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Can't sleep; clown'll eat me...

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  • #32
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I saw Years and Years in concert last summer - add them to your list


  • #33
    mansize
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    spud82 wrote: »
    De de de dah...

    And he sits there begging for money...


  • #34
    Bandito909
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Bandito909


    I'm wide awake too.

    I just **** my bed, you think you have problems? Try laying in your own ****e for two hours whilst worrying you won't be able to bury your wife's body.


  • #35
    This Fat Girl Runs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,776 ✭✭✭This Fat Girl Runs


    Here's a Marry Shag Kill for ya..

    U2. The Script. Nickelback.


  • #36
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Here's a Marry Shag Kill for ya..

    U2. The Script. Nickelback.

    Just kill them all


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  • #37
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Here's a Marry Shag Kill for ya..

    U2. The Script. Nickelback.

    Marry the Edge, he is sexy, shag the script and leave the nickelback in a room with the Iona institute which is worse than death


  • #38
    Lavinia
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    if id have the answer i dont think id be typing this here :d)


  • #39
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    Lavinia wrote:
    if id have the answer i dont think id be typing this here :d)

    True! It's a regular problem for me, not being able to sleep, but tonight it's worse than ever. Hoped to get a few new ideas that I haven't tried yet. Ah well!


  • #40
    -=al=-
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,328 ✭✭✭-=al=-


    Youtube some meditation sounds/audio/video... That seems to do the trick for me.


  • #41
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    -=al=- wrote:
    Youtube some meditation sounds/audio/video... That seems to do the trick for me.


    I would normally listen to white noise but one of my cats keeps chewing my earphone cords so I can't anymore :(


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  • #42
    jacksie66
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  • #43
    -=al=-
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    I would normally listen to white noise but one of my cats keeps chewing my earphone cords so I can't anymore :(

    If you can use your phone go for it. I just put the volume on low and it works almost all the time once you get into the meditation! Get a youtube app that lets you lock/turn off the screen on your phone and you're in business.

    "YT player" works pretty good. I even have a mediation playlist of the best ones.


  • #44
    mansize
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    Still awake 😭


  • #45
    KingBrian2
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    Have I just entered the Twilight thread. This place is going bonkers.:confused:


  • #46
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Sleeping meditation.


  • #47
    stefanovich
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    Watch IT as a bedtime movie.


  • #48
    Mickey H
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    Beat the clown to death with his own shoes. They should be big enough.

    Problem solved. ;)


  • #49
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Tips for not sleeping.
    - phone a friend in a different timezone
    - watch cartoons
    - watch YouTube videos of baby elephants
    - get up and clean the house
    - wake whoevers beside you and tell them you can't sleep
    - ride/cuddle
    - set alarm for time you need to be up for. You'll fall asleep about 50 mins beforehand.
    - take sleeping pills/Valium


  • #50
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Tips for not sleeping.
    - phone a friend in a different timezone
    - watch cartoons
    - watch YouTube videos of baby elephants
    - get up and clean the house
    - wake whoevers beside you and tell them you can't sleep
    - ride/cuddle
    - set alarm for time you need to be up for. You'll fall asleep about 50 mins beforehand.
    - take sleeping pills/Valium

    -Fap
    -Get drunk!


  • #51
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Ok whoever reads this next question

    Marry Shag, Kill


    Rhianna, Margot Robbie, and Posh Spice


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  • #52
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    I'd marry and shag margot robbie, babe!!!
    I'd party with rhianna.
    Kill posh spice


  • #53
    This Fat Girl Runs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,776 ✭✭✭This Fat Girl Runs


    LexieOnRale wrote:
    Tips for not sleeping. - phone a friend in a different timezone - watch cartoons - watch YouTube videos of baby elephants - get up and clean the house - wake whoevers beside you and tell them you can't sleep - ride/cuddle - set alarm for time you need to be up for. You'll fall asleep about 50 mins beforehand. - take sleeping pills/Valium

    Good tips. Thanks! Only have the cats beside me though, they don't give a rats if I can sleep or not :P


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