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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

Frankx

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Frankx

Lucy8080 wrote: »

Back in the 70's I scaled the outer fence of Butlins/Mosney. Just as I had my leg over the top, security showed up and dragged me back in.

Did they bring you back to England?

Purple Mountain

cj maxx wrote: »

But I'm not
The only thing I had was an Irish accent. No good looks or buff body. There's an awful more to how I ended up in her bed but it's all imo stuff

Well of course now, I'm going to pry

Lucy8080

Frankx wrote: »

Did they bring you back to England?

You will have to explain that one back to me.

cj maxx

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Well of course now, I'm going to pry

And I'm not telling

Fireball81

Inviting two older ladies back to our hotel room when we in Cardiff for an Irish 6 Nations game about 15 years ago. They were about 25 years older than us.

Odd seeing ya mate with a hard on banging away but it was a bit of craic.

anewme

He was 37 I was 17 (19 actually) but a huge scandal back in the day.

storker

Had a fling with a married woman at age 17. She was in her 30's.

Brought another girlfriend into work one day when I was the only one there. Did the deed on the floor of the boss's office. After that any time I was in there listening to his sh1te, I'd just tune out, look at the scene of the crime and reminisce happily...

Macdarack

The Nissan classic cycle race passed our area back in the late 80s or whenever, we bought about 40 packets of thumb tacks and littered the road with them.

I know 2 lads who who pushed an unattended tourist's rented car off a cliff into the sea years back.

Strumms

I Am Nobody wrote: »

I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!

I actually did this, in Mosney, or Butlins as it was then, I was about 2 or 3. Embarrassing, but I didn’t give a shît... only a pee.

Kaybaykwah

amadangomor wrote: »

Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.

As long as you didn't leave any Ladsbroke.

vikings2012

Never once paid the 20cent for lighting the candles at mass.

Rodney Bathgate

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.

So did I, but I threw the log out the window instead of flushing.

Sardonicat

Strumms wrote: »

I actually did this, in Mosney, or Butlins as it was then, I was about 2 or 3. Embarrassing, but I didn’t give a shît... only a pee.

How did you reach?

Plasandrunt

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Bobblehats

Wore a pair of 10-hole boots into the mosque on south circular. They weren’t coming off in a hurry so I thought just this once

sandalless, I know

Larbre34

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

Good job you didn't lick her out in return or you'd have caught cancer. I think.

Ted_YNWA

Mod

Can we leave the Walter Mitty style scandalous events in our heads and keep this to things that have happened.

Trolling nonsense deleted.

Feisar

Plasandrunt wrote: »

When I was 17 I got a blowjob off my Dad's girlfriend while my father was in hospital waiting to get his voicebox removed after being diagnosed with throat cancer.

That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

Frankx

Feisar wrote: »

That's the most despicable and also legendary story I've heard.

I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious

[Deleted User]

After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

For a period during college I started getting snapchats from my then ex which became progressively more risqué, till we got into some good sexting. I lived at home during college but my friends had their own flat just around the corner and most of them used to go home at the weekends - I knew where the spare key outside was left so on several occasions brought my ex there and ****ed her in my friend’s bed. I never mentioned it and he still doesn’t know

Feisar

Batrachotox wrote: »

After a night out in town my mates stopped into McDonald’s on Grafton st - I didn’t want anything so stayed outside and got chatting to a woman a couple of years older than me, she was a PhD student actually. Anyway things went well, was kissing her by the time we reached the top of the street. My friends left us at Stephens green at which point we found ourselves a little alcove formed by a shop front and a construction partition which afforded us about 270 degrees of privacy and we ****ed standing up. Wasn’t the best sex I’ve had but more or less in the open on Stephen’s green, it was pretty hot.

I used to have a GF that loved sex outside, I never got the appeal

Plasandrunt

Frankx wrote: »

I can't even understand what it means

It's either really erotic

Or it's something more serious

What's there to not understand?

the purple tin

You people need to get yourselves down to confessions asap :eek:

Tacitus Kilgore

Drank a bottle and a half of creme de menthe just to leave a green log in a sink.

Then did it again because it was so funny first time round.

Rimmy

Took a dump and placed it under the door handle of an ex's car.

That's about it.

fleet_admiral

cj maxx wrote: »

Was shagging my boss for a very short time.
She loved the accent.

I shagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

Airyfairy12

When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

Kamu

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

When we were teenagers, me and my best friend used to f**k each other, neither of us are lesbians.

We also had a foursome with another friend from school and my friends next door neighbour, 1 lad 3 girls.

Lucky lad, didn't know any girls like that when I was growing up. Hahaha.

razorblunt

Had a package delivered for the lad next door. He came home, said it wasn’t for him, the address was slightly off in fairness and said it’s my issue and to deal with it, which was nice of him. I tried finding the owner but the address didn’t exist, courier wasn’t interested, so I eventually opened it to find a brand new PS4 with games and controllers.

So I kept it.

The fella next door almost fell over when I told him, the bollix. Never took a parcel for him again.

KiKi III

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I snagged my boss's hot sister then bragged to the boss that I could have her too but she was too ugly

The first part of that story is scandalous, the second part is just mean.