What your child did/said that made you smile today.

appledrop · 11-04-2021 9:29pm

shesty wrote: »

Toilet training the youngest (2 and 11 months, the only boy).He has just discovered that he farts.His reaction to it is hysterical laughter.How he knows to do that already, at age 2, is beyond me.The girls never paid any attention to themselves when they did them!I don't know whether to laugh at him or roll my eyes :-)

My son is 4 and still thinks his farts are hilarious, definitely a boy thing!

josip · 11-04-2021 10:25pm

Watched the 1998 Godzilla with our son last night.
Godzilla sees his dead lizard babies; gets weepie.
First set of missiles hits Godzilla on the bridge; tears flowing big time.
Second set of missiles hit and Godzilla's eyes close; bawling his eyes out and gulping for air.
He's 11.

heldel00 · 11-04-2021 10:30pm

Husband has a nickname and 5yr old only found this out recently. He is obsessed with having his own nickname now. We were in the car yesterday and he says
Him: "Mammy i thought of a great nickname for me."
Me: "Right ok go on."
Him: ..... David.

El Gato De Negocios · 29-04-2021 10:45am

Sitting in the kitchen this morning and 2.5 year old was looking out the window and remarked that she could see a blackbird.

4 year old pipes up "thats a blackbird like the blackbird singing in the dead of night"

:pac:

Kintarō Hattori · 04-05-2021 12:23pm

I was sitting beside my almost 4 year old this morning at the breakfast table. She was eating some cereal while I read a dinosaur book to her. She had been 'shifting about' which is usually a sign that the loo is needed however she declined to use the potty, saying she would when it was needed.
Cue an enormous fart and the little sweetheart jumped out of her seat- her own fart had frightened her. She told me afterwards it was 'loud & bumpy'.

Foweva Awone · 04-05-2021 8:58pm

So I thought my wee boy said to me, "Did you ever see a real penis?" I said, "Well I've seen your one I guess..." He was like, "What? I don't have one!"

Turns out he said "phoenix".

And that's how my parenting is going today!

beertons · 04-05-2021 9:50pm

Not mine, but a neighbours 4 year old was @Kildare National Stud a few days ago. Loads of foals there. Over in the packed playground, dude says rather loudly to his parents, did you see the size of that foals penis.

gucci · 06-05-2021 11:09am

El Gato De Negocios wrote: »

Sitting in the kitchen this morning and 2.5 year old was looking out the window and remarked that she could see a blackbird.

4 year old pipes up "thats a blackbird like the blackbird singing in the dead of night"

:pac:

Sounds like your nailing the parenting thing there, wait 'til 3 little birds land at her window :cool:

On the trip to nursery this morning my son (3.5) asked me "do you want to be a millionaire daddy?"

"What's a millionaire?"

"Its when you have money but a million-hairs, so you wouldnt be bald any more, you could have hair like me

"

"Thanks buddy, I think I am happy that you are the million-hair and I just have my shiny head"

Kintarō Hattori · 13-05-2021 9:44am

Collected her from PlaySchool yesterday and on the way to the playground I asked:

'So what did you do in Playschool today?'.

Cue 'I played, it's called PlaySchool Tata'.

Can't argue with that.

shesty · 13-05-2021 11:37am

Me - "Let's go to bed!"
(Now) 3 year old boy heads off up the stairs singing "willy willy penis, willy willy penis"

This is getting real old, real fast.....

gucci · 18-05-2021 1:24pm

shesty wrote: »

Me - "Let's go to bed!"
(Now) 3 year old boy heads off up the stairs singing "willy willy penis, willy willy penis"

This is getting real old, real fast.....

Going through a major spell of that with 3.5 year old at moment. Everything is poopy and toilets etc etc.....its just a phase, right?:P

josip · 18-05-2021 1:32pm

gucci wrote: »

Going through a major spell of that with 3.5 year old at moment. Everything is poopy and toilets etc etc.....its just a phase, right?:P

It's forever.
I shït you not.

shesty · 18-05-2021 3:35pm

My eldest left that phase at about 4.5 after doing it to death.
She happily re-entered it around age 5.5 when the second girl entered that phase.
My third is a boy.
The phase is now never-ending. I have lost all tolerance for sitting at the dinner table and hearing "fart", "poo", "butt", being used repeatedly in every sentence, and in relation to every single thing that they are discussing.

