Two nineteen Local Election hotties

cherryghost · 15-05-2019 6:09pm

Stunner

lbc2019 · 15-05-2019 6:12pm

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Sinister fringe.

Comment of the day! And also this thread!

RMAOK · 15-05-2019 6:48pm

cherryghost wrote: »

Stunner

I'd vote for him/her.

Very clear and engaging manifesto. :pac:

Squatter · 15-05-2019 6:58pm

jos28 wrote: »

This is my favourite poster

That's the lad who has insisted that the Soc Dems run an Asylum seeker with a dodgy story in his part of Dublin's Inner City. To be avoided like the plague.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/social-democrats-confirm-kisyombe-as-local-election-candidate-1.3881948

paw patrol · 15-05-2019 7:03pm

circadian wrote: »

I doubt you're speaking from experience to be fair.

sadly I am, in my younger days I did mix with some leftie types.
I was attracted to their angst before it became tiresome.
Then I discovered life beyond fibbers .

Larbre34 wrote: »

Thats completely wrong. Socialist women are animal for the ride in fact, in new and interesting ways.

horses for courses i guess. pink hair and men-haters still gotta get some love.
not for me . more of them for you I guess.. :pac:

Capt'n Midnight · 15-05-2019 8:17pm

jos28 wrote: »

This is my favourite poster

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6g-HIaWAAA08it.jpg

I misread that as Vote Gammon as in https://theulsterfry.com/featured/colour-of-sammy-wilsons-face-to-be-used-for-weather-warnings/

Reminded me of these that were doing the rounds up North recently.

AndrewJRenko · 15-05-2019 9:43pm

Squatter wrote: »

That's the lad who has insisted that the Soc Dems run an Asylum seeker with a dodgy story in his part of Dublin's Inner City. To be avoided like the plague.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/social-democrats-confirm-kisyombe-as-local-election-candidate-1.3881948

Mountain out of a molehill it seems. If that's your biggest complaint, you've little to worry about.
https://www.thejournal.ie/ellie-kisyombe-direct-provision-dublin-4619870-May2019/

OneOfThem Stumbled · 15-05-2019 10:08pm

Supernintento Chalmers wrote: »

This should be a mandatory example on courses for how not to make an election poster/flyer.

retalivity · 15-05-2019 10:27pm

^ it looks like something youd see on the old Leaving Cert English paper 1

eldamo · 15-05-2019 10:35pm

OneOfThem Stumbled wrote: »

This should be a mandatory example on courses for how not to make an election poster/flyer.

But... But.... He is a self employed graphic designer....

Company name clear and graphic.

Nothing is clear.

The only thing graphic is the boudoir photography Neil put up from him earlier.

Quite the pillock.

freshpopcorn · 15-05-2019 11:57pm

Hotblack Desiato · 16-05-2019 12:46am

"Poster looks a bit boring"
"Yeah, needs another slogan or something"
"Feck's sake, I've already paid for 500 of these feckers."
"We can do a sticker for you"
"What to put on it though?"
"I KNOW. CATHOLIC!!!"

Skylinehead · 16-05-2019 12:50am

freshpopcorn wrote: »

The big Leonid Brezhnev head on him!

Hotblack Desiato · 16-05-2019 12:57am

Figured out who these three reminded me of

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Beanntraigheach · 16-05-2019 12:58am

peasant wrote: »

I'll just leave this lovely dress and brilliant photoshopping skills here

Hotblack Desiato · 16-05-2019 12:59am

Skylinehead wrote: »

The big Leonid Brezhnev head on him!

His jacket looks like a seagull just shat on it.

Achasanai · 16-05-2019 1:16am

Squatter wrote: »

That's the lad who has insisted that the Soc Dems run an Asylum seeker with a dodgy story in his part of Dublin's Inner City. To be avoided like the plague.

What's that got to do with election rides, though?

SHOVELLER · 16-05-2019 2:27am

Best thread ever. Medical fact!

retalivity · 16-05-2019 8:26am

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

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lawred2 · 16-05-2019 8:37am

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

Tell you what, I think there's a great argument to seriously regulate the shyte, or even completely outlaw these feckin posters completely, they're an absolute eyesore and a blight on the landscape.

