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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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#302 21-02-2015 5:08am

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Violet Berlin from Gamepad on Bravo.

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#303 21-02-2015 5:22am

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Eh porn mags on the top shelf in a shop in Newry, I'll never forget the first time I was caught eh fapping,anyway yir man with his big Nordie accent shouted at me to Get The Fcuk out of his shop

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#304 21-02-2015 5:24am

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The Argos swimwear section.

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#305 21-02-2015 3:11pm

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I don't recall a time when the internet didn't have porn.... My "sexual awakening" must have perfectly coincided with my discovery of mucky stuff on the 'puter!

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#306 21-02-2015 4:20pm

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I am thankful there was no internet in the 80s or wouldn't have left my bedroom for about six years, rather than the three years or so that Page 3 and the likes was good for.

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#307 21-02-2015 4:36pm

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The Janet Jackson album cover, with yer man holding her tats.

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#308 21-02-2015 4:53pm

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When I was young there was a certain part of the local swimming pool where when you were swimming there, you could see through to the ladies changing area. Everyone I knew knew of it's existence and we'd all try and get a gawk. It was the early 80s though and so I used to just go home with my mind full of hairy triangles. Did the job though.

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#309 21-02-2015 6:46pm

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When I was about 12 I had a look inside a hay shed belonging to the local Franciscan friars and in one corner I discovered pieces of a porno mag, most not much bigger than the size of a credit card (looking back at it now this is possibly because it had been used as bedding by rats ). I collected up as much of the useful remains that I could find and hid them in the hollowed out back of one of my childhood teddy bears.

I can't wait till I get to give that particular "Back in my day..." lesson to the grandkids.

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#310 21-02-2015 7:16pm

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Readers Wives

*minisick*

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#311 21-02-2015 7:20pm

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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I don't recall a time when the internet didn't have porn.... My "sexual awakening" must have perfectly coincided with my discovery of mucky stuff on the 'puter!

Well I remember a time before the internet. Growing up in a rural area in the wesht of Galway the closest you could get to porn was the Kays catologue. Bleak times.

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#312 21-02-2015 7:45pm

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I remember i used to be forever **** while watching Charmed, the tv show with the 3 hot sisters. Cant turn it on these days without getting a horn. Old habits etc

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#313 22-02-2015 3:39am

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syklops wrote: »

Well I remember a time before the internet. Growing up in a rural area in the wesht of Galway the closest you could get to porn was the Kays catologue. Bleak times.

I just cant remember a time where i fancied a goo at some pornography and it wasn't readily available in some way shape or form. And I'm 25 mind, not exactly a young one!

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#314 22-02-2015 5:51am

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a music video from the 80's, sabrina boy boys.

http://youtu.be/Ug8WeZyTxXg

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#315 22-02-2015 2:12pm

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The word

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#316 22-02-2015 2:47pm

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The slutty sister in keeping up appearances.jesus I can't believe I just admitted that!

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#317 22-02-2015 6:56pm

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As a young lad in the 90s this was the best ever, but watching it now I feel like the aul fella in the gas station near the start :mad:

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#318 22-02-2015 8:58pm

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Was it just me - or did other people find porn magazines in odd places growing up? I remember a few times when a group of us would be walking somewhere in the country and just find a plastic bag with a few porn magazines in them.

I always wondered who would buy such things and leave them places.

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#319 22-02-2015 9:19pm

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Dear Deirdre picture story

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#320 22-02-2015 9:59pm

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UCDVet wrote: »

Was it just me - or did other people find porn magazines in odd places growing up? I remember a few times when a group of us would be walking somewhere in the country and just find a plastic bag with a few porn magazines in them.

I always wondered who would buy such things and leave them places.

Had the same experiences with finding magazines.

Always ended with no one wanting to risk taking the mag home so we'd put it on someone's doorstep, ring the bell, and run away.

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#321 22-02-2015 10:30pm

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Back in the early 90s Rich Tea biscuits had a voucher on each pack and if you collected 6 or something you could order a set of Mills and Boon novels. I didn't realise what was in them until I got the first set!
Thing was I used to go mad when Dad came home from town with the Rich Tea biscuits as they were, still are, so dry and tasteless. After that I encouraged him, he never knew why. Mam was just delighted I was ordering and reading books!

