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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

  • 25-07-2020 12:33pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭


    The dirtier the better


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Hopefully the mods will permit a



    "Your ma"


    response to this lazy thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭Frankx


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Hopefully the mods will permit a



    "Your ma"


    response to this lazy thread.

    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Went to the beach barefoot before.









    Sorry thought you said sandalous.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

    Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Mentioned it before but bringing an Aldi carrier bag into Lidl.

    It's the thrill that gets me TBH, just so diirty.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

    Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

    Can you see any problem with your behaviour in relationships?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Frankx wrote: »
    The dirtier the better

    I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    PM sent...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

    Can't leave us hanging like that!Details lad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 988 ✭✭✭The Royal Scam


    My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
    Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on Dublin Bus and my mother answered the door.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
    Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on the bus and my mother answered the door.

    Oh yeah the one who passes out first gets the punishment!In the US when I was younger,we would spray paint their stomachs green and wrap them in cellophane then leave them at random areas nude.Good times!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

    No, I'm a bloke! LOL


  • Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Frankx wrote: »
    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom

    I'm in the cupboard watching....durty!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    Round these parts, anything goes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Working class heroes


    Following................

    Racism is now hiding behind the cloak of Community activism.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭amadangomor


    Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

    I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

    Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

    Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

    Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭I Am Nobody


    Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,873 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Fegelien.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.

    🀣🀣🀣


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    Frankx wrote: »
    I'm at your mom's house now

    In your mom's bedroom

    Hopefully his mom won't come home and disturb you.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭wiggle16


    Porklife wrote: »
    🀣🀣🀣

    This is just euro and pound signs on my phone and laptop, what is it? Ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    Well then it probably wasnt that big a deal for him I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭un5byh7sqpd2x0


    frag420 wrote: »
    PM sent...

    wiggle16 wrote: »
    No, I'm a bloke! LOL

    PM retracted?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,437 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Why do homosexuals do this?

    Because they can?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 6,192 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dunno,if this counts


    But one time,i was visiting sister abroad,and she had to run to shop....and left me at her gaff to mind her kid


    All good,kid sleeping,me downstairs watching sky sports,listening to baby moniter

    I could hear her neighbours having sex on moniter and not wanting to fcuk up looking after kid,had to listen in :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,484 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Drank a jug of perroni and during certain activity went to the side and vomited my ring up ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 707 ✭✭✭Lockheed


    I got very very drunk and I woke up to find a mercedes benz hood ornament on my bedside drawer. Presumably I took it from a merc in the street. I feel guilty every time I look at it but sure i've no idea where it actually came from to give it back!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,718 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭StackSteevens


    Gave my no. 1 to Trevor Sargent. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭Irish Praetorian


    Yeah and their promiscuity resulted in the aids crisis.

    Oh yeah that was it, nothing to do with a virulent disease spread through sexual contact or blood transmission, it was de geys cooking it up in their tastefully decorated apartments and spreading around like pixie dust.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,978 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Homophobe banned, as you were


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Had a much older lover when I was a teenager


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

    Good man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,395 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy


    What tune did you play.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    wiggle16 wrote: »
    I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

    As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

    Not one of my prouder moments.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    I put the screw in the tuna.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

    I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,719 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    KiKi III wrote: »
    I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

    I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.

    They don't justify it either love. Riding him while unmarried is under the heading of Zina, and you'd have been stoned to death, after a hundred lashes in some islamic territories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,719 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Had a much older lover when I was a teenager

    You were 17, he was....?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I put the screw in the tuna.

    Lay off the orange soda the next time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    Larbre34 wrote: »
    They don't justify it either love. Riding him while unmarried is under the heading of Zina, and you'd have been stoned to death, after a hundred lashes in some islamic territories.

    I love when people who have probably never been there act like they know more about a country I lived in for six years than I do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Larbre34 wrote: »
    You were 17, he was....?

    She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    eviltwin wrote: »
    She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.

    tenor.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    eviltwin wrote: »
    She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.

    Oh I have a more scandalous one than that. Age gap was smaller (I was 17, he was 31) but the scandalous bit was that I knew him because he was friends with my Da.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Kamu


    KiKi III wrote: »
    I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

    I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.

    Random question, but considering you lived in a culture where this was normal and accepted.

    What do you think of men with multiple wives? Would you be the 'xth' wife?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭KiKi III


    Kamu wrote: »
    Random question, but considering you lived in a culture where this was normal and accepted.

    What do you think of men with multiple wives? Would you be the 'xth' wife?

    Nope, I never considered marrying him nor he me. It was a pretty tawdry affair.

    On the multiple wives thing, it’s way different than I pictured it. I always thought it was a fella with multiple wives in the one house deciding which bedroom he’d sleep in tonight. It’s rarely like that.

    It’s more like a guy from Cork who works in Dublin having a wife and family in each city; the two wives often have never met or in some cases don’t even know about each other. You have to be pretty wealthy to run two homes like that, so it’s more common in oil-rich countries in the Gulf.

    Technically you’re only meant to get a second wife under certain specific conditions (like if your first wife turns out to have fertility problems) but what often happens is they marry who their parents tell them to as their first wife and then for love with wife no. 2. I never met anyone with 3 or 4, I think that’s basically reserved for royalty.


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