What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

Frankx · 25-07-2020 1:33pm #1

The dirtier the better

Ficheall · 25-07-2020 1:34pm

Hopefully the mods will permit a

"Your ma"

response to this lazy thread.

Frankx · 25-07-2020 1:37pm

Ficheall wrote: »

Hopefully the mods will permit a

"Your ma"

response to this lazy thread.

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

Man with broke phone · 25-07-2020 1:37pm

Went to the beach barefoot before.

Sorry thought you said sandalous.

JohnnyFlash · 25-07-2020 3:14pm

Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

Church on Tuesday · 25-07-2020 3:23pm

Mentioned it before but bringing an Aldi carrier bag into Lidl.

It's the thrill that gets me TBH, just so diirty.

wiggle16 · 25-07-2020 3:44pm

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

corner of hells · 25-07-2020 3:46pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

Can you see any problem with your behaviour in relationships?

corner of hells · 25-07-2020 3:47pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

Tom Dunne · 25-07-2020 3:48pm

Frankx wrote: »

The dirtier the better

I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.

I Am Nobody · 25-07-2020 3:49pm

I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!

frag420 · 25-07-2020 3:49pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

PM sent...

Mister Vain · 25-07-2020 3:50pm

I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

I Am Nobody · 25-07-2020 3:52pm

Mister Vain wrote: »

I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

Can't leave us hanging like that!Details lad!

The Royal Scam · 25-07-2020 3:53pm

My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on Dublin Bus and my mother answered the door.

I Am Nobody · 25-07-2020 3:56pm

The Royal Scam wrote: »

My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on the bus and my mother answered the door.

Oh yeah the one who passes out first gets the punishment!In the US when I was younger,we would spray paint their stomachs green and wrap them in cellophane then leave them at random areas nude.Good times!

wiggle16 · 25-07-2020 3:57pm

corner of hells wrote: »

You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

25-07-2020 4:01pm

Frankx wrote: »

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

I'm in the cupboard watching....durty!!

corner of hells · 25-07-2020 4:05pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

Round these parts, anything goes.

Working class heroes · 25-07-2020 4:24pm

Following................

amadangomor · 25-07-2020 4:35pm

Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.

I Am Nobody · 25-07-2020 4:41pm

Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.

Arghus · 25-07-2020 5:13pm

Fegelien.

Porklife · 25-07-2020 5:19pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

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Sam Hain · 25-07-2020 5:37pm

Frankx wrote: »

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

Hopefully his mom won't come home and disturb you.

wiggle16 · 25-07-2020 7:33pm

Porklife wrote: »

ðŸ€£ðŸ€£ðŸ€£

This is just euro and pound signs on my phone and laptop, what is it? Ha

Man with broke phone · 25-07-2020 8:12pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

Well then it probably wasnt that big a deal for him I suppose.

un5byh7sqpd2x0 · 25-07-2020 8:23pm

frag420 wrote: »

PM sent...

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

PM retracted?

EmmetSpiceland · 25-07-2020 8:26pm

I Cant Read wrote: »

Why do homosexuals do this?

Because they can?

25-07-2020 8:30pm

Dunno,if this counts

But one time,i was visiting sister abroad,and she had to run to shop....and left me at her gaff to mind her kid

All good,kid sleeping,me downstairs watching sky sports,listening to baby moniter

I could hear her neighbours having sex on moniter and not wanting to fcuk up looking after kid,had to listen in

PTH2009 · 25-07-2020 8:32pm

Drank a jug of perroni and during certain activity went to the side and vomited my ring up ha

Lockheed · 25-07-2020 8:33pm

I got very very drunk and I woke up to find a mercedes benz hood ornament on my bedside drawer. Presumably I took it from a merc in the street. I feel guilty every time I look at it but sure i've no idea where it actually came from to give it back!

DJIMI TRARORE · 25-07-2020 8:35pm

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

StackSteevens · 25-07-2020 8:37pm

Gave my no. 1 to Trevor Sargent.

Irish Praetorian · 25-07-2020 8:37pm

I Cant Read wrote: »

Yeah and their promiscuity resulted in the aids crisis.

Oh yeah that was it, nothing to do with a virulent disease spread through sexual contact or blood transmission, it was de geys cooking it up in their tastefully decorated apartments and spreading around like pixie dust.

Gremlinertia · 25-07-2020 8:43pm

Homophobe banned, as you were

eviltwin · 25-07-2020 8:59pm

Had a much older lover when I was a teenager

Still waters · 25-07-2020 9:07pm

DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

Good man

SCOOP 64 · 25-07-2020 9:16pm

DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy

What tune did you play.

Sephiroth_dude · 25-07-2020 9:16pm

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftJD8Yi0Gs

Tzardine · 25-07-2020 9:19pm

I put the screw in the tuna.

KiKi III · 25-07-2020 9:22pm

I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.

Larbre34 · 25-07-2020 9:29pm

KiKi III wrote: »

I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.

They don't justify it either love. Riding him while unmarried is under the heading of Zina, and you'd have been stoned to death, after a hundred lashes in some islamic territories.

Larbre34 · 25-07-2020 9:30pm

eviltwin wrote: »

Had a much older lover when I was a teenager

You were 17, he was....?

Ted_YNWA · 25-07-2020 9:32pm

Tzardine wrote: »

I put the screw in the tuna.

Lay off the orange soda the next time.

KiKi III · 25-07-2020 9:38pm

Larbre34 wrote: »

They don't justify it either love. Riding him while unmarried is under the heading of Zina, and you'd have been stoned to death, after a hundred lashes in some islamic territories.

I love when people who have probably never been there act like they know more about a country I lived in for six years than I do.

eviltwin · 25-07-2020 9:40pm

Larbre34 wrote: »

You were 17, he was....?

She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.

B.A._Baracus · 25-07-2020 9:44pm

eviltwin wrote: »

She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.

KiKi III · 25-07-2020 9:53pm

eviltwin wrote: »

She was late 30s. Amazing person, still friends today.

Oh I have a more scandalous one than that. Age gap was smaller (I was 17, he was 31) but the scandalous bit was that I knew him because he was friends with my Da.

Kamu · 25-07-2020 10:06pm

KiKi III wrote: »

I had an affair with a married man when I was 22. He was Muslim and we were living in a Sharia country where he could legally have had four wives (and it wasn’t uncommon with the men we knew to have more than one) so I figured a girlfriend on the side barely counted.

I wouldn’t let myself away with justifying it like that these days though.

Random question, but considering you lived in a culture where this was normal and accepted.

What do you think of men with multiple wives? Would you be the 'xth' wife?

KiKi III · 25-07-2020 10:14pm

Kamu wrote: »

Random question, but considering you lived in a culture where this was normal and accepted.

What do you think of men with multiple wives? Would you be the 'xth' wife?

Nope, I never considered marrying him nor he me. It was a pretty tawdry affair.

On the multiple wives thing, it’s way different than I pictured it. I always thought it was a fella with multiple wives in the one house deciding which bedroom he’d sleep in tonight. It’s rarely like that.

It’s more like a guy from Cork who works in Dublin having a wife and family in each city; the two wives often have never met or in some cases don’t even know about each other. You have to be pretty wealthy to run two homes like that, so it’s more common in oil-rich countries in the Gulf.

Technically you’re only meant to get a second wife under certain specific conditions (like if your first wife turns out to have fertility problems) but what often happens is they marry who their parents tell them to as their first wife and then for love with wife no. 2. I never met anyone with 3 or 4, I think that’s basically reserved for royalty.

What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

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