Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

Leg End Reject · 02-09-2020 5:22pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That's one of the best things I've read on this thread. One of the few that's not on the dumb side of the scale.

It's effing hilarious though!

Lady Haywire · 02-09-2020 5:23pm

Polar101 wrote: »

"Perhaps

Just cautious?

There r too many hoaxtrs..
just hlp chldrn nothers fir
instance..selectv..those who won't drain
resrcs n not pose danger to the communiry"

I think on about immigrants? Saying there's too many hoaxers & we should just help kids |& mothers for instance. Be selective with those who won't drain resources & not pose a danger to the community.

Foweva Awone · 02-09-2020 6:31pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That's one of the best things I've read on this thread. One of the few that's not on the dumb side of the scale.

My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!

sligojoek · 02-09-2020 11:20pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!

A face like an ordinary rissole is bad enough.

pgj2015 · 02-09-2020 11:28pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

My favourite part is the face like a stepped-on rissole, I'm gonna steal that one!!

The bit about the panic attack is the best bit.

knucklehead6 · 03-09-2020 6:22am

It was lifted from the Wexford Corporation fb page

Ted_YNWA · 03-09-2020 8:16am

knucklehead6 wrote:

It was lifted from the Wexford Corporation fb page

That's a great parody account tbf.

Polar101 · 07-09-2020 2:31am

Lady Haywire wrote: »

I think on about immigrants? Saying there's too many hoaxers & we should just help kids |& mothers for instance. Be selective with those who won't drain resources & not pose a danger to the community.

I think you've got it.. makes sense now (almost) if it was actually 'mothers'.

coolhull · 12-09-2020 7:53pm

"No the problem is that the govement are taking in refuges a d given them a houwse car every tink for free and then to the peple that are from there are just told oh we can't help it's fu*kin shockin help are owen peple befor otters send them back to where they came from not are problem so why should they be looked after befor are owen fu*king shoking f*cking govement",

'Help are owen peple befor otters'

Why? Are otters now getting ahead of themselves?
Are our beautiful wild rivers not good enough for them anymore?
Coming over here n taking "are howzes, are cars evry tink...."
Damned hairy long-tailed fur - rinners!!!

kildare lad · 07-10-2020 10:11pm

Hahaha when ur ex rings ye threatening t burn me and my kids out of our house on today of all days ,and his big junkie bird sends ye a friend request then blocks ye haha havin a creep wer ye love ðŸ€ðŸ€£ðŸ€£ the shame of the two of yis scruffy good for nothing junkies yis are more than welcome to come to me today but neither of yis would have the bottle , I'm in the right humour for yous knackers keep it up I'm warning yis ,two ****in muts I'll leave it at that for now because yous arnt worth the jail time ðŸ’¯ðŸ–•

sligojoek · 07-10-2020 11:27pm

Picture the scene: you buy your son a quad bike for his birthday. It’s a great gift & he’s happy. On his next birthday you give him £300, you’re a pretty good dad & he’s well happy with £300. Then you tell him you sold the quad bike & got £300 for it. so turns out you’re not a good dad, you’re a c**t cause you just gave him the £300 that was already his and actually gave him **** all for his birthday. I have never wanted to rip someone’s throat out with my bare hands so badly in all my life and I wish to god I had never met the prick. Talk about stitch your own kid up and try to make yourself look good in the process. Absolute C**T !!!!!!!

Foweva Awone · 14-10-2020 11:35am

Girlos in Finglas be like
"The gubberment are a load a bollix they give us nuttin I swear how are we suppose ta afford Christmas im a single mother with 6 kids and none of the 6 baby daddies give me nuttin, I only have a 4 bed on hap.. I swear I'm bullin

Then an hour later on a buy and sell page.

How much are your late late goody boxes? 30 euro each? What's in them 2 cans 2 packera crips and jellies? Ah yeah give us 6 of them. I'll collect them later me jeep is in getting serviced, ah no yeah it's grand I've to fly over that way anyway I've to pick up moncler jackets for hayden Jayden kayden and Brayden in brown thomas anyway luv XXX

#gotheshopyerselfyalazycunt

chooseusername · 14-10-2020 12:16pm

No Moncler jackets for Layden and Gayden then?
I like the hashtag.
(Cracking wind-up)

Hotblack Desiato · 14-10-2020 1:06pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Picture the scene: you buy your son a quad bike for his birthday.

No quicker route to A+E and maybe the paraplegia ward

Niles · 17-10-2020 6:43pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

've to pick up moncler jackets for hayden Jayden kayden and Brayden in brown thomas anyway luv XXX

I'm picturing a north Dublin take on Donald Duck raising Huey, Dewey and Louie.

coolhull · 19-10-2020 6:48pm

Is de care doc open in level5 ?? If so does enyone have the number. One of my little angles is sick

Mam of 4 · 19-10-2020 7:42pm

coolhull wrote: »

Is de care doc open in level5 ?? If so does enyone have the number. One of my little angles is sick

Is she going to wait until after midnight on Wednesday for level 5 to kick in before she rings the caredoc ?!!

