The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

LoganRice · 03-09-2019 2:17am

John is awful

SuperS54 · 03-09-2019 9:28am

In a conference call at work with a customer called Geoff, took great offence to his name being pronounced as "Jeff" and insisted on being called "Gee-off". Have to assume he considers it short for Gee-offrey.

_Brian · 03-09-2019 10:24am

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Hotblack Desiato · 03-09-2019 10:29am

You should've told Gee-off to gee off

Deebles McBeebles · 03-09-2019 10:31am

_Brian wrote: »

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Sounds like he could tour schools talking about bullying. Give some McNuggets of wisdom to the kids.

Paddy Cow · 03-09-2019 10:47am

Alot of kids are named after characters in tv show,s .[/QUOTE]

_Brian wrote: »

Worked with a chap called Ronald McDonald

He got fair stick, says he was tortured all through school.

Please tell me ye worked in McDonalds

Suckit · 03-09-2019 12:20pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Alot of kids are named after characters in tv show,s .

Please tell me ye worked in McDonalds

Or Burger King.

*Hands in Blank CV*

"Congratulations, you have got the job!"

thesandeman · 04-09-2019 2:37am

Suckit wrote: »

Or Burger King.

*Hands in Blank CV*

"Congratulations, you have got the job!"

That's pretty much how the Paddy Power lad got his job.
None of the three original company investors was called Paddy, they just called it Paddy Power because it sounded 'Oirish'.
Luckily enough one of the the lads youngsters was called Paddy (I'm guessing Patrick) but he became the face of Paddy Power for that reason only.

Peatys · 04-09-2019 2:55am

riclad wrote: »

Americans now just seem to take random letters and make up names,
.

And just put De in front of normal names
And then make them play American Handegg.

Omackeral · 04-09-2019 9:35am

Peatys wrote: »

And just put De in front of normal names
And then make them play American Handegg.

And non-normal names...

partyguinness · 04-09-2019 9:41am

Omackeral wrote: »

And non-normal names...

I would have thought 'D'' comes into play when two vowels clashed which is not the case here which makes a stupid name look even more retarded.

Paddy Cow · 04-09-2019 10:41am

Omackeral wrote: »

And non-normal names...

I saw a video on African American names and a lot of them were influenced by the Frence (soldiers who served in WWII and a massive Arab influence.

Deebles McBeebles · 04-09-2019 12:57pm

Omackeral · 04-09-2019 1:08pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I saw a video on African American names ...

Here's a beautiful one. Bon'Qui Qui and Obamaniqua are my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUsNY3--npY

Purple Mountain · 04-09-2019 11:48pm

FatherTed wrote: »

A friend of mine named her sons Jett and Cash. Really.

Says more about you, the kind of friends you attract

Purple Mountain · 04-09-2019 11:52pm

I hate the rise in Irish kids called McKenzie.

Salthillprom · 04-09-2019 11:58pm

Came across a child recently called Sheryl-Lee-shanice and a very Irish surname.
The Sheryl Lee could have been one word Sherylee. Not sure. Just heard the parents roaring at her. They had about 7 or 8 other kids too and I was all ears to try and hear their names too but disappointingly I didnt.

Maldesu · 06-09-2019 10:18pm

Came across a young boy called Nixon this evening. He was getting one of those dress up toy sets... seems he wants to be a police man :pac:

Strumms · 06-09-2019 10:47pm

Omackeral wrote: »

And non-normal names...

What the fûck ? I bet he wishes he was called Virginia Cavalier

NIMAN · 06-09-2019 11:05pm

Slightly simple one, but I seen a listing for an infant today and her name was Khloe.

Now thats all well and good, parents thought they would do a common thing now, change a C to a K, still pronounced the same and all.

But that child will spend the rest of her life now when someone is writing down her name saying "thats Khloe with a K".

interactive · 07-09-2019 12:23am

Muhammad

Hotblack Desiato · 07-09-2019 12:27am

Jésus

Paddy Cow · 07-09-2019 10:46am

NIMAN wrote: »

Slightly simple one, but I seen a listing for an infant today and her name was Khloe.

Now thats all well and good, parents thought they would do a common thing now, change a C to a K, still pronounced the same and all.

But that child will spend the rest of her life now when someone is writing down her name saying "thats Khloe with a K".

Someone on here is called clairewithani. Took me awhile to get it!

PopePalpatine · 07-09-2019 2:14pm

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Jésus

At least no-one will fuck with him.

Purple Mountain · 07-09-2019 2:38pm

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Jésus

That's one of the most popular boys names in Spain.

Deebles McBeebles · 07-09-2019 2:53pm

PopePalpatine wrote: »

At least no-one will fuck with him.

Just keep him away from anyone named Pontius.

mrslancaster · 07-09-2019 3:50pm

Anyone else think this is an unfortunate name for the leader of a uk political party - Dick (richard) Braine?

Hotblack Desiato · 08-09-2019 4:18pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

That's one of the most popular boys names in Spain.

