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What's the most Scandalous thing you ever did?

Frankx

The dirtier the better

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Ficheall

Hopefully the mods will permit a

"Your ma"

response to this lazy thread.

Frankx

Ficheall wrote: »

Hopefully the mods will permit a

"Your ma"

response to this lazy thread.

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

Man with broke phone

Went to the beach barefoot before.

Sorry thought you said sandalous.

JohnnyFlash

Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

Church on Tuesday

Mentioned it before but bringing an Aldi carrier bag into Lidl.

It's the thrill that gets me TBH, just so diirty.

wiggle16

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

corner of hells

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Top-decked a pub toilet in London.

Rode my ex-wife's cousin a month before we got married. Married the wrong woman to be honest.

Can you see any problem with your behaviour in relationships?

corner of hells

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

Tom Dunne

Frankx wrote: »

The dirtier the better

I used the toilet when the train was standing at the station.

I Am Nobody

I pissed in the Holy Water Font.No not really but that would make for a great story!

frag420

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

PM sent...

Mister Vain

I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

I Am Nobody

Mister Vain wrote: »

I went into an ultraviolet whore house once.

Can't leave us hanging like that!Details lad!

The Royal Scam

My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on Dublin Bus and my mother answered the door.

I Am Nobody

The Royal Scam wrote: »

My 2 best mates were a year ahead of me in school so went to their debs and ended up sneaking away with both their dates. The one and only time I was a stud in my life.
Fell asleep in early house on the way home and most people in the pub wrote messages on my face and arms with mascara. Didn't know this until I made it home on the bus and my mother answered the door.

Oh yeah the one who passes out first gets the punishment!In the US when I was younger,we would spray paint their stomachs green and wrap them in cellophane then leave them at random areas nude.Good times!

wiggle16

corner of hells wrote: »

You're not JohnnyFlashs ex wifes cousin by any chance?

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

[Deleted User]

Frankx wrote: »

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

I'm in the cupboard watching....durty!!

corner of hells

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

Round these parts, anything goes.

Working class heroes

Following................

amadangomor

Not sure it's scandalous but definitely dishonest

I was paid by a company I never worked for, for two months. Never said anything.

Was in the UK and did an interview for one of the well known large bookies as a teller. Aced the interview, the lads were saying I should have gone for the trainee managers position so was pretty sure I had the job in the bag.

Never heard anything but few weeks later got a payslip so checked my bank and the money was in my account. Same thing the next month. They stopped after that.

Wouldn't do it now but was flat broke justified it to myself at the time. Being a large bookies made that easier.

I Am Nobody

Ok an honest one from me.I once sold $100 worth of Oregano and Parsley to a bunch of college kids in Virginia,who thought it was Marijuana.

Arghus

Fegelien.

Porklife

wiggle16 wrote: »

I got stood up by the same lad twice in a row, after waiting in a nightclub for him for a couple of hours I gave up and went for a smoke and ended up chatting to someone else. We went into a cubicle in the jacks and I gave him a blowjob.

As I was walking out of the jacks my erstwhile date appeared, having just arrived, and shouted "There you are!" and ran over to snog me.

Not one of my prouder moments.

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Sam Hain

Frankx wrote: »

I'm at your mom's house now

In your mom's bedroom

Hopefully his mom won't come home and disturb you.

wiggle16

Porklife wrote: »

ðŸ€£ðŸ€£ðŸ€£

This is just euro and pound signs on my phone and laptop, what is it? Ha

Man with broke phone

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

Well then it probably wasnt that big a deal for him I suppose.

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frag420 wrote: »

PM sent...

wiggle16 wrote: »

No, I'm a bloke! LOL

PM retracted?

EmmetSpiceland

I Cant Read wrote: »

Why do homosexuals do this?

Because they can?

[Deleted User]

Dunno,if this counts

But one time,i was visiting sister abroad,and she had to run to shop....and left me at her gaff to mind her kid

All good,kid sleeping,me downstairs watching sky sports,listening to baby moniter

I could hear her neighbours having sex on moniter and not wanting to fcuk up looking after kid,had to listen in

PTH2009

Drank a jug of perroni and during certain activity went to the side and vomited my ring up ha