It gets better, I swear.

:D

Kintarō Hattori · 18-05-2021 3:52pm

I don't know what to think now, my little one will be four in two weeks time and we haven't come to that phase yet. Do any pass it by

josip · 18-05-2021 3:54pm

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I don't know what to think now, my little one will be four in two weeks time and we haven't come to that phase yet. Do any pass it by

It will eventually pass.
Like a 5 day old lump of ....

shesty · 18-05-2021 6:05pm

Girls usually aren't so obsessed with it, I think my pair are outliers. (How lucky am I...).
She isn't 4 yet though...give her time...!

dubstarr · 31-05-2021 1:52pm

My son who is 10 said to his dad the other,he would love to win student of the year.
Why says his dad,well he says "i could do with the money"

dubstarr · 31-05-2021 2:51pm

gucci wrote: »

Going through a major spell of that with 3.5 year old at moment. Everything is poopy and toilets etc etc.....its just a phase, right?:P

Haha no.In fact it gets worse.
Wait till they are about 12 or 13 and they just spend the day with their hands down their jocks.:D

shesty · 31-05-2021 9:20pm

Having that conversation too.....
Are they afraid it will fall off or something !

Listrydude · 01-06-2021 10:19am

so loving the random 'I love you, Daddy'! from my 4 year old boy. It just goes too fast...

zanador · 01-06-2021 4:43pm

Listrydude wrote: »

so loving the random 'I love you, Daddy'! from my 4 year old boy. It just goes too fast...

It's ok mines 16 and I still get them. And it means just as much

Kintarō Hattori · 03-06-2021 12:13pm

I was lying down with her on the big bed a few nights ago before bedtime. We often go in there and play before going to the toilet to brush teeth, wash hands etc and then into her own bed.
Lying down, face to face I asked did she have a nice birthday (Sunday gone). She replied that she did. I asked 'What was the best bit.... or maybe it was all good?' She told me the best bit was the people that came and the cake.

We only had two couples and one other child around so it was a very small party but it hit me in the feels. No mention of presents. It was the company she appreciated and of course, cake.

gucci · 10-06-2021 7:32pm

We live in England and brought the kids (3.5 and 8months) to alton towers splash landings water park on Monday.
The oldest lad was in heaven, couldn't keep up with him and how much fun he was having. The small lad who has been hugely temperamental and uncomfortable for months with digestion issues was the most chilled out I ever seen him.
Complete chaos all around him and kids shouting end playing and he just sat splashing and laughing.
He even fell asleep for 40mins on my lap sitting in a few inches of water.

A lovely family day

25-06-2021 7:41pm

My husband had been working long hours all week- up early and home late. I am pregnant and my poor husband has been making the dinners in the evening and washing up after, to give me a rest.

My 4 year spotted my husband on the sofa around 7.30, beginning to nod off and roared at him...

'You look lazy Daddy'.

I was howling

. Some day, my son will understand.

shesty · 25-06-2021 8:25pm

Little guy (3) has been asking to go to a swimming pool for absolutely months.Last time he was in one was probably February 2020, and he wasn't 2, so he probably doesn't remember.
We bought a gym membership a couple of weeks ago and I finally got him into the pool last week for the first time.He was so, so excited.I brought him back today and he was just thrilled, splashing around and delighted with himself. It was just lovely to see.

El Gato De Negocios · 25-06-2021 8:46pm

A couple of times over the last week or so the little man has been asking me to play Donny Dees while in the car. I have a couple of playlists I listen to with him that are heavily Beatles centric and I couldn't for the life of me figure out Donny Deeds was. Earlier we were in the car and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC come on. Himself chimes up, "that's the one I wanted daddy, that's Donny Dees".

Love it.

SnowyMuckish · 25-06-2021 9:31pm

My LO who’s 20 months reminds me so much of Father Jack at the moment, all I’m hearing out of him this week is “dink, dink, mammy, dink, mammy dink!!!”

lazygal · 26-06-2021 1:00pm

We have a boy who'll tell us he needs the potty without prompting! Finally able to leave the house without a nappy stash.

