What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

vikings2012 · 26-07-2020 11:45pm

Never once paid the 20cent for lighting the candles at mass.

Rodney Bathgate · 26-07-2020 11:46pm

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.

So did I, but I threw the log out the window instead of flushing.

Sardonicat · 26-07-2020 11:47pm

Strumms wrote: »

I actually did this, in Mosney, or Butlins as it was then, I was about 2 or 3. Embarrassing, but I didn’t give a shît... only a pee.

How did you reach?

Plasandrunt · 26-07-2020 11:49pm

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Bobblehats · 27-07-2020 12:25am

Wore a pair of 10-hole boots into the mosque on south circular. They weren’t coming off in a hurry so I thought just this once

sandalless, I know

Larbre34 · 27-07-2020 2:00am

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Good job you didn't lick her out in return or you'd have caught cancer. I think.

Ted_YNWA · 27-07-2020 12:57pm

Mod

Can we leave the Walter Mitty style scandalous events in our heads and keep this to things that have happened.

Trolling nonsense deleted.

Feisar · 27-07-2020 1:40pm

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

Frankx · 27-07-2020 1:44pm

Feisar wrote: »

That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious

27-07-2020 3:33pm

After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

For a period during college I started getting snapchats from my then ex which became progressively more risqué, till we got into some good sexting. I lived at home during college but my friends had their own flat just around the corner and most of them used to go home at the weekends - I knew where the spare key outside was left so on several occasions brought my ex there and ****ed her in my friend’s bed. I never mentioned it and he still doesn’t know

Feisar · 27-07-2020 5:26pm

Batrachotox wrote: »

After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

I used to have a GF that loved sex outside, I never got the appeal

Plasandrunt · 27-07-2020 10:24pm

Frankx wrote: »

I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious

What's there to not understand?

the purple tin · 28-07-2020 11:44am

You people need to get yourselves down to confessions asap :eek:

Tacitus Kilgore · 28-07-2020 11:48am

Drank a bottle and a half of creme de menthe just to leave a green log in a sink.

Then did it again because it was so funny first time round.

Rimmy · 30-07-2020 5:59pm

Took a dump and placed it under the door handle of an ex's car.

That's about it.

fleet_admiral · 01-08-2020 4:43pm

cj maxx wrote: »

Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.

I shagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

Airyfairy12 · 01-08-2020 5:10pm

When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

Kamu · 01-08-2020 5:17pm

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

Lucky lad, didn't know any girls like that when I was growing up. Hahaha.

razorblunt · 01-08-2020 5:31pm

Had a package delivered for the lad next door. He came home, said it wasn’t for him, the address was slightly off in fairness and said it’s my issue and to deal with it, which was nice of him. I tried finding the owner but the address didn’t exist, courier wasn’t interested, so I eventually opened it to find a brand new PS4 with games and controllers.

So I kept it.

The fella next door almost fell over when I told him, the bollix. Never took a parcel for him again.

KiKi III · 01-08-2020 6:51pm

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I snagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

The first part of that story is scandalous, the second part is just mean.

Purple Mountain · 01-08-2020 6:51pm

Kamu wrote: »

Lucky lad, didn't know any girls like that when I was growing up. Hahaha.

I think the poster is female

Lewis_Benson · 01-08-2020 6:57pm

Frankx wrote: »

The dirtier the better

What's the prize?

fleet_admiral · 01-08-2020 9:04pm

KiKi III wrote: »

The first part of that story is scandalous, the second part is just mean.

She went out of her way to be nasty to people so it was a kind of karma

Mad_maxx · 02-08-2020 1:53pm

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

That's the kind of thing that would be cut from a porn movie for lacking class

Purple Mountain · 02-08-2020 3:02pm

Mad_maxx wrote: »

That's the kind of thing that would be cut from a porn movie for lacking class

Or an over active imagination.

02-08-2020 7:25pm

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

Niiiicccceee...

Airyfairy12 · 02-08-2020 8:14pm

Batrachotox wrote: »

Niiiicccceee...

This is what happens when kids learn about sex from porn.

Pkiernan · 02-08-2020 8:19pm

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Well, in fairness your da wouldn't have been up to giving you one in his condition.

Feenix · 07-08-2020 11:50pm

Probably not the most scandalous thing I’ve done but anyway.
My best friends brother died when we were about 19/20. It was very sad. I was walking into the church behind his aunt who was probably in her 70s at the time. She bent over in front of me to either sign a book or get holy water or something and I pretended to ride her up the arse. I did it to make my friends behind me laugh but a load of other people saw me doing it including my own family.
Rush of blood to the head and regretted it instantly. Couldn’t focus at all in the church.

corner of hells · 08-08-2020 12:32am

Feenix wrote: »

Probably not the most scandalous thing I’ve done but anyway.
My best friends brother died when we were about 19/20. It was very sad. I was walking into the church behind his aunt who was probably in her 70s at the time. She bent over in front of me to either sign a book or get holy water or something and I pretended to ride her up the arse. I did it to make my friends behind me laugh but a load of other people saw me doing it including my own family.
Rush of blood to the head and regretted it instantly. Couldn’t focus at all in the church.

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