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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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    #212
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I'm me... 😊 I eat food... usually more a lot more than I should.... 😂 🽠I have a history... I've been through **** I never could of imagined 💔 Some people love me 😠some like me and some even hate me...no fuks given 😂... I have done good.... 😠I have done bad... 😬 I go without makeup sometimes 😂 I'm totally random, scatty, silly and a bit of a crazy arse... 😜 I have highs and I have lows.... but I still stay positive and stay on top 💪 I don't pretend to be someone I'm not...I am who I am 😠✌️ 😎 ♥ you can love me or hate me.... I still won't change!! 😂 But if I love you... Hell yeah, I do it with all my heart!! 💞 I make no apologies for the way I am... So ladies, put this on your status and share a picture of yourself if you're proud of who you are....☺ðŸ˜✌️ 😎 😜 😠♥ ✌️ 😜


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    #213
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,110 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Looks like one of those "Awareness" type challenges.

    Hah, that appeared on a friend's FB page. Seems his daughter is regularly posting this type of crap from his acct, which he seems to leave unguarded.


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    #214
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    kildare lad wrote: »
    I eat food...

    Ah. That's where I've been going wrong!! I've been eating trees.


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    #215
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    Ah. That's where I've been going wrong!! I've been eating trees.

    That's grand as long as you're "proud of who you are" :)


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    #216
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    I made one wish last year right before Xmas it took more time than others to come true but I made a wish to Punish everyone and bam in rolls 2020 and bam the whole world is suffering with coronavirus over my wish that's payback that's karma I don't need to even go on here giving out to people bringing their names into it I only have to wish for something and it will come true eventually mostly all my wishes do come true luck is always on my side when it comes to wishes


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    #217
    Blaze420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Blaze420


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    I made one wish last year right before Xmas it took more time than others to come true but I made a wish to Punish everyone and bam in rolls 2020 and bam the whole world is suffering with coronavirus over my wish that's payback that's karma I don't need to even go on here giving out to people bringing their names into it I only have to wish for something and it will come true eventually mostly all my wishes do come true luck is always on my side when it comes to wishes

    If karma existed, this person would be on their death bed. Maybe something for them to think about while they are learning junior infants grammar and spelling again :)


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    #218
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,843 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    I tried to read this and gave up twice. I found it hard to get past the first line.
    Few comments like "that's scary" "is this true?"



    rubbish.jpg


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    #219
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    De Bhál wrote: »
    I tried to read this and gave up twice. I found it hard to get past the first line.
    Few comments like "that's scary" "is this true?"



    rubbish.jpg

    It works though.


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    #220
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    It works though.

    Every time!


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    #221
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    chooseusername wrote: »
    It works though.

    Every time!

    Of course it works... Your age added to your year of birth, will always, always add up to whatever year it is now.
    Or put it another way - this year, minus your age, equals your year of birth.
    If it didn't, then that would indeed be rare.
    That's the thing about age!


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    #222
    seagull
    Registered Users Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭seagull


    I'd say anyone over 8 who finds this amazing has an age higher than their IQ.


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    #223
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    seagull wrote: »
    I'd say anyone over 8 who finds this amazing has an age higher than their IQ.

    Did you know that if you add up all the individual numbers in your date of birth you get your IQ.


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    #224
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Did you know that if you add up all the individual numbers in your date of birth you get your IQ.

    No way , I've an IQ of 10789.


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    #225
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Did you know that if you add the number of daughters to the number of sons you have, you always get the size of your family.
    Even the experts can't explain it!
    (little bit of sarcasm)


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    #226
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,110 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    coolhull wrote: »
    Did you know that if you add the number of daughters to the number of sons you have, you always get the size of your family.
    Even the experts can't explain it!
    (little bit of sarcasm)

    And it only happens every once in a thousand years! But it happens for everyone, at the same time. It's amazing. No one saw it coming. Not even Donald Trump!