I know dat I know dat

Still a terrible name to give your child.

mrslancaster wrote: »

Anyone else think this is an unfortunate name for the leader of a uk political party - Dick (richard) Braine?

Entirely appropriate in his case

griffin100 · 02-10-2019 12:53pm

What about this cnut? - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-49902038

NeinNeinNein · 02-10-2019 12:55pm

griffin100 wrote: »

What about this cnut? - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-49902038

Probably call him Jon for short.

Foweva Awone · 08-10-2019 10:10pm

Just saw on Facebook new baby twins called Kira (a boy) and Kielene (a girl.)

Kira would be grand for a girl but it's a cruel name for a boy to be saddled with. As for Kielene, it looks like it could be a cleaning product or similar.

Martina1991 · 08-10-2019 10:34pm

Foweva Awone wrote:

Just saw on Facebook new baby twins called Kira (a boy) and Kielene (a girl.)

Yikes.

I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

Notions.

Paddy Cow · 08-10-2019 10:47pm

Martina1991 wrote: »

Yikes.

I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

Notions.

I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

Purple Mountain · 08-10-2019 10:54pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Martina1991 wrote: »

Yikes.

I saw the name Maximillian today. They'll probably call him Max, but still.

Notions.

I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

'Where's Jaxon?'
'He's just in the jax there.'

Omackeral · 09-10-2019 12:15am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

Kynnzleigh's mam was giving out on an FB page the other day too. Seriously, imagine having that atrocious tripe. Literally every time you say it you'd have to say ''it's spelled...''

EmmetSpiceland · 09-10-2019 12:40am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

A lot better than “Jaxxoff” anyway.

ibarelycare · 09-10-2019 11:05am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I came across Jaxxon in a name group in facebook. Jaxon was bad enough (weirdly I don't mind it spelt Jackson) but gtfo with Jaxxon :rolleyes:

I saw Jaxson the other day. FFS.

Hotblack Desiato · 09-10-2019 11:06am

Foweva Awone wrote: »

Kira would be grand for a girl

Nope, horrible name. Sounds like a Korean SUV.

Pikey · 09-10-2019 12:20pm

My Uncle in Laws father was called Eanus.

Twas funny at the funeral with me cousins.

Paddy Cow · 09-10-2019 5:57pm

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Nope, horrible name. Sounds like a Korean SUV.

It's just the anglicised version of Ciara, which is definitely a girls name.

Hotblack Desiato · 09-10-2019 6:42pm

No, that'd be something like Keera
This is Kirra

EmmetSpiceland · 09-10-2019 6:48pm

Pikey wrote: »

My Uncle in Laws father was called Eanus.

Twas funny at the funeral with me cousins.

Like yer man from that ‘Dukes of Hazard’? Although, I think he was “Enos”.

That can’t have been easy.

Also, do people say “uncle in law”? I’ve never heard that before.

Hotblack Desiato · 10-10-2019 12:55am

In Greco-Roman mythology, Aeneas (/ɪˈniːəs/;[1] Greek: Αἰνείας, Aineías, possibly derived from Greek αἰνή meaning "praised") was a Trojan hero, the son of the prince Anchises and the goddess Aphrodite (Venus).
(Wikipedia)

Strumms · 10-10-2019 1:25am

Pikey wrote: »

My Uncle in Laws father was called Eanus.

Twas funny at the funeral with me cousins.

I bet... “ as we lay Eanus “

What the fûck goes through some people’s minds..

Suckit · 11-10-2019 3:14pm

I just found out that Anna Ryder Richardson was married to a man name Colin MacDougall and had three children.
Bean Ryder Richardson MacDougall was born prematurely and died less than an hour after being born.

They have two other children named.....
Dixie Dot Ryder Richardson MacDougall
and
Bibi Belle Ryder Richardson MacDougall

Purple Mountain · 11-10-2019 11:22pm

Kaydance.

westernfrenzy · 12-10-2019 2:50pm

How about Amber Rose and her new child Slash Electric

12-10-2019 3:59pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Like yer man from that ‘Dukes of Hazard’? Although, I think he was “Enos”.

That can’t have been easy.

Also, do people say “uncle in law”? I’ve never heard that before.

Ah they do yeah. You'd probably more often hear "aunt/uncle by marriage" Probably only used to avoid confusion.

"My Uncle-in-law's niece is an absolute ride" at least opens the possibility that you're not sexually attracted to your sister.

EmmetSpiceland · 12-10-2019 4:11pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Ah they do yeah. You'd probably more often hear "aunt/uncle by marriage" Probably only used to avoid confusion.

"My Uncle-in-law's niece is an absolute ride" at least opens the possibility that you're not sexually attracted to your sister.

I’m only “thanking” the first part of that post, ATNM.

Sardonicat · 12-10-2019 7:56pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Kaydance.

Spelled like that?! Cadence is bad enough, but that is just brutal.

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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