FG and FF in particular have the place absolutely saturated with them, can't drive a hundred metres without seeing one of their airbrushed goons smiling from a poster.

Ban them all to fcuk

100%

Are they even recyclable?

eldamo · 16-05-2019 9:05am

lawred2 wrote: »

100%

Are they even recyclable?

Usually reused if you make sure not to be too specific about dates and that on your poster.

My friends dad was best buds with a local fine gael town counsellor when we were kids and his shed was bloody jammed with the things between elections

Pherekydes · 16-05-2019 9:16am

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Is he catholic or independent?

Also, why the two full stops? Or two thirds of an ellipsis?

everlast75 · 16-05-2019 9:49am

lawred2 · 16-05-2019 9:49am

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

crikey that's harsh

Chips Lovell · 16-05-2019 10:08am

This has been parked on a roundabout for the best part of a week.

Double-barrel name. Using your spare 151 Beamer as temporary billboard.

Could you get more Fine Gael?

Hotblack Desiato · 16-05-2019 10:26am

hopefully the guards will have it towed away

https://twitter.com/GardaTraffic/status/901870503954087937

Roger Hassenforder · 16-05-2019 10:34am

Chips Lovell wrote: »

This has been parked on a roundabout for the best part of a week.

Double-barrel name. Using your spare 151 Beamer as temporary billboard.

Could you get more Fine Gael?

Theres nothing like a badly parked beemer to make me want to vote for a person

freshpopcorn · 16-05-2019 10:41am

Chips Lovell wrote: »

This has been parked on a roundabout for the best part of a week.

Double-barrel name. Using your spare 151 Beamer as temporary billboard.

Could you get more Fine Gael?

Is it Mary Mitchell O'Connor's sister?

Squatter · 16-05-2019 10:57am

Achasanai wrote: »

What's that got to do with election rides, though?

That, my friend, would rather depend on how fertile* your imagination is.

* or depraved!

Squatter · 16-05-2019 11:04am

Chips Lovell wrote: »

This has been parked on a roundabout for the best part of a week.

Double-barrel name. Using your spare 151 Beamer as temporary billboard.

Could you get more Fine Gael?

In fairness, the poor woman can't park in her own driveway because of all those builders' vans!

And it's wholly appropriate that a FG candidate should be flaunting her BMW - if FG was in power without the support of left-wing vermin like Finian McGrath, the brillo-haired joker from Waterford whose name escapes me and Ratherine Zappone, then every household would have a Beamer in its driveway!

circadian · 16-05-2019 11:44am

Squatter wrote: »

In fairness, the poor woman can't park in her own driveway because of all those builders' vans!

And it's wholly appropriate that a FG candidate should be flaunting her BMW - if FG was in power without the support of left-wing vermin like Finian McGrath, the brillo-haired joker from Waterford whose name escapes me and Ratherine Zappone, then every household would have a Beamer in its driveway!

An epically misguided post.

whiskeyman · 16-05-2019 12:14pm

Chips Lovell wrote: »

This has been parked on a roundabout for the best part of a week.

Double-barrel name. Using your spare 151 Beamer as temporary billboard.

Mary Mary Seery Kearney,
How does your garden grow?
With silver beemers on the grass,
And builder works all in tow

Chips Lovell · 16-05-2019 12:15pm

Squatter wrote: »

In fairness, the poor woman can't park in her own driveway because of all those builders' vans!

It isn't even her gaff it's parked outside.

Stovepipe · 16-05-2019 12:16pm

He has the skin of a cloistered nun.[/QUOTE]
That is the line of the century! You have won the Internet today.:):pac:

Edgware · 16-05-2019 12:18pm

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Is that Carol Beer of "Computer says No" fame

Stovepipe · 16-05-2019 12:19pm

the.red.baron wrote: »

Is that yer wan from The Human League?