Kintarō Hattori · 25-08-2021 12:21pm

Not sure what the heck happened but my 4 year old is giving lots of kisses at the moment. She's in a phase where she pretends to be Dracula and so you offer your neck only to be kissed instead of bitten. Current bedtime routine starts off with going to the big bed and I lie down on the bed to be 'attacked' by what seems to be a random animal, only to be kissed and told 'it's just me'.

So loving the sweetness of it.

gucci · 20-10-2021 4:55pm

Small boy, just shy of 13 months slept from 7.30pm til 7am this morning, on Saturday he slept til about 6am.

He has never slept through before, or even been anything close to sleeping through before. Wakes multiple times per night for anything between 5 mins or 2 hours, so I am hoping its a trend he continues.

Heighway61 · 02-12-2021 4:13pm

Picking my teenage son up from the school bus I lined up a song on the car radio from when I was his age. Hoping for a little connection but expecting a scoff or grunt at best. Halfway through I looked over at him. He knew what I was asking and broke into a big grin and said "that's good". I told him all about the band.

gucci · 06-12-2021 5:24pm

Four year old boy has been a terror lately, refusing to participate in everything and anything without lots of coaxing and plamausing (although he is getting better...and I guess so are we in terms of how we are managing)

Brought him to see Santa at Bunratty Castle, he was a bit arsey on the way in (I actually think he is a bit scared of Santa, which is fine) he was hiding behind me and saying he was bored and tired while we were waiting. Then the big man appeared up on the castle platform and his jaw was on the floor with shock. He was fully subscribed and buzzing for the rest of the weekend, bring on Christmas!

El Gato De Negocios · 10-01-2022 10:23am

3 year old was in the sitting room this morning with her "baby", Harry. She was attempting to swaddle him using a sandwich and the missus said to her "you shouldn't wrap your baby in plastic" to which herself replies, "he's not a real baby Mammy"

Kintarō Hattori · 19-01-2022 11:26am

In the bathroom getting ready for bed last night and my 4.5 year old told me she'd like to have a baby when she grew up. I asked her if it was a boy, what would she call him. Frank apparently. Asked her if it was a girl what would she call her, Amelia. Heart melted.

miamee · 19-01-2022 12:14pm

At the weekend we took two of my nephews to the playground in the Phoenix Park Visitor Centre. Before we got there and were driving through the park, the 4 year old was able to tell me that his daddy had brought him here before, there is a white gate and a playground and a maze and a coffee shop...and they sell ICE CREAM. All correct 😆

On the way home as we drove out you go quite close the the gates into Áras an Uachtaráin and the 2 year old (almost 3) pipes up from the back seat, "The President's tree is down!" without any of us even mentioning the president OR the Christmas tree at the gate. I love how their little brains work.

Pawwed Rig · 08-03-2022 3:21pm

My 7 and 5 year old were doing the laundry where the 7 year old sorts it and the 5 year old finds sock pairs. I hear her say to him

'If you throw 1 more sock at my head I am going to suck some of yours (socks) and put them in your drawer' 🤣

Pawwed Rig · 17-08-2022 2:44pm

Me and 8 year old went to Eason to buy him the Beano. While there I picked up a magazine for myself. As soon as we got home he says to my wife "Dad got a magazine with lots of pretty girls in it"

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

The pretty girls

gucci · 26-08-2022 1:08pm

Haha classic, my two lads have their hair fairly long (almost 5 and almost 2) the older lad met some random kids in library last week and they had similar hair.

"Hi, do you want to be my friend? You have hair like me, do people sometimes think your girls?"

"Yeah some times"

"Yeah me too, I dont care, rock stars have long hair"

El Gato De Negocios · 30-08-2022 1:34pm

5 year old has a remarkable grasp of the English language and will often use words that alot of adults wouldn't use, usually in the correct context This is partly driven by his love of audiobooks. Every day that hes been at home during the summer he has listened to either 101 Dalmatians (the original novel, not the Disney version), the original story of Paddington Bear or the original Winnie the Pooh stories, he will literally sit for hours on end drawing and listening to them. Obviously given the time they were written, the language is much different from modern day books. Over the weekend, we were in a garden centre and we discovered they sold little Venus fly traps. He is also obsessed currently with the natural world so upon hearing that we would buy one he said "yes, thats a good idea, our house is fraught with flies at the moment".

