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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #1502
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Wexford.

    The Rovers Return...Queen Vic or McCoys?

    The Rovers

    Favourite Irish accent?


  • #1503
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    The Rovers

    Favourite Irish accent?

    Any neutral sounding one.

    Have you work tomorrow?


  • #1504
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Any neutral sounding one.

    Have you work tomorrow?

    Yes and I'm just home after lots of drinkies..

    Are you finding this week to be extra stressful and long in work?


  • #1505
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [/quote]McCoys seems like great crack.

    Have you ever lifted weights?[/quote]

    Nothing I couldn't handle.


    Colser wrote: »
    The Rovers

    Favourite Irish accent?

    Cork.

    What puts you off your food?


  • #1506
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    McCoys seems like great crack.

    Have you ever lifted weights?[/quote]

    Nothing I couldn't handle.





    Cork.

    What puts you off your food?[/quote]

    The thoughts of dirt or dirty hands touching it.

    Do you prefer the Easter holidays to Christmas holidays?


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  • #1507
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    McCoys seems like great crack.

    Have you ever lifted weights?[/quote]

    Nothing I couldn't handle.





    Cork.

    What puts you off your food?[/quote]

    Eggshells.
    @colser Im off work this week.

    Prefer to be first somewhere or last?


  • #1508
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eggshells.
    @colser Im off work this week.

    Prefer to be first somewhere or last?[/quote]

    Depends on where it was.

    Have you ever come first?


  • #1509
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Eggshells.
    @colser Im off work this week.

    Prefer to be first somewhere or last?

    Depends on where it was.

    Have you ever come first?[/quote]

    I do....I hate to be late :p

    Im reading a book where it talks of a person warming anothers cockles.....what are cockles?


  • #1510
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Depends on where it was.

    Have you ever come first?

    I do....I hate to be late :p

    Im reading a book where it talks of a person warming anothers cockles.....what are cockles?[/QUOTE]

    I dunno but they hang around with mussels and are alive alive oh.

    Do you prefer cocks or muscles?


  • #1511
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I do....I hate to be late :p

    Im reading a book where it talks of a person warming anothers cockles.....what are cockles?

    I dunno but they hang around with mussels and are alive alive oh.

    Do you prefer cocks or muscles?[/quote]

    Cant I have both?

    Do you talk/sing as you shower?


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  • #1512
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Depends on where it was.

    Have you ever come first?

    I do....I hate to be late :p

    Im reading a book where it talks of a person warming anothers cockles.....what are cockles?[/quote]

    Shellfish, unless it is a euphemism :)

    Have you ever eaten periwinkles with a pin?


  • #1513
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I dunno but they hang around with mussels and are alive alive oh.

    Do you prefer cocks or muscles?

    Cant I have both?

    Do you talk/sing as you shower?[/QUOTE]

    I don't..I'm too busy...washing.
    73Cat wrote: »
    I do....I hate to be late :p

    Im reading a book where it talks of a person warming anothers cockles.....what are cockles?

    Shellfish, unless it is a euphemism :)

    Have you ever eaten periwinkles with a pin?[/QUOTE]

    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?


  • #1514
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Cant I have both?

    Do you talk/sing as you shower?

    I don't..I'm too busy...washing.



    Shellfish, unless it is a euphemism :)

    Have you ever eaten periwinkles with a pin?[/QUOTE]

    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?[/quote]

    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?


  • #1515
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I don't..I'm too busy...washing.



    Shellfish, unless it is a euphemism :)

    Have you ever eaten periwinkles with a pin?

    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?[/quote]

    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?[/quote]

    All the Single Ladies , Beyonce FFS

    Do you believe shape shifters exist ?


  • #1516
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    73Cat wrote: »
    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?

    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?[/quote]

    All the Single Ladies , Beyonce FFS

    Do you believe shape shifters exist ?[/quote]

    I do.....bought one in TK Maxx today. :p

    False tan....yay or nay.


  • #1517
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I don't..I'm too busy...washing.



