In the spirit of having a laugh.

nigeldaniel · 02-04-2020 9:27am

My long term friend has this one in the bag, China wanted to kick Don Don from the white house and get WHO into there pocket. O and into that mix, they just love to experiment on all kinds of everything.

biko · 02-04-2020 9:31am

China started it to plunge the world into recession.
Then they go around buying all the failed businesses and end up owning the world.

Start learning mandarin bi***es.

Kylta · 02-04-2020 9:36am

jimgoose wrote: »

It occurs to me that maybe Covid-19 is the planet's immune system's latest response to us.

Could be very true, dont see many planes in the sky or gas guzzlers on the road, natures way of say fyck you. Will give greta the half goblin half hobbit type creature a bigger platform

Kylta · 02-04-2020 9:39am

nigeldaniel wrote: »

My long term friend has this one in the bag, China wanted to kick Don Don from the white house and get WHO into there pocket. O and into that mix, they just love to experiment on all kinds of everything.

Chinese love mixing everything up and to be fair they get it right sometimes ie sweet & sour dishes oh and I like the black bean sauce

02-04-2020 9:46am

Kylta wrote: »

Funny story but true I was short if a razor one time, and I was given a fanny blade, (suppose to be for shaving women during pregnancy). Well im not joking when I say this.I.was like the fu_king mummy walking around, I'd barely any skin on my poor unfortunate beautiful face.

If you are going to use a “fanny blade”, I’d guess it’s always best to use a new one

Seamai · 02-04-2020 9:47am

Someone I know who thinks everything is a conspiracy told me that the Rothschilds are behind COVID-19 as they have the most to gain.

02-04-2020 9:54am

Vince McMahon developed it, so he can promote a Triple H Vs Covid19 WrestleMania main event next year. Winner take all as humanity hangs in the balance.

Kylta · 02-04-2020 10:08am

Deleted User wrote: »

If you are going to use a “fanny blade”, I’d guess it’s always best to use a new one

Was new, I didnt think it was sharp as it was, I realise now my partner at time was probably hoping I'd cut my throat. That blade doesn't half shift skin. Actually has a man I reckon all men should experience it. Beside with wearing a mask these days you would be able to hid the bits of paper covering up the cuts. I say f-ck the mach 4s &5s. The shout should be Fanny Blades for all

Hoop66 · 02-04-2020 10:44am

Kylta wrote: »

Does anyone think greta looks like something made of hobbit and gremlin, or is it just me

No, it's just you...that looks like something made of hobbit and gremlin

moonlighting_1 · 02-04-2020 10:48am

You cant make this stuff up

Kylta · 02-04-2020 11:10am

moonlighting_1 wrote: »

You cant make this stuff up

Some serious nutballs roaming this planet

Kylta · 02-04-2020 11:14am

Hoop66 wrote: »

No, it's just you...that looks like something made of hobbit and gremlin

Ooh did I touch a nerve there? Are you a hoblin or is a germbit (let you pick because I so kind) follower

Sorry about that · 02-04-2020 11:15am

Designed in a lab in Mayo to avoid relegation to division 2.

Kylta · 02-04-2020 11:21am

mariaalice wrote: »

Some of them are so bizarre that they are funny.

I tend to like the craked mirror type of humour.

Can you please give us some more of your cracked ideas andd thoughts. Or truthfully do you just drop the bomb° and sit back.
° means basically start a thread and piss off

Kylta · 02-04-2020 11:31am

Sorry about that wrote: »

Designed in a lab in Mayo to avoid relegation to division 2.

Its was Mayo's year for the Sam ( everytime I say that statement out loud I burst out laughing) but the coronavirus was another curse that ruined them. Or my thinking is covid was invented so we wont win six in a row. Them dam 31 counties and the chinese when they get together they can come with a hellva devilish plan to stop the DUBS

mariaalice · 02-04-2020 7:01pm

Kylta wrote: »

Can you please give us some more of your cracked ideas andd thoughts. Or truthfully do you just drop the bomb° and sit back.
° means basically start a thread and piss off

Cracked mirror means its the world as we know it almost i.e looking at the world through a cracked mirror it looks almsot the same but something is not quite right.

blinding · 02-04-2020 7:11pm

bazza1 wrote: »

Elaborate plot by RTE to get rid of Tubridy:D

Good call and worth it :eek::eek:

branie2 · 02-04-2020 7:26pm

None whatsoever!

fryup · 02-04-2020 11:17pm

Kylta wrote: »

Some serious nutballs roaming this planet

esp in the good ol'USA

Kylta · 03-04-2020 8:50am

fryup wrote: »

esp in the good ol'USA

Well bless em good ole boys, they do have ole dittery donal as their leader

blinding · 03-04-2020 9:34am

Kylta wrote: »

Well bless em good ole boys, they do have ole dittery donal as their leader

And at the moment the alternative is Sleepy Joe :eek:

I don’t think Sleepy Joe is a good Alternative in the present crisis.

