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    #152
    KeyLimePie
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    I told my french teacher that tomber en panne meant to fall into bread......everyone laughed :) it meant to break down


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    #153
    RHRN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭RHRN


    In Drama, we were doing improv, and basically one girl had to pretend she was hiding in a bush and then she goes into someones house or something (I don't remember the details).

    But anyway, her group start, and she forgets where she has to "hide" so she says loudly "Where's my bush?"

    Took her a while to realise what she was after saying.:P


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    #154
    p1akuw47h5r3it
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    RHRN wrote: »
    In Drama, we were doing improv, and basically one girl had to pretend she was hiding in a bush and then she goes into someones house or something (I don't remember the details).

    But anyway, her group start, and she forgets where she has to "hide" so she says loudly "Where's my bush?"

    Took her a while to realise what she was after saying.:P

    Niccce


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    #155
    hitlersson666
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    Squishy* wrote: »
    I once got into the car of a complete stranger thinking it was my dad that was driving... I had my seatbelt on and everything before I noticed what I had done... :o:o

    i've done that so many times lol..... i started paying more attention though when one day the stranger drove but thats a wayyy different story :P


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    #156
    smartarse2007
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    hmmm mine wud hav to be being behind the stage in our school painting our huge graduation mural when low n behold an assembly is on in the hall so a friend of mine who happened to b a girl was peekin through the curtains to see wha was up

    me as de big man jestured to de lads pretending to push her through them as im doing this she steps back n i push her by accident through the curtains onto the stage in front of the entired third yr

    she wacks her head off the ground when she falls and has a big cut on her fore head cause of it while i am standing in the middle of the gap in the cutains lookin lik i just killed someone and shat myself at de same time lol

    oh what made it worse was graduation was in a week and a bit and she was ****ting it bout havin cut open her forehead

    she forgave me though....luckily :D



    oh and i was quiet famous for always slagging off teachers at the top of my voice to either be walking a bit bhind them or infront of them without me copping on amazingly through none of them ever asked me what i was sayin bout them lol


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    #157
    TEMPLAR KNIGHT
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    i was at the cinema with a load of friends and we went to see some really long film, lord of the rings or something, so at the end of the film my legs were nearly asleep ( i didnt take any notice at the time) but that didn't stop me from sprinting towards and jumping off the steps at the bottom of the cinema at the end of the film, to get out quickly, and my legs buckled underneath me in front of the whole cinema and i crumpled on the ground..... ill make sure my legs are fully awake from now on haha


    i also went to an all boys secondary school and i was sitting at the back corner of Irish class and my friend was at the opposite corner and i started to mess around and started to blow kisses at him for the laugh and i looked up to find my Irish teacher staring at me with a look of bewilderment on her face haha

    ....good thing im not easily embarrassed


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    #158
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    I was once dared to take a :o poo :o on the grass opposite a main road.

    Me being a daring, suger-full twelve year old I took on the task.

    I crouched down (in a position as if I had a toilet behind me) with my arse facing the traffic and a newspaper spread out in front of me for animosity...

    My friends hid behind a wall to watch from a distance.

    Cars passed, cars beeped, cars slowed down and nearly made me run off half way through, but I held my ground and got the job done. ;)

    Then the plan was for me to walk over to a place where nobody could see and wipe my rear.... but the lads came over cheering and pissing themselves laughing so i waited to see what they had to say....

    They robbed the newspaper and threw it in the river opposite the road - no arse wipes.


    So i had to walk to the nearest garage to get some of that paper you use to wash the petrol off your hands... but that was only the half of it.

    I had five of my friends following me chanting "He shat himself! He shat himself!"

    DISASTER! - All of the girls we were friends with at the time arrived at the garage as I was collecting the paper.. :o

    Yeah it still gets brought up occasionally.


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    #159
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »
    I was once dared to take a :o poo :o on the grass opposite a main road.

    Me being a daring, suger-full twelve year old I took on the task.

    I crouched down (in a position as if I had a toilet behind me) with my arse facing the traffic and a newspaper spread out in front of me for animosity...

    My friends hid behind a wall to watch from a distance.

    Cars passed, cars beeped, cars slowed down and nearly made me run off half way through, but I held my ground and got the job done. ;)

    Then the plan was for me to walk over to a place where nobody could see and wipe my rear.... but the lads came over cheering and pissing themselves so i waited to see what they had to say....

    They robbed the newspaper and threw it in the river opposite the road - no arse wipes.


    So i had to walk to the nearest garage to get some of that paper you use to wash the petrol off your hands... but that was only the half of it.

    I had five of my friends following me chanting "He shat himself! He shat himself!"

    DISASTER! - All of the girls we were friends with at the time arrived at the garage as I was collecting the paper.. :o

    Yeah it still gets brought up occasionally.


    Thats more f*ckin like it about time! The rest of ye haven't experienced nearly enough life wrecking shame yet


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    #160
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Thats more f*ckin like it about time! The rest of ye haven't experienced nearly enough life wrecking shame yet

    Well at least I can look back at it and.... cry...


