsonmickey


    I remember one time on a Monday morning I was busting for a **** at work. I was rubbing one out in the jacks and my boss was in the next cubicle passing kidney stones. Poor bastard was in serious pain while I was having all the fun.


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