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    #227
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    coolhull wrote: »
    Of course it works... Your age added to your year of birth, will always, always add up to whatever year it is now.
    Or put it another way - this year, minus your age, equals your year of birth.
    If it didn't, then that would indeed be rare.
    That's the thing about age!
    It's so rare, it applies to only about 40% of the world's population


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    #228
    Steve_hooo
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭Steve_hooo


    Under a FB add for Lidl publicising hand sanitiser availability... make sense the second reply down


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    #229
    Dank Janniels
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dank Janniels


    afew women I know are posting sum big long spiel bout chopping up onions will help catch and adsorb the virus


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    #230
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,738 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Dank Janniels wrote: »
    afew women I know are posting sum big long spiel bout chopping up onions will help catch and adsorb the virus

    please tell us that's a quote from FB and not your own swing at it....


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    #231
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    If and when I end up with someone I'll be the cool mom ok no tough punishment I'll stay up every night from dusk till dawn with no sleep that's what energy drinks are for, by the child turns 1 I'll have the child on gaming consoles for awhile every day or night before bed time I'll have my child taught how to game and before the child turns 5 it will know all about technology.
    I knew how to work a computer and all by the time I was 5 only shame is I didn't learn how to cook I was all about gaming gaming gaming and gaming and TV and movies and music


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    #232
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    If and when I end up with someone I'll be the cool mom ok no tough punishment I'll stay up every night from dusk till dawn with no sleep that's what energy drinks are for, by the child turns 1 I'll have the child on gaming consoles for awhile every day or night before bed time I'll have my child taught how to game and before the child turns 5 it will know all about technology.
    I knew how to work a computer and all by the time I was 5 only shame is I didn't learn how to cook I was all about gaming gaming gaming and gaming and TV and movies and music


    Wow! That's gonna be a well - rounded child.
    A computer technologist by the age of five! When my children were 5 they were still struggling a bit with the finer points of Dora the Explorer...


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    #233
    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    coolhull wrote: »
    Wow! That's gonna be a well - rounded child.
    A computer technologist by the age of five! When my children were 5 they were still struggling a bit with the finer points of Dora the Explorer...

    FYI Swipers a pikey.


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    #234
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,927 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    People dead with the hunger tryna Rob me childrens owl quad oh I have a good idea who it was tho yas got away wit robing me childrens bikes they got for Christmas but u wer cought dis time tho on phone watch
    Straight 2 ronanstown police station in the morning yas scumbags Irish Scumbags its dirty owl thing 2 do that 2 a child to there owl present never will yas have a day's luck on that's that I may be put on top of me dead mother 🙏 next person starts at me there gonna be very sorry sick of taken people **** now!!! Yas r starving wit the hunger wudbt even buy a push bike for your owl children ghh anyhow pittys ur children hire purchase everything they getting there getting from loans of credit union every min and people think there millioners 😂😂😂 bad way 2 be lads!! Next person I catch in me yard I'm taken your head off your body u have been warned!!!


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    #235
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    "owl" "owl" "owl"

    What a hoot


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    #236
    kildare lad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Does any1 hav a lend of a lawnmore 4 n hr


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    #237
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Do people perfer aldil or lidil for food shopping


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    #238
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.


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    #239
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,927 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.




    Reminds me of that ejit Irish "influencer" who was crying on twitter when trump got elected.


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    #240
    Blaze420
    Closed Accounts Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Blaze420


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Not Facebook but Instagram, lots of people uploading black squares for the 'Black Lives Matter' movement. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's nothing wrong with showing solidarity, but I think it's cringe-worthy. This is an American issue, not an Irish one. It's America's problem to solve, not ours. I'm not sure what people in Cork and Kerry uploading black squares will achieve for persecuted people in America.

    Climate change was the last bandwagon, now that’s died down a bit these pathetic losers needs to be seen on another one. I’m personally removing anyone who puts black squares on their profile or registers as going to a B March here - ****ing imbeciles, don’t want to know them and don’t need them.


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    #241
    snoopboggybog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭snoopboggybog


    Next Car, new BMW 5 series or Audi A6. Can anyone help me decide. Not sure what to go for!!


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