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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #8432
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,060 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    rawn wrote: »
    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155652871711954&id=578856953

    THE COMMENTS

    Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #8433
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

    It's basically this. A really simple meme that's a joke that quite a lot of people don't get. It's like an idiot detector :pac:


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    #8434
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    God he's some shovenist did he marry her for her looks or for love

    Under an article about a man offering his partner money to lose weight. I think he means chauvinist.


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    #8435
    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    "Michael D is a gerry actric".

    :rolleyes:


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    #8436
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    "Michael D is a gerry actric".

    :rolleyes:

    At least he's not a Gerry artic. I'm picturing some sort of Gerry Adams/truck hybrid.


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    #8437
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Martina1991 wrote: »
    "Michael D is a gerry actric".

    :rolleyes:

    Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.


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    #8438
    QuintusFabius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭QuintusFabius


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

    I'm sure they'd know exactly who Eamon De Valera was !!


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    #8439
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle


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    #8440
    optogirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭optogirl


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

    Christ she hasn't even spelled it so that it makes sense. Have heard this name before. Awful.


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    #8441
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

    Why is it perfect? Because your little angle is also backwards?


    That should start a bit of a discussion...


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    #8442
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

    There should be a special register of baby names for people too stupid to simply spell a word backwards.

    "Just pick one. Any one."


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    #8443
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "THIS IS NOT A SCAM:

    if you are over eighteen and looking to make anything from €300 - €700 per week......

    Get a fu*kin' job!!!

    THIS IS NOT A SCAM...."


    I love these sensible posts.


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    #8444
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:
    So this is wat they do wen u shame them by telling the truth �� I stick by wat i said and i dont expect anything from this goverment. Do they really think that a fiver is gonna make much of a differnce? What have the done to change the housing crises? Nuting thats wat nutin coz there not capeable of changing it. They dont wanna change it. So cllr paddy mc sh*t i call ya ur good for nothing and the people u work for are good for nothing!!!


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    #8445
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    fedders aphere when angles are nere


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    #8446
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    fedders aphere when angles are nere

    Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:


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    #8447
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

    I have to admit I struggled myself for a minute! :D


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    #8448
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Gwen Cooper wrote: »
    Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:
    LOL
    i dont expect anything from this goverment.


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    #8449
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

    Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.


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    #8450
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

    Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.
    I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's? :confused:


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    #8451
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's? :confused:

    That's how I interpreted it yeah!


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    #8452
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    That's how I interpreted it yeah!
    For the love of the flying spaghetti monster :rolleyes:


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    #8453
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Lady Haywire wrote: »
    Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

    WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?


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    #8454
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    It wasnt me123 wrote: »
    WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?

    Yep! "Feathers appear when angels are near" :pac:


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    #8455
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Under an article titled 'Dublin man jailed for five years for IRA membership':

    Comment 1: but if ur a pidofile the judge will give u a suspended sentence ?
    Comment 2: Yep dats the way dis fcuked up country works nw tryna get rid of any1 that will stand up to dem


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    #8456
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!


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    #8457
    elvis83
    Registered Users Posts: 132 ✭✭elvis83


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

    That's just... I mean... Jesus wept.

    This thread really depresses me


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    #8458
    purpleisafruit
    Registered Users Posts: 508 ✭✭✭purpleisafruit


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!
    It's an Irish name meaning full of suet :D


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    #8459
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    fedders aphere when angles are nere

    I'll need a translation

    .... appear when angels are near.

    Fedders ???


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    #8460
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,187 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    I'll need a translation

    .... appear when angels are near.

    Fedders ???


    feathers


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    #8461
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Sorry, a few posts down I did see it.
    I'm bekomin lik de dopes dat bleedin post on da facebuke n bad grammer n dat


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