Hotblack Desiato · 16-05-2019 12:19pm

circadian wrote: »

An epically misguided post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSy5mEcmgwU

Stovepipe · 16-05-2019 12:23pm

ligerdub wrote: »

Looks like she's the sister of Roz and some other useless waster brother who frequents reality tv. She used to be a socialite but obviously she's too old for that craic now so has to fill her time with something else.

To give an example of the common touch the Lipsett family has here is an excerpt from Roz on her blog:

http://rosalind.ie/category/lifestyle/

"My sister Sarah had a baby four months before me so her and I decided to have a joint christening. Amelia wore a little faux fur shawl and a tulle dress. Theodore looked incredibly handsome in a little white satin…"

Mother, where's my crown?!

...of dodgy old folks home fame, wasn't it?

Stovepipe · 16-05-2019 12:31pm

Matt Barrett wrote: »

Evie looks like she'd take the head of ya if you get her riled.

She looks like a bit of a danger ****, right enough.

Stovepipe · 16-05-2019 12:34pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Lynsey McGovern down Sandyford way would get it

In a square jawed Sigourney Weaver kind of way...

circadian · 16-05-2019 12:36pm

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSy5mEcmgwU

I'm spending too much time on the Gemma O'Doherty thread to pick up on sarcasm anymore.

Omackeral · 16-05-2019 12:38pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Is it Mary Mitchell O'Connor's sister?

I doubt two sisters would be called Mary...

everlast75 · 16-05-2019 1:03pm

Stovepipe wrote: »

Is that yer wan from The Human League?

Yep! Before becoming a politician, she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar..

For Forks Sake · 16-05-2019 1:14pm

everlast75 wrote: »

Yep! Before becoming a politician, she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar..

Actually on an entirely different note, wasn't she one of the Sindos "03 Team"? Evidence of which seem to be difficult to find, which leads me to conclude that even that execrable publication is capable of occasionally feeling shame.

ToxicPaddy · 16-05-2019 1:25pm

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Now there's a man who wouldn't shy away from eating a bag of Tayto while having a shite.

Ya fcuker, I just completely cracked up laughing in the middle of a very quiet office full of people while reading this and I cant stop. Tears running down my face here!!

Bastid

Squatter · 16-05-2019 2:26pm

Chips Lovell wrote: »

It isn't even her gaff it's parked outside.

In that case, one of the Solidarity-PbP candidates probably robbed it and parked it there to get her into trouble! (aside: is Paul Murphy old enough to drive yet?)

Squatter · 16-05-2019 2:29pm

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Actually on an entirely different note, wasn't she one of the Sindos "03 Team"? Evidence of which seem to be difficult to find, which leads me to conclude that even that execrable publication is capable of occasionally feeling shame.

You'll find her erotic musings half way through this load of regurgitated puke.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/undressing-for-dinner-in-the-park-26233842.html

The Rooster · 16-05-2019 2:49pm

Roslyn Fuller - Rush/Lusk

She has no election posters up as apparently she did a survey on her website and the vast majority of people voted "no posters" so she abided by that.

But she has quite the collection of pics on her website, so to get a fuller picture, you should peruse this:

http://www.fullerdemocracy.com/modelling/

Erik Shun · 16-05-2019 2:54pm

The Rooster wrote: »

Roslyn Fuller - Rush/Lusk

She has no election posters up as apparently she did a survey on her website and the vast majority of people voted "no posters" so she abided by that.

But she has quite the collection of pics on her website, so to get a fuller picture, you should peruse this:

http://www.fullerdemocracy.com/modelling/

Yes indeed....we may have a winner

If Fingal gets an airport, she has a landing strip for them!

lawred2 · 16-05-2019 3:03pm

The Rooster wrote: »

Roslyn Fuller - Rush/Lusk

She has no election posters up as apparently she did a survey on her website and the vast majority of people voted "no posters" so she abided by that.

But she has quite the collection of pics on her website, so to get a fuller picture, you should peruse this:

http://www.fullerdemocracy.com/modelling/

:eek:

I approve her message

Two nineteen Local Election hotties

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