    Shellfish, unless it is a euphemism :)

    Have you ever eaten periwinkles with a pin?



    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?[/quote]


    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?[/quote]
    Maggie May is stalking me for months..

    Is there a message in that for me?

    @grammar..started the 5km crack this week and my toes are getting numb...am I doomed?


  • #1518
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I haven't. I'm not a big fan of shellfish.

    Have you ever been stuck to anything like a limpet?


    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?[/quote]
    Maggie May is stalking me for months..

    Is there a message in that for me?

    @grammar..started the 5km crack this week and my toes are getting numb...am I doomed?[/QUOTE]

    No...perservere..you'll be amazed the progress you make in a short time...ahem...just the one 'm' in gramar thanks very much!

    Wouldn't numb toes be better than painful toes?


  • #1519
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    A rock.

    What song is in your head today?
    Maggie May is stalking me for months..

    Is there a message in that for me?

    @grammar..started the 5km crack this week and my toes are getting numb...am I doomed?[/QUOTE]

    No...perservere..you'll be amazed the progress you make in a short time.

    Wouldn't numb toes be better than painful toes?[/quote]

    I suppose so..

    Are the quotes all over the shop here tonight or am I seeing double?


  • #1520
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I suppose so..

    Are the quotes all over the shop here tonight or am I seeing double?[/QUOTE]

    Well you did say you had a few drinks but they are arseways.

    A movie or a soap omnibus?


  • #1521
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I suppose so..

    Are the quotes all over the shop here tonight or am I seeing double?

    Well you did say you had a few drinks but they are arseways.

    A movie or a soap omnibus?[/quote]

    A movie.

    What will we watch?


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  • #1522
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I suppose so..

    Are the quotes all over the shop here tonight or am I seeing double?

    Well you did say you had a few drinks but they are arseways.

    A movie or a soap omnibus?[/quote]

    A movie.

    Are you finished work tomorrow until Tuesday?


  • #1523
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    Well you did say you had a few drinks but they are arseways.

    A movie or a soap omnibus?

    A movie.

    Are you finished work tomorrow until Tuesday?[/quote]

    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?


  • #1524
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Well you did say you had a few drinks but they are arseways.

    A movie or a soap omnibus?

    A movie.

    What will we watch?[/QUOTE]

    Cocktail.
    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A movie.

    Are you finished work tomorrow until Tuesday?

    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?[/QUOTE]

    I have a few times.

    Would you think dreams about the future are more reliable indicators than astrology?


  • #1525
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A movie.

    Are you finished work tomorrow until Tuesday?

    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?[/quote]


    Yes I often completely make up people in my dreams.

    Is that creative or crazy ?


  • #1526
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A movie.

    Are you finished work tomorrow until Tuesday?

    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?[/quote]

    I haven't tbh..

    Ever get deja Vu...something happens and you've already "seen" it?


  • #1527
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?


    Yes I often completely make up people in my dreams.

    [/QUOTE]Is that creative or crazy ?[/QUOTE]

    Creative I'd say. Or else you're as mad a bag of cats.

    Colser wrote: »
    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?

    [/QUOTE] I haven't tbh..

    Ever get deja Vu...something happens and you've already "seen" it?[/QUOTE]

    I do get it from time to time. When it happens I try to think if I know what will happen next.

    What would you like to be reincarnated as?


  • #1528
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Colser wrote: »
    Im off work for two weeks.

    Ever dreamed of a stranger as if you know them?

    I haven't tbh..

    Ever get deja Vu...something happens and you've already "seen" it?[/quote]

    All the time....same song has been on the radio every time I have gotten into the car the last two weeks.
    @grammar.....a ladybird

    Care to guess....its not a recent release?


  • #1529
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I haven't tbh..

    Ever get deja Vu...something happens and you've already "seen" it?

    All the time....same song has been on the radio every time I have gotten into the car the last two weeks.
    @grammar.....a ladybird

    Care to guess....its not a recent release?[/QUOTE]

    Sonny & Cher...I got you babe... mind the spelling...PLEASE!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oR79ja1u-o


    Would you like to smash your alarm clock?