I can see the Democratic Establishment Frankenstein-ing Hillary for November or later if the Presidential Election is Delayed :eek:

Perhaps American will be voting from home. Anyway hopefully the worst is over by then and there is an Election.

Kylta · 03-04-2020 9:43am

blinding wrote: »

And at the moment the alternative is Sleepy Joe :eek:

I don’t think Sleepy Joe is a good Alternative in the present crisis.

I can see the Democratic Establishment Frankenstein-ing Hillary for November or later if the Presidential Election is Delayed :eek:

Perhaps American will be voting from home. Anyway hopefully the worst is over by then and there is an Election.

Does it really matter who america gets to lead them. What the good ole US of A needs is a good psychiatrist, not a president.

blinding · 03-04-2020 9:49am

Kylta wrote: »

Does it really matter who america gets to lead them. What the good ole US of A needs is a good psychiatrist, not a president.

Sure everyone could do with a little work from a Good Psychiatrist and probably nobody needs any work from a Bad Psychiatrist ! !:eek:

Kylta · 03-04-2020 9:53am

blinding wrote: »

Sure everyone could do with a little work from a Good Psychiatrist and probably nobody needs any work from a Bad psychiatrist ! !:eek:

I'll take any psychiatrist. Whoa. Thats not true I'm my own psychiatrist and you won't believe this im actually pondering over my sane insanity

Irish_peppa · 03-04-2020 9:57am

Mate is convinced that

China wanted to boost exports ....they couldnt take on the yanks in a conventional way so they got their labs to invent Covid 19.
This virus would then at little to no expense take over the world and cripple the major economies. But why you ask?? Ah ha ! to sell expensive medical equipment.

:cool:
I pointed out a few fundamental flaws which he quickly shot down.. I just said... Ahh ok, yeah I guess that makes sense allright" i then switched off my brain

blinding · 03-04-2020 10:00am

Kylta wrote: »

I'll take any psychiatrist. Whoa. Thats not true I'm my own psychiatrist and you won't believe this im actually pondering over my sane insanity

Sure Psychiatrists need to work too. Could you not work on your Insanity to get it up to a level requiring a Psychiatrist. Think of the Psychiatrists; I Say:)

blinding · 03-04-2020 10:02am

Irish_peppa wrote: »

Mate is convinced that

China wanted to boost exports ....they couldnt take on the yanks in a conventional way so they got their labs to invent Covid 19.
This virus would then at little to no expense take over the world and cripple the major economies. But why you ask?? Ah ha ! to sell expensive medical equipment. :cool:
I pointed out a few fundamental flaws which he quickly shot down.. I just said... Ahh ok, yeah I guess that makes sense allright" i then switched off my brain

So that was his Chinese Take-away !

blinding · 03-04-2020 10:04am

Irish_peppa wrote: »

Mate is convinced that

China wanted to boost exports ....they couldnt take on the yanks in a conventional way so they got their labs to invent Covid 19.
This virus would then at little to no expense take over the world and cripple the major economies. But why you ask?? Ah ha ! to sell expensive medical equipment. :cool:
I pointed out a few fundamental flaws which he quickly shot down.. I just said... Ahh ok, yeah I guess that makes sense allright" i then switched off my brain

Did he get that along the Line of a Chinese Whisper;)

Harry Palmr · 03-04-2020 10:05am

It's a plot to make men understand what bringing up stroppy children is like.

blinding · 03-04-2020 10:08am

Harry Palmr wrote: »

It's a plot to make men understand what bringing up stroppy children is like.

Keeping Man in the Cave is Cruel and Unusual Punishment Alright.:eek:

Kylta · 03-04-2020 10:18am

blinding wrote: »

Sure Psychiatrists need to work too. Could you not work on your Insanity to get it up to a level requiring a Psychiatrist. Think of the Psychiatrists; I Say:)

My insanity is sanity, I've seen the light, I want the president of irelands job. Im actually taller than that inmate

blinding · 03-04-2020 10:30am

Kylta wrote: »

My insanity is sanity, I've seen the light, I want the president of irelands job. Im actually taller than that inmate

For-ever more being above Michael D’s Height is a Disqualification for the Highest Job.

Tis of the Leprechauns Now, and You must have Amassed a Public Pot of the Gold before You can Claim Another Public Pot of the Gold.

And , So it is written in the Law of the Leprechauns.

Know your High Place of No Importance ; You of the Ordinary People.

