Help my boyfriend find his things

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 8:40pm #1

My boyfriend went back to a house with two guys the other night when he was killing some time to wait to meet up with me as I was out too. (Yes yes, he went home with strangers, he was drunk and now realises it was stupid so save your judgement please

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Anyway these two guys were very friendly and he stayed there for an hour or so and then left. The only thing is in his drunkeness he left his keys, wallet and jacket behind (again.. he's been beating himself up for his stupidity ever since, no need for judgement).

Because he can't remember where the house was exactly he can't figure out how to get back his items. They haven't turned up in the area's local Garda station.

All he has is the guys first name and a general idea of where he lives. Any ideas for how he might get back his things?

darkpagandeath · 18-05-2015 8:41pm

Door to door

18-05-2015 8:41pm

Consult a psychic.

El Weirdo · 18-05-2015 8:41pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

My boyfriend went back to a house with two guys the other night when he was killing some time to wait to meet up with me as I was out too. (Yes yes, he went home with strangers, he was drunk and now realises it was stupid so save your judgement please )

Anyway these two guys were very friendly and he stayed there for an hour or so and then left. The only thing is in his drunkeness he left his keys, wallet and jacket behind (again.. he's been beating himself up for his stupidity ever since, no need for judgement).

Because he can't remember where the house was exactly he can't figure out how to get back his items. They haven't turned up in the area's local Garda station.

All he has is the guys first name and a general idea of where he lives. Any ideas for how he might get back his things?

Why do I get the feeling he isn't telling you absolutely everything?

harry Bailey esq · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

Best thread title of the week

biko · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

Get him drunk again and drop him off in the area.
Once back to the same state of mind as last time he'll remember.

GottaGetGatt · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

As my mother always used to say "Did you look where you last saw it"

Nib · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

My boyfriend went back to a house with two guys the other night

I think you and your boyfriend need to have a chat.

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Why do I get the feeling he isn't telling you absolutely everything?

What makes you say that?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 18-05-2015 8:42pm

Go to where he met up with them.

Caovyn Lineah · 18-05-2015 8:43pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

What makes you say that?

I'm fairly sure he wasn't with 2 guys, he was with a lady friend and doesn't want to go back to her house to get his stuff.

He has used an awful awful excuse

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 8:43pm

Hahaha, these responses. What more did I expect from AH in fairness.

Stheno · 18-05-2015 8:43pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

What makes you say that?

Are you sure it was two blokes?

18-05-2015 8:44pm

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

I'm fairly sure he wasn't with 2 guys, he was with a lady friend and doesn't want to go back to her house to get his stuff.

He has used an awful awful excuse

That was my first thought too. Sorry OP.

Mint Aero · 18-05-2015 8:44pm

The only kind of men that go back to another mans house after a night out are.... ye know... or they were just.... swapsies the druggies

El Weirdo · 18-05-2015 8:44pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

What makes you say that?

The fact I'm in After Hours and am duty bound to reply to threads such as this with innuendo-laced posts.

Stheno · 18-05-2015 8:45pm

Candie wrote: »

That was my first thought too. Sorry OP.

Mine too

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 8:45pm

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

I'm fairly sure he wasn't with 2 guys, he was with a lady friend and doesn't want to go back to her house to get his stuff.

He has used an awful awful excuse

I spoke to him that night and I told him he was an idiot to be going back to a house with strangers, he then put on one of them to show me how nice they were. Plus he would never in a million years cheat on me. But thanks for the input

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 8:46pm

Why'd he go back in the first place? I mean, if it was to look at a trainset or something then there might be a local club or something that could put him back in touch with his new friends?

Fr_Dougal · 18-05-2015 8:46pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

My boyfriend went back to a house with two guys the other night when he was killing some time to wait to meet up with me as I was out too. (Yes yes, he went home with strangers, he was drunk and now realises it was stupid so save your judgement please )

Anyway these two guys were very friendly and he stayed there for an hour or so and then left. The only thing is in his drunkeness he left his keys, wallet and jacket behind (again.. he's been beating himself up for his stupidity ever since, no need for judgement).

Because he can't remember where the house was exactly he can't figure out how to get back his items. They haven't turned up in the area's local Garda station.

All he has is the guys first name and a general idea of where he lives. Any ideas for how he might get back his things?

I have a feeling the upcoming referendum will have a big impact on your relationship...

Stheno · 18-05-2015 8:47pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

I spoke to him that night and I told him he was an idiot to be going back to a house with strangers, he then put on one of them to show me how nice they were. Plus he would never in a million years cheat on me. But thanks for the input

What do you mean he put on one of them?