  • #1530
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    All the time....same song has been on the radio every time I have gotten into the car the last two weeks.
    @grammar.....a ladybird

    Care to guess....its not a recent release?

    Sonny & Cher...I got you babe...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oR79ja1u-o


    Would you like to smash your alarm clock?[/quote]

    Yes when I forget to turn it off on hols.

    Got any hols planned?


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  • #1531
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Sonny & Cher...I got you babe...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oR79ja1u-o


    Would you like to smash your alarm clock?

    Yes when I forget to turn it off on hols.

    Got any hols planned?[/quote]

    No:(

    Does sparkling water make your wee fizzy ?


  • #1532
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes when I forget to turn it off on hols.

    Got any hols planned?

    No:(

    Does sparkling water make your wee fizzy ?[/quote]

    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?


  • #1533
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    No:(

    Does sparkling water make your wee fizzy ?

    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?[/quote]

    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?


  • #1534
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    73Cat wrote: »
    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?

    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?[/quote]
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?


  • #1535
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?[/quote]

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p


  • #1536
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p[/quote]

    I did nazi that coming!

    Are we all wide awake and bushy tailed ?


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  • #1537
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p

    It will do. I can fix the quote issue!

    Do you yawn if you see someone else yawning?


  • #1538
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It will do. I can fix the quote issue!

    Do you yawn if you see someone else yawning?

    I yawn if someone just says the word yawn.

    Will the new law to ban reusing teabags affect you?


  • #1539
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I yawn if someone just says the word yawn.

    Will the new law to ban reusing teabags affect you?

    Only if I can't reuse them as compost.

    How strong do you like your tea or coffee?


  • #1540
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Only if I can't reuse them as compost.

    How strong do you like your tea or coffee?

    Medium.

    Favourite Easter Egg?


  • #1541
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Medium.

    Favourite Easter Egg?

    A Terry's chocolate orange.

    Are you a member of any commit ees?


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  • #1542
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    A Terry's chocolate orange.

    Are you a member of any commit ees?

    No..I'd rather eat my liver.

    Do you think your liver is in good condition?


  • #1543
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    No..I'd rather eat my liver.

    Do you think your liver is in good condition?

    Possibly but not perfect that's for sure

    When were you last at a McDonald's?


  • #1544
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Possibly but not perfect that's for sure

    When were you last at a McDonald's?

    Been a while, last year sometime anyway, I favour Burger King for my fast food.

    Have you ever seen yourself asleep?


  • #1545
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Been a while, last year sometime anyway, I favour Burger King for my fast food.

    Have you ever seen yourself asleep?

    Yes, my OH took a picture of me sleeping with the cat beside me.

    How green is your grass?


  • #1546
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, my OH took a picture of me sleeping with the cat beside me.

    How green is your grass?

    Not all that green. No bloody rain. No normal rain either for that matter.

    Have you ever seen a news item described as 'hilarious' that was even mildly amusing?


  • #1547
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Not all that green. No bloody rain. No normal rain either for that matter.

    Have you ever seen a news item described as 'hilarious' that was even mildly amusing?

    Very rarely.

    Did you find that item about your man slipping on ice on the footpath funny?


  • #1548
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?


  • #1549
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?

    Laugh at myself.

    What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in public ?


  • #1550
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?

    I suppose if I didn't break my hole off the ground I'd break my hole laughing.

    Do you see your neighbours as much as the people in Fair City do?


  • #1551
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    73Cat wrote: »
    Laugh at myself.

    What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in public ?

    Fell into a lake & laugh at it now.
    gramar wrote: »
    I suppose if I didn't break my hole off the ground I'd break my hole laughing.

    Do you see your neighbours as much as the people in Fair City do?

    No idea if there is anyone living fulltime next door, dentist downstairs & flats above.

    Has a neighbour ever asked you for a bowl of sugar?


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