Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Paddy Cow · 18-09-2018 10:38pm

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Have you guys seen this one yet?

I have a feeling that is a p!sstake on the woman who actually expected each of her guests to pay €1500 dollars to attend her dream wedding. She had a massive face book rant that was very real.

Throwing in the registry comment on this adds to the lols :pac:

coolhull · 20-09-2018 12:24am

Someone announced that they just baked some 'synonym' buns.
I only asked her were they just like the ones her grammar used to bake.

Surely that's not a good reason to block me.....

rawn · 20-09-2018 1:11am

coolhull wrote: »

Someone announced that they just baked some 'synonym' buns.
I only asked her were they just like the ones her grammar used to bake.

Surely that's not a good reason to block me.....

Mmm hmmm

pleas advice · 20-09-2018 6:59am

this lad likes to throw up quotes from people he knows

"I dunno, maybe we should read some books on parenting or something. I dunno"
and he tags his girlfriend and mother of his six week old child,

(****it, i found it amusing anyway...)

mikeymouse · 20-09-2018 8:20am

pleas advice wrote: »

this lad likes to throw up quotes from people he knows

"I dunno, maybe we should read some books on parenting or something. I dunno"
and he tags his girlfriend and mother of his six week old child,

(****it, i found it amusing anyway...)

Tis funny all right, even funnier if they were two different people!

somesoldiers · 20-09-2018 8:24am

coolhull wrote: »

Someone announced that they just baked some 'synonym' buns.
I only asked her were they just like the ones her grammar used to bake.

Surely that's not a good reason to block me.....

that's been around a long time- have a pic of that on my phone from last year

inforfun · 20-09-2018 10:56am

somesoldiers wrote: »

that's been around a long time- have a pic of that on my phone from last year

You now also have one from 9 hours ago ^^^^^

shanno66 · 20-09-2018 11:21am

Are government system is definitely turned upside down!

5&half years my whole family is homeless, and today my mam was told basically that if she wants her 3 bedroom forever home that pretty much she has to throw me and my kid out out or I have to get off the housing list!

Shocked isn’t the word they are more happy to make people homeless than even try a small bit to make are system better

So hurt for my mam that they would even consider to put someone into that kind of position
SHAME OM THIS GOVERNMENT!!

one of the comments : Yeah probably already planning on giving your mother's home to refugees, I'm not racist but the government are housing them first instead of Irish people they are left to rot, an old army barracks is been given to house 5000 refugees that the government are taken in x

Amazing haha

Gwen Cooper · 20-09-2018 11:28am

shanno66 wrote: »

5&half years my whole family is homeless, and today my mam was told basically that if she wants her 3 bedroom forever home that pretty much she has to throw me and my kid out out or I have to get off the housing list!

How would that work though? Sorry, I'm a foreigner with very little knowledge of social housing. Why would she be asked that?

Deebles McBeebles · 20-09-2018 11:29am

Irish people turn down perfectly good houses, would love to see what they would say about an army barracks.

Loughc · 20-09-2018 4:46pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Irish people turn down perfectly good houses.

Yeah but those houses are too far away from their mudders... and sure where would their childers go to school and play with. :pac:

pleas advice · 22-09-2018 6:50pm

mikeymouse wrote: »

Tis funny all right, even funnier if they were two different people!

more from this guy:

Why did nobody tell me how excellent it is to have a pram when you're in a crowded shop? People just get out of my way like I'm pushing an ebola victim in a wheelbarrow

Martina1991 · 25-09-2018 8:54pm

Facebook post from 2 dopes on holiday:

Great day in the decuzzie today xxx.

DECUZZIE.

Big Nasty · 29-09-2018 12:14pm

Going to Weather Spoons for lunch!

rawn · 30-09-2018 1:59pm

Table and cheers for sale , great condition , pm ifinteresred

RhubarbCrumble · 30-09-2018 2:25pm

rawn wrote: »

Table and cheers for sale , great condition , pm ifinteresred

Do you think they might throw in a 'chester draws' too?

mikeymouse · 30-09-2018 5:07pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Do you think they might throw in a 'chester draws' too?

Or this from an earlier post;
'3 peace sweet for sale very gud Consion'

Or a high-chair for the little angle

RhubarbCrumble · 30-09-2018 7:39pm

Is anyone familiar with Instagram cleaner Mrs Hinch? Well apparently instead of 'cleaning', her followers are 'Hinching' as in "Spent the morning Hinching my bathroom"
Somebody I know has a 7 week old (this is relevant) and earlier on posted: "Just Hinched my entire downstairs".
A friend of hers commented with "Oh no love, is it your stitches ripping down there again? You'd want to get to the doctor quick or you'll be infected again"

Post was quickly deleted!