Wacker The Attacker · 18-05-2015 8:47pm

PLACE AN AD IN THE HERALD FOR A DOGGING SESSION

harry Bailey esq · 18-05-2015 8:47pm

biko wrote: »

Get him drunk again and drop him off in the area.
Once back to the same state of mind as last time he'll remember.

All jokes aside this suggestion has some substance,it taps into the sub conscious.Its the reason fuzz do reconstructions when trying to solve crimes when leads are thin on the ground.

bjork · 18-05-2015 8:49pm

Sounds plausible

and he only signed up to tinder to see what it was all about

Right!?!

Caovyn Lineah · 18-05-2015 8:49pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

I spoke to him that night and I told him he was an idiot to be going back to a house with strangers, he then put on one of them to show me how nice they were. Plus he would never in a million years cheat on me. But thanks for the input

What did you talk to "him" about when your boyfriend put him on the phone?

fleet_admiral · 18-05-2015 8:49pm

Has ge been scratching himself? He may have lost his wallet ect... but brought something else home!

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 8:50pm

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

All jokes aside this suggestion has some substance,it taps into the sub conscious.Its the reason fuzz do reconstructions when trying to solve crimes when leads are thin on the ground.

Pseudo science nonsense. I get drunk occasionally and I still can't remember where I left my dignity in 1997.

Stheno · 18-05-2015 8:53pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Pseudo science nonsense. I get drunk occasionally and I still can't remember where I left my dignity in 1997.

Is it Monday again? I'll miss your antics later, am having an early night

Kenny Logins · 18-05-2015 8:54pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

I spoke to him that night and I told him he was an idiot to be going back to a house with strangers, he then put on one of them to show me how nice they were. Plus he would never in a million years cheat on me. But thanks for the input

Is it an Android phone? Tell him to check here - https://maps.google.ie/locationhistory (when logged in).

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 8:57pm

Kenny Logins wrote: »

Is it an Android phone? Tell him to check here - https://maps.google.ie/locationhistory (when logged in).

It's an iPhone, any idea if it has a similar function?

strobe · 18-05-2015 8:58pm

Why are people thinking he cheated on her? That wouldn't explain him not having keys, wallet or a jacket. Not sure how people are coming to that conclusion. He left them inside her after they got really really really kinky? He traded them to her for sex? She is a weird variation on the whole black widow concept but she eats the guy's stuff, rather than the guys themselves? I'm at a loss.

PizzamanIRL · 18-05-2015 8:59pm

Has he checked his pockets yet?

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 9:00pm

strobe wrote: »

Why are people thinking he cheated on her? That wouldn't explain him not having keys, wallet or a jacket. Not sure how people are coming to that conclusion. He left them inside her after they got really really really kinky? He traded them to her for sex? She is a weird variation on the whole black widow concept but she eats the guy's stuff, rather than the guys themselves? I'm at a loss.

I've done a fair few strange and risky things with a drink in me, but I've never gone back to a strange gaff with two blokes I just met. Story sounds a wee bit like a story is all.

hardCopy · 18-05-2015 9:02pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

It's an iPhone, any idea if it has a similar function?

Find my phone, I think you access it through iTunes

cython · 18-05-2015 9:02pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

It's an iPhone, any idea if it has a similar function?

https://www.apple.com/ie/icloud/find-my-iphone.html

harry Bailey esq · 18-05-2015 9:02pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Pseudo science nonsense. I get drunk occasionally and I still can't remember where I left my dignity in 1997.

Occasionally get drunk?I've seen the threads you start on Friday and Saturday night about an hour after kicking out time,the musings of a tennents fueled,crazed madman.There is some science backing bikos input,im not botherin me bollix digging it up.As for dignity,I get drunk more than occasionally,and remember exactly where I left my dignity...back in 1995 :cool:

bjork · 18-05-2015 9:04pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've done a fair few strange and risky things with a drink in me, but I've never gone back to a strange gaff with two blokes I just met. Story sounds a wee bit like a story is all.

Not even for a quicke an hour?

OP did he get a taxi or walk to the pub?

strobe · 18-05-2015 9:04pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've done a fair few strange and risky things with a drink in me, but I've never gone back to a strange gaff with two blokes I just met. Story sounds a wee bit like a story is all.

So maybe he got mugged and doesn't want to admit it or something cause he thinks it'll make him seem like less of a man? Mugged by a gang of 14 year olds or something like that? Maybe something like that..? That I could get people throwing out there. But he cheated and now, therefore, it follows, he no longer has his keys or phone? That just doesn't make any sense...

(I've ended up back at houses with random fckers I've met while catastrophically intoxicated, for the record, so it does happen, there are some of us out there.)

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 9:08pm

Ah jaysus, here's some context for you so.