Also Nicolette Sheridan (Paige) from Knots Landing - babe!

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#322 23-02-2015 12:23am

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Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I just cant remember a time where i fancied a goo at some pornography and it wasn't readily available in some way shape or form. And I'm 25 mind, not exactly a young one!

you're So a young one FFS!!

Average age of first ****? You were 12 maybe??

Thats 13 years ago.

I joined boards 13 years ago!!

Of course online porn was available all your **** life

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#323 23-02-2015 2:38am

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WoollyRedHat wrote: »

The Cumulonimbus ? Yeah I get that but I prefer the Cumulus myself, good bit lower, nice and dangly.

Just the thought of those clouds building up with precipation makes me wet.

want to arrange an outing?

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#324 23-02-2015 3:27am

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Family album first. The budget travel catalogue used to have some fine bits of fluff in thong bikinis too.

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#325 23-02-2015 4:44am

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a picture of Jordan cut out of the newspaper and hidden under my mattress

I remember finding a stash of my Dad's old playboys, hairy muffs everywhere

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#326 29-07-2015 6:16pm

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Family album as well - the 1993 summer catalogue

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#327 29-07-2015 8:30pm

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I remember reading this book that my mum had, which had a bit of everything, exercise positions and yoga and make up advice. There was a section that had naked women in it, of all shapes and sizes (I remember this giant black woman that I liked looking at), I can't remember what that section was about now, but I remember using that as fapping (can I say fapping as a girl?) material when I was about 11

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#328 29-07-2015 8:37pm

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^^ When you said you were a girl...

http://media.giphy.com/media/Hz6WKZkKkLOE0/giphy.gif

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#329 29-07-2015 8:49pm

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Miss Torso in Rear Window

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#330 29-07-2015 8:58pm

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I'd close my eyes while the Foster and Allen show was on and yank myself off imagining the Irish dancing teacher in school while dancing to the sheer classics.

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#331 29-07-2015 9:01pm

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Kay's Catalogue, the female underwear/lingerie section. It was a marvel at the time.

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#332 29-07-2015 9:16pm

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Bond girls

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#333 29-07-2015 9:22pm

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My imagination

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#334 29-07-2015 9:24pm

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The Morbegs.

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#335 29-07-2015 10:45pm

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It's a pity there's no appreciation websites for Family Album

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#336 31-07-2015 7:14pm

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I also "fapped" to the Budget travel brochure babes

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#337 31-07-2015 7:53pm

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Bienvenue En France 2... the French textbook.

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#338 31-07-2015 7:54pm

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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Bienvenue En France 2... the French textbook.

The girl in the bikini and headphones?

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#339 31-07-2015 7:55pm

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The sleeve of the chartbusters DVD cases that had the wans advertising their tanning booths. Followed that up with whatever was on the DVD sometimes.

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#340 31-07-2015 8:09pm

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The girl in the Rick Astley video Whenever You Need Somebody

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#341 31-07-2015 10:09pm

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^^^^^^^^^^^

showing your age there

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#342 31-07-2015 10:18pm

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I wanked off to a picture of Teresa lowe recently

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#343 31-07-2015 11:03pm

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Clark Griswold's pool fantasy in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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#344 01-08-2015 9:01am

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Ambre Solaire ads

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#345 01-08-2015 9:24am

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There was an episode of sabrina the teenage witch where you get a flash of her knickers/bum. Had the episode on tape so it could be paused on those 2 seconds when I was 13.

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#346 01-08-2015 9:57am

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I'd love to see Family Album pictures here

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#347 01-08-2015 10:11am

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The pink power ranger. She used to make my mickey morph.

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#348 01-08-2015 11:36am

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Misty from Pokemon

The aboriginal ladies in the national geographic

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#349 01-08-2015 11:54am

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How could I forget Cat Deely - delight

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#350 01-08-2015 12:30pm

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The Magdeline sisters movie, controversial ****.

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#351 01-08-2015 1:07pm

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Daytime tv was a challenge pre-satellite. Lorraine Kelly was about the only option most days.

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