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€2k to €7k in a month?how??

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  • #102
    ConorSTF
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭ConorSTF


    Davidson2k9 wrote: »
    Put €10 on 34 numbers on a roulette table each spin and hope that the zero or the other number you left out doesnt come up.

    €350 return each time.

    If out of all the numbers, the ones that you didnt do actually comes up, you're an unlucky fffffff.

    Rinse and repeat.

    He would be better off going down the martingale route in my opinion. I guess it's risky, but I've never been caught out with it before.


  • #103
    Chamone MF
    Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    Purchase firearm, purchase motorcycle. and sports-bag.
    or..
    Purchase abseiling equipment, purchase glass cutter. and drill.



    and sports bag.


  • #104
    juuge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    Join Fianna Fail - They'll sort you out.


  • #105
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    Davidson2k9 wrote: »
    Put €10 on 34 numbers on a roulette table each spin and hope that the zero or the other number you left out doesnt come up.

    €350 return each time.

    If out of all the numbers, the ones that you didnt do actually comes up, you're an unlucky fffffff.

    Rinse and repeat.

    :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o


  • #106
    DerekDGoldfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    Spend 1k to hire a hitman to kill the person who you owe 7k to, spend the rest on booze and hookers


  • #107
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    All on jedward for the eurovision. Mooney said they are flying in training


  • #108
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    What you need is to do a tenfold accumulator with no odds being higher than 1/5. €1k will net you just over 6 grand. Do that for 2 weeks and you'll even have yourself some profit (minus my consultancy fees of course)


  • #109
    emigrate2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭emigrate2012


    Read all the posts and have to say,out of all the options the roulette actually sounds resonable,34 10er bets,but with a few of the side bets included(is replace some nubers with the 6/1 bets,8/1 etc) if ye keep a level head ye could do it. Failing that drugs is the way to go(weed if ye can get some good stuff) but sounds like ye owe out for that (or similar) already. Its those or renting your hole but charge €40-50(don't sell yourself short) Or a gun and a vest an' hope for de best!


  • #110
    Helix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,661 ✭✭✭✭Helix


    €2000 on qpr to be relegated returns €6000, then put the €6000 on bayern munich to lift the champions league which returns €8400

    easy


  • #111
    moonshadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭moonshadow


    Find one large company 200 people,average pay is 500e/person offer a raffle with a prize of 500e,
    tickets at 20e/head........guarenteed every week one in house winner......your swimming in loot,actually worked for me cleared 4k a week and they won my wages;)


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  • #112
    anthonyos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭anthonyos


    buy 2k worth of fake 50s or the less risky 20s pawn them of on fast food outlets across the nation all you need is two cars and a tray of red bull:)


  • #113
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    1) Call Joe Duffy.

    2) Tell him some sob story about how you're in deep with loan sharks and they're gonna kill your mother.

    3) Brendan O'Carroll will call and offer you €6k.

    It's happened before :)


  • #114
    warder6161
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭warder6161


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fulham (10/11) and Spurs (5/6) both to win tomorrow. Would work out at exactly 7k for 2k if it happens.

    :mad:never trust spurs


  • #115
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    i have an idea, op, it's so damn crazy it might just work. first though, i need you to get us a baby hippo, two grams of ch3coo−, a gravestone, cheek cells from a recently deceased famous person and a first edition copy of a beatles single. then, meet me at the place. i've sent you details via pm.


  • #116
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    i have an idea, op, it's so damn crazy it might just work. first though, i need you to get us a baby hippo, two grams of ch3coo−, a gravestone, cheek cells from a recently deceased famous person and a first edition copy of a beatles single. then, meet me at the place. i've sent you details via pm.

    also this is not a joke for anyone who thinks it is, i really do think this might just work :cool:


  • #117
    emigrate2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭emigrate2012


    moonshadow wrote: »
    Find one large company 200 people,average pay is 500e/person offer a raffle with a prize of 500e,
    tickets at 20e/head........guarenteed every week one in house winner......your swimming in loot,actually worked for me cleared 4k a week and they won my wages;)

    Fcukin genius,probably illegal but A1


  • #118
    token101
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101




  • #119
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Has anyone suggested pumpkins yet?


    They're gonna peak in June this year for sure


  • #120
    ConorSTF
    Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭ConorSTF


    k.p.h wrote: »
    Not on yet so I'l refrain from posting it on public forum. PM me Friday evening is you want and I'l let you know. OP too.

    You still have that 5/2 shot for tomorrow?


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  • #121
    Formation
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Formation


    ConorSTF wrote: »
    Step 1) ?2,000 on Tottenham to beat Aston Villa @1.83 = ?3,666.67. Step 2) ?3,666.67 on Everton to beat Wolves @1.72 = ?6,333.34. Step 3) ?6333.34 on Man United to beat Swansea @1.20 = ?7,600.01. There is your ?7,000 by tomorrow evening, and ?600 commission for myself.
    paddy ya hoor, go back to the bookies, you have enough money.


  • #122
    Formation
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Formation


    weemcd wrote: »
    Buy large amounts of a recreational drug you do not use personally

    Sell said drug in smaller amounts at a higher cost

    = profit.
    best advice.


  • #123
    Wetai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Prostitution, obviously.