Go in Peace and Poverty Now, and Know that it is good for You but in No way Good for Me

;)

Kylta · 03-04-2020 11:01am

My medication allows me to fly past leprechauns on the wings of sparrows undetected. The little people are fraudsters they dont have gold, its bronze they possess.
Their real treasure is they possess farty pants that make the most truly wonderful sound when the blow

blinding · 03-04-2020 11:06am

Kylta wrote: »

My medication allows me to fly past leprechauns on the wings of sparrows undetected. The little people are fraudsters they dont have gold, its bronze they possess.
Their real treasure is they possess farty pants that make the most truly wonderful sound when the blow

I see that you are fine and coping well. Humanity is safe with you.

Kylta · 03-04-2020 11:18am

Wait until i'm president, you are invited to the inauguration, it will be on o'connell street, where im going to built a new presidential palace. Im hoping to heal the northside/southside divide of my city. The eastside/westside divide will have to wait until I get a second term.

blinding · 03-04-2020 11:25am

Kylta wrote: »

Wait until i'm president, you are invited to the inauguration, it will be on o'connell street, where im going to built a new presidential palace. Im hoping to heal the northside/southside divide of my city. The eastside/westside divide will have to wait until I get a second term.

Build Four Walls from the Centre Point. This will Unite the People against the Four Walls. Ok, you may die.

Kylta · 03-04-2020 11:41am

blinding wrote: »

Build Four Walls from the Centre Point. This will Unite the People against the Four Walls. Ok, you may die.

My presidential palace is getting built of sunshine and silk its a tepee. Walls who said anything about walls, your in serious jeopardy of being invited to my inauguration, your absolutely insane, walls walls were in gods name did that come from. Sorry I think ill recommend you to a psychiatrist.
Lucky for you I'm a psychiatrist. My recommendation is you take 3 just 3 bottles of laxatives and sh-t your brains out. Walls in my teepee, good god man is there no bounds to your insanity

blinding · 03-04-2020 11:45am

Kylta wrote: »

My presidential palace is getting built of sunshine and silk its a tepee. Walls who said anything about walls, your in serious jeopardy of being invited to my inauguration, your absolutely insane, walls walls were in gods name did that come from. Sorry I think ill recommend you to a psychiatrist.
Lucky for you I'm a psychiatrist. My recommendation is you take 3 just 3 bottles of laxatives and sh-t your brains out. Walls in my teepee, good god man is there no bounds to your insanity

I will most certainly take your advice. It makes perfect sense to me.

Kylta · 03-04-2020 11:48am

blinding wrote: »

I will most certainly take your advice. It makes perfect sense to me.

I'm glad I was of some assistance to you in your hour of total desperation (Walls). Oh and you'll be delighted to know I waived my fee

blinding · 03-04-2020 11:53am

Kylta wrote: »

I'm glad I was of some assistance to you in your hour of total desperation (Walls). Oh and you'll be delighted to know I waived my fee

A wall is just an opening waiting to be knocked down ! I just sit on walls to look at both sides while other knock holes in them.

Kylta · 03-04-2020 12:00pm

I might need to confer with another colleague over your Walls issue.
You be glad to know another one of my personalities is actually another psychiatrist
His evaluation of your case is your insane. But his prognosis is kind, take 3 only 3 bottles of laxatives and an enema.
Them walls I feel will have a lot of sh-t falling out of you

blinding · 03-04-2020 12:03pm

Kylta wrote: »

I might need to confer with another colleague over your Walls issue.
You be glad to know another one of my personalities is actually another psychiatrist
His evaluation of your case is your insane. But his prognosis is kind, take 3 only 3 bottles of laxatives and an enema.
Them walls I feel will have a lot of sh-t falling out of you

Build the wall wide enough to have a Road on top and then you are going Somewhere.

Are you, a laxative and enema sales person ?

And is this just a system of leaving a trail as you travel along the wall ?

Kylta · 03-04-2020 12:17pm

blinding wrote: »

Build the wall wide enough to have a Road on top and then you are going Somewhere.

Are you, a laxative and enema sales person ?

And is this just a system of leaving a trail as you travel along the wall ?

I realise the amount of medication ive put you on may leave a trail all along the wall of china, but the problem might be to get you back. Problem solved take another 7 now only 7 bottles of laxatives and 2 enema to get you back safetly, i've put the extra bottle of laxative and the extra enema in case you RUN out of energy. If you in doubt about the way back just follow the trail you left on the way out. I'd imagine that you're delighted that I'm treating you as my very personnel patient and again for the record free of charge

blinding · 03-04-2020 12:18pm

Kylta wrote: »

I realise the amount of medication ive put you on may leave a trail all along the wall of china, but the problem might be to get you back. Problem solved take another 7 now only 7 bottles of laxatives and 2 enema to get you back safetly, i've put the extra bottle of laxative and the extra enema in case you RUN out of energy. If you in doubt about the way back just follow the trail you left on the way out. I'd imagine that you're delighted that I'm treating you as my very personnel patient and again for the record free of charge

As I am discharging , you should be charging ! !

In the spirit of having a laugh.

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