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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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    #602
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Shark And Roger Kettle Yesterday


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    #603
    bobblepuzzle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭bobblepuzzle


    hey, I need directions on how to get out of here! took a wrong turn a while back.... danke in advance :D


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    #604
    deise go deo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭deise go deo


    Cmdr Keen wrote: »
    hey, I need directions on how to get out of here! took a wrong turn a while back.... danke in advance :D


    Its that way.
    >

    Wait....

    Damm. You did that on pourpose dident you:mad:


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    #605
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ho ho ho, I see what you did there.


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    #606
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    if rap gets jealous, cause i rock heavy, it doesn't matter to me if mother****ers don't get it.

    sup guys. (don't ban me :() i've nowhere else to go


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    #607
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,791 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Just put Doc's ban on my tab Sarky.


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    #608
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sure.

    But he's still banned for 2 months.


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    #609
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Her body's callin bawlin,
    Got me crawlin up the wall and
    My size ain't small it's tall and-- catch --here comes her clothes be fallin.
    Her neighbor's callin, bawlin, "all this noise is so appallin"
    They must believe we brawlin -- headboards bang till early mornin.


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    #610
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,791 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    37.jpg


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    #611
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Imagination


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    #612
    The Agogo
    Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    So do you fold or crumple?


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    #613
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Frumple!


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    #614
    The Agogo
    Registered Users Posts: 834 ✭✭✭The Agogo


    Fago! wrote: »
    Frumple!

    Very good sir.


    Drop goal! Drop goal!


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    #615
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sorry about the delay, I was on a bus.


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    #616
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    To texas?


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    #617
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes.


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    #618
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Why?


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    #619
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To ring George Bush Snr.'s doorbell and run away. Why else?


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    #620
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I did the same with Liz hurley.


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    #621
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bitch had it coming, tbh


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    #622
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    She did, don't think Brian Cowen did though. Oh well.


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    #623
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Brian Cowen.
    Spotted in Digans pub after closing time, with his driver outside and his wife looking for him.


    And who am I? Well, thats one secret I'll never tell!! xoxo, GossipGirl.


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    #624
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Do you work for heat mag?


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    #625
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Heat? Bitch pls. I wouldn't even use that to clean windows.

    Besides brians escapades would be too much to put next to a tame soul such as Jordan. Sheesh


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    #626
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Jordan smells like uncooked mayonnaise


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    #627
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    OMG! Mayonaise is cooked?!

    Also : I had an Indian last night. Sh*t, literally. No wonder Indians smell so bad


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    #628
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    They also sound welsh!


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    #629
    deereidy
    Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭deereidy


    wargurburgers mojos


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    #630
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Habla sie langtrosser?


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    #631
    freyners
    Registered Users Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    Sarky wrote: »
    I hope 4 months is enough. If it's not, PM me with details, k? k.
    pfffffffffffft 4 months,


    bye people, ill be back
    (in about a year this time i guess)
    while im gone enjoy



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