Mollyb60 · 27-10-2020 9:20am

From a news report on a cafe offering free meals to kids:
"I think yous are all missing the point in stead of ready cooling people on the system...."

I had to read this about 6 times before I understood what she meant. I'm hoping it was just autocorrect.

fritzelly · 27-10-2020 3:29pm

I'm lost?

ohnonotgmail · 27-10-2020 3:34pm

fritzelly wrote: »

I'm lost?

ready cooling = ridiculing

chooseusername · 27-10-2020 3:43pm

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

ready cooling = ridiculing

And me thinking it was "really fooling".
Fooled me that did.

coolhull · 01-11-2020 1:03pm

For sale dryer. table machonnegy 6ft.x4ft. Lamp.car audi a 6 diesel.

Presumably s/he means a mahogany table, but who knows?

Foweva Awone · 01-11-2020 6:31pm

"So apparently dares a eastern European gang goin around tryin to snatch kids one or two stories also of them breaking into homes also for kids why are ppl just taking pics of them shud box the ears off them I'm not racist I'd be sayin the same if day were Irish doing it dirty dogs shud be killed and another thing is day shudnt even be over ere shud be well checked comin into the country anything happens to my kids or anyone's I kno I'll do life. if ppl don't agree with this status nd think it's racist I don't give a fuk like I said In the post if day were Irish I'd say the same a difference between protecting our children and been racist.. fukin dirty filths"

Defo not racist, this one.

Notmything · 03-11-2020 12:39am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"So apparently dares a eastern European gang goin around tryin to snatch kids one or two stories also of them breaking into homes also for kids why are ppl just taking pics of them shud box the ears off them I'm not racist I'd be sayin the same if day were Irish doing it dirty dogs shud be killed and another thing is day shudnt even be over ere shud be well checked comin into the country anything happens to my kids or anyone's I kno I'll do life. if ppl don't agree with this status nd think it's racist I don't give a fuk like I said In the post if day were Irish I'd say the same a difference between protecting our children and been racist.. fukin dirty filths"

Defo not racist, this one.

Sounds like same ones my brother posted a warning about on FB, included a photo of them in Wexford for added authenticity. Apparently Wexford is full of UK reg cars and has union jack bunting everywhere. He refuses to accept the photo may not be legit.

Foweva Awone · 06-11-2020 10:01pm

"I havent hit any one since the last time i sparred. But I swear to god if one more wanker in this area calls me a northsider again i will dig ur head in, im from f***in Tallaght yes thick f***s been honest wouldn't mind been a northsider atleaset there decent people. Soundest c***s u will meet... But yous are a whole different breed over here if i didnt have a council house id be gone"

Foweva Awone · 06-11-2020 10:04pm

And from the same girl...

"2year suspended and gets knicked, only centimetres away from been aloud to see hes daughter.. F***in tick even if he's really really really lucky to be released with a charge sheet. Hes ruined it for himself.. MY child now. F**ing stupid scumbag, shes never guna no you chance after chance after chance ughhhhhh feel like goin the garda station and asking them to let me in the cell for a five minute, knock the stupidity out of him someone needs to,

i wrote that after he got knicked the 1st time then i gets a call at half eleven of kevin street to say he was arrested again and they said they were keepin him for court now i know that ur aloud a visitor when they keep u in custody so i said right ill be down here was the sergeant now don't start when u get here. they now me too well so went into the room and i f***in hopped him out of it about the three kids i said u take 2 on weekends how dya think those 2 would feel not been able to say ye and tusla wernt long away from letting see (daughter) . And u f***ed it all up with them know i goes ur goin to get about 3 years inclus the suspended and because of the price of the damage the judge wont accept juristicion and he'll be sent to the circuit court glad were finished

member at one stage he wasnt havin a bar of her wasnt doin the dna remember all the nights he left me sobbin and now he has his result he thinks hes daddy of the year. i just keep tellin him I slipped the doctor money to rig the results and he's really not her da yeno purrrre manipulating and emotional abuse at it finest getting into his head and break-in the bastard down to nothin he did it to me revenge is sweet"

ohnonotgmail · 06-11-2020 11:26pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

And from the same girl...