I find it hilarious to hear him talk like this as its so out of step with most kids. My only fear is that because of how he speaks sometimes it will make him a target, he's starting school tomorrow so the safety net is now gone.

El Gato De Negocios · 20-02-2023 11:31am

We've watched the original Stars Wars Trilogy with the kids over the last couple of weekends, finishing up with Return of the Jedi yesterday evening.

We were chatting about who we were in the films.

Son said he was Luke.

Daughter said she was Leia.

Asked son who was I, expecting him to say someone badass like Han or Chewbacca.

Jabba the Hutt says the boy.

And why am I Jabba says I?

Because you're big like Jabba.

Im buying a fuckin treadmill.

🤬

Gatica · 23-02-2023 4:26pm

The three-year-old calls to his sister in the other room and says to her by name, "I love you". random, unprompted. It was so sweet...

El Gato De Negocios · 11-04-2023 11:00am

4.5 year old was telling the story of Jesus over the weekend to her brother and explained that Jesus was born to be the king of the juice.🤣

Princess Calla · 11-04-2023 11:41am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120464237#Comment_120464237

Well he has a thing for wine....so...... 😂

Pawwed Rig · 13-04-2023 10:12am

Yesterday my 6 year old had a dancing camp that we dropped her to at 11 while my 9 year old stayed home. After lunch he asked if he could watch TV for a while but the remote control couldn't be found anywhere. Turns out my girl had hidden it so that she didn't miss out on any screen time. He was fuming 🤣🤣

Sad point is that we had registered him for the camp aswell and he would have loved it but he saw 2 girls on the way in that were sisters of boys in his class so he didn't do it in case word got back to the school. I hate single sex schools

El Gato De Negocios · 13-04-2023 2:01pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120472041#Comment_120472041

Thats such a crock of shyt. Awful how even at that age kids are so self conscious.

Pawwed Rig · 13-04-2023 2:10pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120473007#Comment_120473007

Yeah I know.

He does a drama and dancing class further afield where there is no one from the area that knows him so at least he can do what he likes to do in safety there. Anything local is not going to happen anymore. Last year he was fine with all of these camps but this year it is all about what other people will say to him or think of him 😥. He is really a very gentle boy* and struggles a bit with the more sporty/confident boys. The school is just all about football but he has no interest at all in it.

*except where it comes to his sister

El Gato De Negocios · 13-04-2023 2:59pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120473076#Comment_120473076

Sounds alot like my near 6 year old tbh. Loves music, audio books and drawing. We have him and his sister in a weekly music class. Very basic stuff but he loves it. Last week they had a 3 day "songwriting" camp and pm Thursday all the kids performed the song they had written for the parents and grandparents, really good fun. We bring him to football once a week and I'm involved with the coaching. When I say football, it's more a bunch of 5 and 6 year olds running around having a laugh but it's good for socialisation. I haven't an athletic bone in my body so there'll be no pressure to emulate me anyway.🤣

gucci · 29-05-2023 2:21pm

I have two energetic boys (2.5 and 5.5) on Saturday, the smaller guy who is potty training blocked the toilet after tossing a full roll of toilet paper down the bog.

So we made the trip to the hardware shop to buy a plunger. The lads were so excited on way home, practically fighting over the new plunger in the back of the car....well actually they were fighting over it, but they do that over pretty much everything, so you get used to that.

I got the toilet unblocked reasonably easily and quickly and after a quick tidy up the lads wanted a go, so they spent a good 20 mins taking turns plunging the toilet and laughing uncontrollably. The bathroom floor was soaking and so were they by the end of it, but sure it was 20 degrees outside so i sent them outside to the trampoline to dry off while I mopped the floor and everyone calmed down.

Great entertainment for any family for 8 euro!

What your child did/said that made you smile today.

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