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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #2642
    GinSoaked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    Hands up anyone who checked Amazon just it case there really was a bird book with a name anything like "Shags, Tits and Swallows" :o


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    #2643
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Caegan wrote: »
    Your move, flat Earthers

    Distortion caused by wide angle lenses? :pac:


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    #2644
    New Home
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    GinSoaked wrote: »
    Hands up anyone who checked Amazon just it case there really was a bird book with a name anything like "Shags, Tits and Swallows" :o

    Check with the RSPB. :D I'm sure they've books on boobies, at least.


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    #2645
    GinSoaked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    New Home wrote: »
    Check with the RSPB. :D I'm sure they've books on boobies, at least.

    I believe there are some book collectors that just collect books with titles that might be misconstrued, the older and more ironic the better I believe there is a Victorian book entitled "My single handed fight against self abuse"

    Some recent deliberate examples on Amazon

    Mary Has a Little Pussy

    Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber


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    #2646
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    GinSoaked wrote: »
    I believe there are some book collectors that just collect books with titles that might be misconstrued, the older and more ironic the better I believe there is a Victorian book entitled "My single handed fight against self abuse"

    Some recent deliberate examples on Amazon

    Mary Has a Little Pussy
    Just read the synopsis for that! :D


    Who doesn’t love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing and you’ll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family.This hilarious children’s book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions – baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts.You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they’ll have no clue as to why you’re turning blue with laughter!


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    #2647
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    Distortion caused by wide angle lenses? :pac:

    Picture30.png
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-104wRea_8hI/UeA07wLXs-I/AAAAAAAACUA/ouEdKkPOjXA/s640/Picture30.png


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    #2648
    Mellor
    Registered Users Posts: 39,061 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    GinSoaked wrote: »
    I believe there are some book collectors that just collect books with titles that might be misconstrued, the older and more ironic the better I believe there is a Victorian book entitled "My single handed fight against self abuse"

    Some recent deliberate examples on Amazon

    Mary Has a Little Pussy

    Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

    Neither of those titles are misconstrued.
    They appeared to say exactly what intended. There's a whole series by the looks of things, from Reach Around Books


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    #2649
    GinSoaked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    Mellor wrote: »
    Neither of those titles are misconstrued.
    They appeared to say exactly what intended. There's a whole series by the looks of things, from Reach Around Books

    Exactly what I meant when I said "deliberate examples"

    Others like the Pooh Cookbook, Bondage for Scouts and Penetrating Wagner’s Ring, all real, would not be deliberate.


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    #2650
    [Deleted User]
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    Bootup wrote: »
    wr75ObG.jpg

    90cm too long! :P


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    #2651
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    There actually is such a thing as a zero-km race btw.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fnqsg53BTQ


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    #2652
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
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    I know it's the spice girls but what's the joke?


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    #2653
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    See the caption - "My new spice rack"


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    #2654
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    cdeb wrote: »
    See the caption - "My new spice rack"
    Ok thanks. There's no caption on the touch site, hence my question.


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    #2655
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    90cm too long! :P
    *faints*


    wins when arm lands on the line


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    #2656
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,359 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    If posts like this keep appearing, as they have been very recently, I'm just going to have to unfollow the YLYL thread. Which would be a great shame for me.


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    #2657
    GinSoaked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭GinSoaked


    Professor Moriarty wrote: »
    If posts like this keep appearing, as they have been very recently, I'm just going to have to unfollow the YLYL thread. Which would be a great shame for me.

    Don't even have to look what "this" is to know what you are on about and to totally agree think I have reported the last three posts by that particular poster and I get the impression I'm not the only one or that this is anything new.


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    #2658
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Professor Moriarty wrote: »
    If posts like this keep appearing, as they have been very recently, I'm just going to have to unfollow the YLYL thread. Which would be a great shame for me.
    Just report the post.

    It's what I did, and it's been actioned.

    What more can you ask for?


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    #2659
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,359 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    cdeb wrote: »
    Just report the post.

    It's what I did, and it's been actioned.

    What more can you ask for?

    I could ask for more but it might be considered backseat modding. So I won't. Suffice to say, there's an unpleasant pattern.


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    #2660
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    But just keep reporting the post, and if there's an unpleasant pattern (and I don't disagree with you), the mods will deal with it.

    No need to either unfollow the thread, or tell us all that you're going to unfollow it.


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    #2661
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,359 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    cdeb wrote: »
    But just keep reporting the post, and if there's an unpleasant pattern (and I don't disagree with you), the mods will deal with it.

    No need to either unfollow the thread, or tell us all that you're going to unfollow it.

    Is this not the CVPL chat thread?


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    #2662
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,154 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    It is. And here we are, chatting.

    But it sounds like you want action taken, so I'm suggesting it would be better if you just report the posts.


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    #2663
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,359 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    cdeb wrote: »
    It is. And here we are, chatting.

    But it sounds like you want action taken, so I'm suggesting it would be better if you just report the posts.

    Sure. And I think coming on here to talk about repetitive and inappropriate posting is also pertinent.


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    #2664
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Mod: Chatting about it takes longer than reporting the post. :) Other than that, if you want to discuss generally about a post, fire away, but if you want to discuss a Mod's decision please contact us via PM.


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    #2665
    New Home
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    Mr Crispy wrote: »
    https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9494045952/h5217BBF5/cat

    When for a split-second, you don't realise that it's the cat's tail wrapping around her arm......

    ......it means you don't have a cat. :)


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    #2666
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,662 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    New Home wrote: »
    ......it means you don't have a cat. :)

    Factually accurate!


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    #2667
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    Deleted User wrote: »
    GXTeJnr.png

    Mod: It's a spoof, thankfully. Moving it back to YLYL.
    That has to be from WWN or The Onion.


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    #2668
    New Home
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    I really hope it is, but nothing would surprise me any more.


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    #2669
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Whoops wrong thread. Ah its gotta be fake.


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    #2670
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,276 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Deleted User wrote: »
    GXTeJnr.png

    Truth can be stranger than fiction: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE#1985_bombing - police dropped a bomb on a house and 11 people died and 65 houses destroyed.


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    #2671
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    SolvableKnave wrote: »
    That has to be from WWN or The Onion.
    Babylon Bee seems to be the one making the most headlines since the start of the year.
    https://babylonbee.com/news/powerful-protesters-spell-out-love-with-burning-homes-and-businesses


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