"2year suspended and gets knicked, only centimetres away from been aloud to see hes daughter.. F***in tick even if he's really really really lucky to be released with a charge sheet. Hes ruined it for himself.. MY child now. F**ing stupid scumbag, shes never guna no you chance after chance after chance ughhhhhh feel like goin the garda station and asking them to let me in the cell for a five minute, knock the stupidity out of him someone needs to,

i wrote that after he got knicked the 1st time then i gets a call at half eleven of kevin street to say he was arrested again and they said they were keepin him for court now i know that ur aloud a visitor when they keep u in custody so i said right ill be down here was the sergeant now don't start when u get here. they now me too well so went into the room and i f***in hopped him out of it about the three kids i said u take 2 on weekends how dya think those 2 would feel not been able to say ye and tusla wernt long away from letting see (daughter) . And u f***ed it all up with them know i goes ur goin to get about 3 years inclus the suspended and because of the price of the damage the judge wont accept juristicion and he'll be sent to the circuit court glad were finished

member at one stage he wasnt havin a bar of her wasnt doin the dna remember all the nights he left me sobbin and now he has his result he thinks hes daddy of the year. i just keep tellin him I slipped the doctor money to rig the results and he's really not her da yeno purrrre manipulating and emotional abuse at it finest getting into his head and break-in the bastard down to nothin he did it to me revenge is sweet"

Jesus that is desperately sad. Like an episode of jeremy Kyle

dreamers75 · 07-11-2020 12:30am

Foweva awone is the real hero here.

She/he/her/him/they/them keeps these people on FB for us.

Foweva Awone · 07-11-2020 11:49am

dreamers75 wrote: »

Foweva awone is the real hero here.

She/he/her/him/they/them keeps these people on FB for us.

I move in some interesting circles.

pgj2015 · 07-11-2020 11:53am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I move in some interesting circles.

I know them types, stay with a waster for years then bitch about him for the rest of their lives. its their own fault, no sympathy for them.

Foweva Awone · 18-11-2020 5:36pm

"Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

optogirl · 18-11-2020 5:50pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

Heartwarming

El Weirdo · 18-11-2020 5:51pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Since weve been working so hard and litraly stick by each other true everything!. Our shared problems mine are urs and urs ar mine!! Each others rocks basically baby init!!! Lol

And since weve been haven problems with ****ty phones!! Witch my fell tday screans grand phones just has a green tone to it haaa and the crack b4 aswell!!,,

And ur phone wont get into that one (on a mad one!!! Haaaaa) awh no u no I feel bad for that one now bab! Love ya!!

Any this week we treating our selfs to two new phones!!

Love ya lots my future hubby when the one day comes and you have to ask me to marry yaaa!!! Lol

Anyway love u loads just showen my mannn some aprisiation"

Jesus.

AndyBoBandy · 18-11-2020 5:53pm

The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...

El Weirdo · 18-11-2020 6:08pm

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

The irony that it actually takes (me) longer to read text speak, which is a sort of short form writing...

There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

Just really bad spelling.

Thepillowman · 18-11-2020 11:14pm

My head hurts.

knucklehead6 · 19-11-2020 7:31am

God help whatever kids come from that soon to be single mother

chooseusername · 19-11-2020 8:46am

El Weirdo wrote: »

There's hardly any txtspk in that though.

Just really bad spelling.

Sometime in the future all spelling will be fonetic, init

Hector Savage · 19-11-2020 10:43am

Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...

Foweva Awone · 19-11-2020 11:38am

Hector Savage wrote: »

Occasionally I pop in here to depress myself, my god !!!!
Some of these people work in admin too ... I mean WTAF ...

Tbh I doubt most of them work at all.

Foweva Awone · 22-11-2020 5:32pm

Why do people put this crap on Facebook!

"Look at Our Princess Shane, she Had a good weekend wit my family bless her... See Yu in a Bit Shane we go Mc Donnalds nd watch few Movies n D Match and haters we goin make a go of it i know i ****ed up when i left u for ur 2nd cousin but u shagged my best friend & worst enemy and we were 2gethr 7 years i defo broke a mirror but ****it me n ur cousin only lasted 4 years and i dont care if im giving ppl d full of der mouths whats meant t be will be"

God love her though, she's got quite a few tattoos with the other fellas name on her, that's gotta be awkward!

Princess Calla · 22-11-2020 5:48pm

Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

corner of hells · 22-11-2020 5:55pm

Princess Calla wrote: »

Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

And is Shane a princess?

Foweva Awone · 22-11-2020 6:08pm

Princess Calla wrote: »

Are the best friend and worst enemy the same person or two different girls?

I *think * the same girl, not 100%

Lady Haywire · 22-11-2020 7:20pm

:eek:
She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.

Foweva Awone · 22-11-2020 7:58pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

:eek:
She didn't just air her dirty laundry....she emptied the fecking laundromat!
Why, just why do people feel we need (or want) to know about the drama in their love life.

I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!

Princess Calla · 22-11-2020 8:51pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I reckon she must be trying to make some other girl jealous or something, can't think why else ... But sure who knows really!!

Oh it's always about one upmanship with another girl.

valoren · 22-11-2020 9:28pm

"Aprisiation"

Gold!

Thought it was aspiration and then realised...

seagull · 23-11-2020 2:23pm

I somehow doubt the person typing that has ever even heard the word aspiration, and would never even consider using it.

Foweva Awone · 27-11-2020 8:06pm

Same girl again...

"Love my Dad Forever && My child Loves Him more than her own father Shane, a pure deadbeat u are shane but least ur copping on now and we will have a bright future me u and our princess... my dad and brother hate u but ur doing the best me and my child love u too shane xoxo

Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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