He was at a BBQ in that area and said he'd come back to mine after. I was on the opposite side of the city at a friends birthday. Everyone left the BBQ at about 1am but I told him I probably wouldn't be home for an hour. This meant he had some time to kill (it would be pointless getting a taxi all the way out to where I was just to head home) so went for a drunken walk, as you do, and bumped into two friendly drunk lads who asked if he wanted to come back to theirs to kill some time. He rang me to tell me this and then put one of them on the phone to me.

After about 40 mins there he left to get a taxi out to mine.

Stranger things have happened. Now stop accusing my lovely boyfriend of cheating.

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 9:08pm

strobe wrote: »

So maybe he got mugged and doesn't want to admit it or something cause he thinks it'll make him seem like less of a man? Maybe something like that..? That I could get people throwing out there. But he cheated and now, therefore, it follows, he no longer has his keys or phone? That just doesn't make any sense...

(I've ended up back at houses with random fckers I've met while catastrophically intoxicated, for the record, so it does happen, there are some of us out there.)

Yeah I agree that straight out suggesting he is cheating is a bit presumptuous to say the least, but the coldhearted cynic in me says there is more to the story at the same time.

the_syco · 18-05-2015 9:09pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Anyway these two guys were very friendly and he stayed there for an hour or so and then left. The only thing is in his drunkeness he left his keys, wallet and jacket behind (again.. he's been beating himself up for his stupidity ever since, no need for judgement).

Is he walking funny?

strobe · 18-05-2015 9:15pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Ah jaysus, here's some context for you so.

He was at a BBQ in that area and said he'd come back to mine after. I was on the opposite side of the city at a friends birthday. Everyone left the BBQ at about 1am but I told him I probably wouldn't be home for an hour. This meant he had some time to kill (it would be pointless getting a taxi all the way out to where I was just to head home) so went for a drunken walk, as you do, and bumped into two friendly drunk lads who asked if he wanted to come back to theirs to kill some time. He rang me to tell me this and then put one of them on the phone to me.

After about 40 mins there he left to get a taxi out to mine.

Stranger things have happened. Now stop accusing my lovely boyfriend of cheating.

Tried ringing the phone? Does his phone have one of those "where is my phone app" things? Think ones pre-installed on the iphones?

I don't think he's cheated on you, that just doesn't add up. Probably did murder someone though and had to dump his jacket as it was covered in blood and she started screaming before he finished her off and he was worried the garda were going to have been rang due to someone hearing the screaming and ****ed it into a river before he thought about his keys and wallet being in it. So I wouldn't go calling him lovely just yet. He's killed a person for Christ sake.

(sorry, I did start off intending to be all helpful Milesandre but everyone else's way seems a lot more fun, so what you gonna do?)

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 9:16pm

strobe wrote: »

Tried ringing the phone? Does his phone have one of those "where is my phone app" things? Think ones pre-installed on the iphones?

I don't think he's cheated on you, that just doesn't add up. Probably did murder someone though and had to dump his jacket as it was covered in blood and she started screaming before he finished her off and he was worried the garda were going to have been rang due to someone hearing the screaming and ****ed it into a river before he thought about his keys and wallet being in it. So I wouldn't go calling him lovely just yet. He's killed a person for Christ sake.
(sorry, I did start off intending to be all helpful Milesandre but everyone else's way seems a lot more fun, so what you gonna do?)

Read my OP, he didn't lose his phone.

The Backwards Man · 18-05-2015 9:17pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Read my OP, he didn't lose his phone.

Or his ring, presumably?:p

bjork · 18-05-2015 9:17pm

Have you tried asking Suri?

kilkenny12 · 18-05-2015 9:18pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Read my OP, he didn't lose his phone.

why you ask about the app then? Lies.

Just Be Yourself · 18-05-2015 9:20pm

bjork wrote: »

Sounds plausible

and he only signed up to tinder to see what it was all about

Right!?!

Grinder more like!

strobe · 18-05-2015 9:22pm

Melisandre121 wrote: »

Read my OP, he didn't lose his phone.

Oh right, sorry, my phone is usually amongst my former possessions in these situations.

Yeah I guess, believe it or not the best thing to do, like someone suggested, is get him hammered again and take a walk around the general area, hope something clicks.

Melisandre121 · 18-05-2015 9:22pm

kilkenny12 wrote: »

why you ask about the app then? Lies.

I asked if there was location history on an iPhone.

recylingbin · 18-05-2015 9:42pm

How did he pay for the taxi?

Earthhorse · 18-05-2015 9:46pm

Where did he meet these guys? If at the BBQ then ask the host who they were.

Help my boyfriend find his things

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