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Can't sleep; clown'll eat me...

  • 07-06-2016 01:39AM
    #1
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    What's your best tip for beating insomnia? Aside from putting the phone down I mean. I'm beyond that stage tonight!


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  • #2
    moleyv
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    Eat the clown


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
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    Clowns are like people.

    Most of them are ****


  • #4
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Im the same want to play 20 questions


  • #5
    NikoTopps
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    Fúck 'em.


  • #6
    jamesbere
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    Riding sheep





























    No wait counting sheep


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  • #7
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    moleyv wrote:
    Eat the clown

    That would give me indigestion. :P

    spud82 wrote:
    Im the same want to play 20 questions

    Only 20?


  • #8
    spud82
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    That would give me indigestion. :P




    Only 20?

    Ok haha

    Marry Shag and Kill Trump, Clinton (Hilary) and Sanders


  • #9
    degsie
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    moleyv wrote: »
    Eat the clown

    Don't clowns taste funny?


  • #10
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    spud82 wrote:
    Marry Shag and Kill Trump, Clinton (Hilary) and Sanders


    Kill Trump (obvs :p), marry Clinton (I get the Lincoln bedroom!) and who is Sanders?

    My turn : M, S, K Enda, Micheal and Leo.


  • #11
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Ah FFS

    I would shag leo but he is gay, so wouldn't do that, Id marry him and he could do what he wanted, Id shag Michael and I would kill enda but he is a friend of the OHs so maybe I'd kill Trump and Putin instead

    MKS Bill Clinton Willie O'Dea, and Tubs


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  • #12
    Lyaiera
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    If you don't go to bed OP it's not the clown you'll be worried about. I'll fecking kill you if you wake me up! /Mammy voice.


  • #13
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    don't spank us hahaa


  • #14
    mansize
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    Marry Bill shag bill kill the other two

    Bertie, Cowen, Mary Harney


  • #15
    endacl
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Clowns are like people.

    Most of them are ****

    **** are like clowns. Most of them are people.


  • #16
    darkpagandeath
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  • #17
    spud82
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    mansize wrote: »
    Marry Bill shag bill kill the other two

    Bertie, Cowen, Mary Harney

    Bill is MINE haha

    Id marry Bertie and take all his money and the same with the other two so I could run to America seduce Bill and live happily ever after


  • #18
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    spud82 wrote:
    I would shag leo but he is gay, so wouldn't do that, Id marry him and he could do what he wanted, Id shag Michael and I would kill enda but he is a friend of the OHs so maybe I'd kill Trump and Putin instead

    spud82 wrote:
    MKS Bill Clinton Willie O'Dea, and Tubs

    Keeping it tough...ouch! Ok. Kill Bill, marry Willie and shag Tubs. Then scrub myself with a wire brush in a scalding hot shower after each one.

    MSK. Bono. Bruce. Jagger.


  • #19
    spud82
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    Mother of moses I ****inmng hate clowns


  • #20
    Shint0
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    What's your best tip for beating insomnia? Aside from putting the phone down I mean. I'm beyond that stage tonight!

    Read some of the myriad of immigration/multiculturalism threads on boards. Round and round the merry-go-round.........3-2-1


  • #21
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    mansize wrote:
    Bertie, Cowen, Mary Harney


    Kill, kill and kill.


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  • #22
    spud82
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    ok easy one

    Id have Ray Charles, Prince Bowie Bruce, and U2 and my dream concert


  • #23
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    spud82 wrote:
    Id have Ray Charles, Prince Bowie Bruce, and U2 and my dream concert

    That would be quite the concert! Add Brian Molko of Placebo and count me in!


  • #24
    spud82
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    That would be quite the concert! Add Brian Molko of Placebo and count me in!

    Oh and Faithless,Groove Armada and Example


  • #25
    mansize
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    spud82 wrote: »
    ok easy one

    Id have Ray Charles, Prince Bowie Bruce, and U2 and my dream concert

    Marry Ray Charles
    Shag Prince & Bowie
    Kill the rest


  • #26
    mansize
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Keeping it tough...ouch! Ok. Kill Bill, marry Willie and shag Tubs. Then scrub myself with a wire brush in a scalding hot shower after each one.

    MSK. Bono. Bruce. Jagger.

    Marry Bruce Shag Jagger kill Bono

    MSK
    Hillary Clintion Angela Merkel, Christine le Garde


  • #27
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    spud82 wrote:
    Oh and Faithless,Groove Armada and Example

    Ironically Faithless' song Insomnia has been my ringtone ever since I first got a mobile phone. Go figure :P


  • #28
    spud82
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    This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »
    Ironically Faithless' song Insomnia has been my ringtone ever since I first got a mobile phone. Go figure :P

    haha SNAP!!!!


  • #29
    This Fat Girl Runs
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    mansize wrote:
    MSK Hillary Clintion Angela Merkel, Christine le Garde

    I'm trying to get some sleep, not induce nightmares!


  • #30
    mansize
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    spud82 wrote: »
    haha SNAP!!!!

    Rhythm is a dancer


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  • #31
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    De de de dah...


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