The Crowman · 05-10-2018 10:14am

"She's orchestrating this and very busy hiding the historical abuse for 75 yrs and championing fellow lesbians having achieved abortion!! Great kids minister!!!"

The Crowman · 05-10-2018 10:18am

Let leo Varadka know let us know what happensthe gaurds doing tjeir job nut the judge isnt nbelieveable eeds to be removed

The Crowman · 05-10-2018 10:21am

Reply to this /\/\/\/\/

the gards don't care. I've known them to steal children from mothers in hospital on the say so of social workers. They don't ask any questions. Sometimes innocent families are having their children stolen, as well as them being handed to paedophiles

gormdubhgorm · 05-10-2018 1:27pm

The Crowman wrote: »

Reply to this /\/\/\/\/

the gards don't care. I've known them to steal children from mothers in hospital on the say so of social workers. They don't ask any questions. Sometimes innocent families are having their children stolen, as well as them being handed to paedophiles

I am trying to decide if they saw this on Red Rock, Fair City, or Love/Hate?

coolhull · 06-10-2018 11:33am

One of those Selling pages

"Fore sale...
Accustick gueitar, barly used"

No doubt it comes with an instruction booklet, 'barly opent'

Schwanz · 06-10-2018 11:38am

“Can now officially say with confidence that African men are bigger than Irish muppets”

coolhull · 06-10-2018 12:49pm

Schwanz wrote: »

“Can now officially say with confidence that African men are bigger than Irish muppets”

Did s/he provide any proof of that?
Pics or gtfo....

ianob7 · 06-10-2018 12:53pm

Classy lass/lad

rawn · 07-10-2018 5:32pm

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155652871711954&id=578856953

THE COMMENTS

SirChenjin · 10-10-2018 10:49pm

'Can u do me a heart with 'X''s name on my nack and date off birt how much please'

Lisha · 10-10-2018 10:53pm

SirChenjin wrote: »

'Can u do me a heart with 'X''s name on my nack and date off birt how much please'

Does he want the heart on his nicky nacky noos?

QuintusFabius · 10-10-2018 11:35pm

That will be a sore tatoo!

Hotblack Desiato · 11-10-2018 10:59am

rawn wrote: »

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155652871711954&id=578856953

THE COMMENTS

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

Paddy Cow · 11-10-2018 1:04pm

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

It's basically this. A really simple meme that's a joke that quite a lot of people don't get. It's like an idiot detector :pac:

SusieBlue · 12-10-2018 12:23pm

God he's some shovenist did he marry her for her looks or for love

Under an article about a man offering his partner money to lose weight. I think he means chauvinist.

Martina1991 · 13-10-2018 2:10pm

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Guy:Incognito · 13-10-2018 2:44pm

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

At least he's not a Gerry artic. I'm picturing some sort of Gerry Adams/truck hybrid.

RhubarbCrumble · 13-10-2018 3:03pm

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

QuintusFabius · 13-10-2018 3:09pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

I'm sure they'd know exactly who Eamon De Valera was !!

Gwen Cooper · 17-10-2018 11:41am

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards &#55357;&#56845; perfect name for my little angle

optogirl · 17-10-2018 11:50am

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Christ she hasn't even spelled it so that it makes sense. Have heard this name before. Awful.

inforfun · 17-10-2018 12:23pm

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Why is it perfect? Because your little angle is also backwards?

That should start a bit of a discussion...

Pherekydes · 17-10-2018 4:58pm

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

There should be a special register of baby names for people too stupid to simply spell a word backwards.

"Just pick one. Any one."

coolhull · 17-10-2018 9:23pm

"THIS IS NOT A SCAM:

if you are over eighteen and looking to make anything from €300 - €700 per week......

Get a fu*kin' job!!!

THIS IS NOT A SCAM...."

I love these sensible posts.

Gwen Cooper · 18-10-2018 4:16pm

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

So this is wat they do wen u shame them by telling the truth �� I stick by wat i said and i dont expect anything from this goverment. Do they really think that a fiver is gonna make much of a differnce? What have the done to change the housing crises? Nuting thats wat nutin coz there not capeable of changing it. They dont wanna change it. So cllr paddy mc sh*t i call ya ur good for nothing and the people u work for are good for nothing!!!

RhubarbCrumble · 18-10-2018 7:24pm

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Lady Haywire · 18-10-2018 8:19pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

RhubarbCrumble · 18-10-2018 8:26pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

I have to admit I struggled myself for a minute!

Paddy Cow · 18-10-2018 8:31pm

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

LOL

i dont expect anything from this goverment.

Foweva Awone · 18-10-2018 8:40pm

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

Paddy Cow · 18-10-2018 10:00pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

Foweva Awone · 18-10-2018 10:36pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

That's how I interpreted it yeah!

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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