  • #124
    x_Ellie_x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭x_Ellie_x


    bet on the horses, you're sure to win OP


  • #125
    CucaFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 965 ✭✭✭CucaFace


    Well if you are serious about this the only way you can make this money is through footballing gambling accums.

    And this is the best time generally for accums to come in as the big teams have a lot to play for while the lesser teams with nothing to play for plus who are often dead on their legs from having smaller squads which makes thme less effective as they were a few months ago.

    Here is what I would go for.

    Man City (-1 Handicap betting) (They will kill OPR at home)
    Ac Milan - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Juventus - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Spurs - (Going for 4th)
    Celtic - this could be the dodgy one as they have nothing to play for, but neither doHearts so i think they will win at home.


    You put 1,800 on that and you get back over 8,000


  • #126
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i am quitting boards.ie and want to give away all my money

    for every €2k you send me i'll quadruple it and send it back








    (disclaimer: actual event may not transpire and you will be out 2k)


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  • #127
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    CucaFace wrote: »
    Here is what I would go for.

    Ac Milan - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Except the dont
    CucaFace wrote: »
    Juventus - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Except they've already won it.

    OP, taking soccer bets from a guy with a username of 'Andy Carroll' is about as constructive as asking for financial advise in AH...oh wait :pac:


  • #128
    Kolido
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,421 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    CucaFace wrote: »
    Well if you are serious about this the only way you can make this money is through footballing gambling accums.

    And this is the best time generally for accums to come in as the big teams have a lot to play for while the lesser teams with nothing to play for plus who are often dead on their legs from having smaller squads which makes thme less effective as they were a few months ago.

    Here is what I would go for.

    Man City (-1 Handicap betting) (They will kill OPR at home)
    Ac Milan - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Juventus - (Have chance of winning Title on last day)
    Spurs - (Going for 4th)
    Celtic - this could be the dodgy one as they have nothing to play for, but neither doHearts so i think they will win at home.


    You put 1,800 on that and you get back over 8,000

    Juventus have already won the title this season :rolleyes:


  • #129
    CucaFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 965 ✭✭✭CucaFace


    I just quickly checked the Serie A table on Skyports. They hadn't updated since the last game so they had Milan only 1 point behind Juve.

    Sorry.

    Still think my bet will win though. ;)


  • #130
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Man City 4-1 QPR

    12/1


  • #131
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    How do i do it??Any ideas??
    If I knew how to do that, I'd be busy doing it right now... on the beach of my own private island while judging a blowjob competition.


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  • #132
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    CONGRATULATIONS! €2k funnily enough is exactly the postage fee required to post the €4,000,000 in gold bullion that you have won.

    Sincerely

    Mr. Conjobingo

    Postage department.
    Lottery Commission.
    Republic of gobongo


  • #133
    token56
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭token56


    Any good at poker?

    Go online and play a couple of fifty50 games should be able to make the money quick enough.


  • #134
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    harrison fraud wrote: »
    Long story but i only have €2k spare at the mo and need to turn it into €7k before the end of the month or i am fcuked!!!

    How do i do it??Any ideas??

    Friend, you are in luck!

    I have recently learned that i am to die soon from incurable cancer, and wish to give all my money away!

    To know that you are serious, all i ask, is that you send me any amount, and i will send triple that amount back to you! Easy!

    Please reply to, icantbelievepeoplefallforthis@theaveragepersonisablitheringidiot.com


  • #135
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    stateofflux wrote: »
    CONGRATULATIONS! €2k funnily enough is exactly the postage fee required to post the €4,000,000 in gold bullion that you have won.

    Sincerely

    Mr. Conjobingo

    Postage department.
    Lottery Commission.
    Republic of gobongo

    Bertie is that you over there in nigeria?


  • #136
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    stateofflux wrote: »
    CONGRATULATIONS! €2k funnily enough is exactly the postage fee required to post the €4,000,000 in gold bullion that you have won.

    Sincerely

    Mr. Conjobingo

    Postage department.
    Lottery Commission.
    Republic of gobongo

    OBVIOUSLY a scam...

    Everyone knows gobongo is not a republic


  • #137
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you manage to get the €7K?


  • #138
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    I had a hunch that this thread had been started by Paddy Power marketing trolls


  • #139
    Winty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭Winty


    ConorSTF wrote: »
    Step 1) €2,000 on Tottenham to beat Aston Villa @1.83 = €3,666.67.

    Step 2) €3,666.67 on Everton to beat Wolves @1.72 = €6,333.34.

    Step 3) €6333.34 on Man United to beat Swansea @1.20 = €7,600.01.

    There is your €7,000 by tomorrow evening, and €600 commission for myself.

    Did this bet win ?


  • #140
    Eurovisionmad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭Eurovisionmad


    Subprime mortgages!


  • #141
    V_Moth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭V_Moth


    Winty wrote: »
    Did this bet win ?

    Aston Villa 1-1 Tottenham


    Wolves 0-0 Everton


    Man Utd 2-0 Swansea


    Nope.jpg


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  • #142
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    just curious... did you get that €7k in the end?


  • #143
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    donegal_road wrote: »
    just curious... did you get that €7k in the end?

    bump


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