    :pac:


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    #161
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Lets just say a story involving a Valentines Card and leave it at that!


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    #162
    phlegms
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    Jackobyte wrote: »
    Lets just say a story involving a Valentines Card and leave it at that!

    Or you could tell us the rest :)


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    #163
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    Well it's gonna have to surpass pooing in public to wow me now anyway standards have been raised considerably!


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    #164
    RHunce
    Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    well yesterday i fell in front of an rte camera and it was shown on the national news, quite the embarrassing situation


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    #165
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    RHunce wrote: »
    well yesterday i fell in front of an rte camera and it was shown on the national news, quite the embarrassing situation

    You the one that was power walking down the path with a hemp bag or something and hopped yer head really bad? Prooof?
    Theres a whole thread about ya in after hours if it is really you!


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    #166
    Pygmalion
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    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    You the one that was power walking down the path with a hemp bag or something and hopped yer head really bad? Prooof?
    Theres a whole thread about ya in after hours if it is really you!

    Woosh


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    #167
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    phlegms wrote: »
    Or you could tell us the rest :)
    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    Well it's gonna have to surpass pooing in public to wow me now anyway standards have been raised considerably!
    Maybe another time.


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    #168
    Sapsorrow
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    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Woosh

    Come on theres been enough people cracking their spinal cords open on telly the last week for it to be a possibility it is Ireland after all the odds are fairly high he's a boardian.


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    #169
    RHunce
    Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    You the one that was power walking down the path with a hemp bag or something and hopped yer head really bad? Prooof?
    Theres a whole thread about ya in after hours if it is really you!

    It was a brown dunnes stores paper bag. tough fall :o


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    #170
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
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    Gullable people are gullable.


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    #171
    Sapsorrow
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    And people who poo in public on the side of the road for a dare are.... :p


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    #172
    soccymonster
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    Got sick all over my desk and friend in 1st class.

    People never let me forget it, to this day....

    edit: oh it has to be a teen moment :P
    well, ill think of something later...


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    #173
    hitlersson666
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    ok i never wanted to say this but i will for the hell of it (its not that bad compared to the stuff i've seen here) in 1st year i want to the toilet in school and forget to zip up and anyway later on in home ec when i was leaving class ''he'' fell out and well i still have never heard the end of it!!!! oh did i mention our school have cctv!!!


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    #174
    Arcade Panda
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    I was at work tonight and I had my ipod connected to the speakers. I was in the middle of serving this old man who's really friendly with my dad when this gem came on....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q


    More awkward then embarresing tbh:o I laughed for about fifteen minutes when he left the shop:p


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    #175
    almostnever
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    My English and economics teacher has overheard me say the following things about a guy in my year:

    "The things I'd do to him are not legal in this country"
    "I would want to have his babies but I'd be afraid of diluting perfection"
    "if he plays the guitar near me, I am not responsible if I jump him"
    and the best is probably
    "when he came in,I came." :o He actually laughed at that one, which was...awkward to say the least.

    I'm not very subtle/ dignified and I talk about this guy a LOT. :p
    One day, he asked me for graph paper and I fell off my stool and into a filing cabinet. *That* was mortifying. :o


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    #176
    syncosised
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭syncosised


    almostnever wrote: »
    One day, he asked me for graph paper and I fell off my stool and into a filing cabinet. *That* was mortifying. :o
    You know, the image of that is quite hilarious!


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    #177
    Jamie Starr
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    I've always sort of mixed feelings about embarrasing moments in my life, as I'm generally embarrased by things I did that people thought were cool, and not embarrased by things I did that other people didn't like.

    For example, I was egged on to read one of the stories I'd written for English during a study class we had in Art, out loud. This story included a porn loving transexual dragon, who spent most of his time jerking off to it inside a gigantic castle. He conceived a son with a male human being somehow, and this son had a gigantic beard and kung-fu powers, but died of AIDs a few weeks into his happy new life with his dragon father. It included a lot of ejaculation-related jokes.

    I mainly wrote the story in order to piss people off at The Clare Champion Story Compettion,(and I thought giving it to a teacher to grade would be hilarious too), reading it aloud to other people and letting them see my evil mind, well, :o. They found it funny though, so it's not all bad.


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    #178
    Bigmac1euro
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    This happened to my friend and I done it to him. In art class he was leaning forward in his chair, now these chairs were the siz of bar stools but four legs. He was leaning oon the front two legs and the teacher was telling us what we were going to draw for the day. I was sitting beside my friend and seen he was leaning forward without his legs touching the ground. So i kicked the front legs of his chair and he went flying down words at high speed and the chair went flying backwards into aload of lockers and made a big huge crash the whole class erupted laughing at my friend and he had a big redder going on the teacher copped it was me straight away and kicked us both out of class. Was absolutely hilarious but was banned from doing art. Worth it in the end though. My mate could have seriously injured himself but all is good the two of us put each other in some situations F**king hilarious times how i miss school


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