Seeing as nobodys asked the question

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 03:29AM

Here's a step by step instruction guide for you. Just for when you catch up

http://m.wikihow.com/Apply-Makeup-as-a-Man

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 03:31AM

I'm off to bed but it may take me some time.
By the time I remove my fake eyelashes, fake lips, highlights, fake eyes(:eek:), makeup and my wooden leg, it could be morning.:)

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 03:32AM

makingmecrazy wrote: »

I'm off to bed but it may take me some time.
By the time I remove my fake eyelashes, fake lips, highlights, fake eyes(:eek:), makeup and my wooden leg, it could be morning.:)

And then you need to be up super early to put it all back on again. Life can be so cruel.

FizzleSticks · 17-05-2016 03:34AM

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makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 03:35AM

Shint0 wrote: »

And then you need to be up super early to put it all back on again. Life can be so cruel.

Why bother?

And if I can't find my eyeballs in the morning, I'm in dire straights to get the wooden leg back on :eek:

Sam Quentin · 17-05-2016 03:45AM

@Makingmecrazy looks like he'll just settle for any old port in a storm....... lmao

Ohhhhh shít is Makingmecrazy a woman.......

NIMAN · 17-05-2016 04:53AM

Why am I reminded of this scene?

Wibbs · 17-05-2016 06:11AM

FizzleSticks wrote: »

Why do you have to be such a killjoy? Can we not have one thread where we complain about women??

Or one where someone asks a question and the cackle gang don't show up to tell the presumably male OP that he's a sad sexless little man who is crap in bed for asking the question.

Personally not a fan of makeup. Prefer the "natural look" IE human. And yes I can tell. The overdone near theatrical stuff I really don't like, but whatever floats your boat. Free country and all. Though IMH all that paint and false frontage is extremely pressurising on women(though I can see how it could be a cloak of comfort too).

Lyaiera · 17-05-2016 06:13AM

*cackles*

Edit: And what I mean by that is it's only a bit of banter. Lighten up. No need to be so offended. Can't make a joke these days without someone crying about the cackle gang.

Esel · 17-05-2016 06:16AM

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Bridge finance can be applied for.

Esel · 17-05-2016 06:24AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Or one where someone asks a question and the cackle gang don't show up to tell the presumably male OP that he's a sad sexless little man who is crap in bed for asking the question.

Personally not a fan of makeup. Prefer the "natural look" IE human. And yes I can tell. The overdone near theatrical stuff I really don't like, but whatever floats your boat. Free country and all. Though IMH all that paint and false frontage is extremely pressurising on women(though I can see how it could be a cloak of comfort too).

Triple Echo?

Not getting the 'cloak of comfort' reference. Please don't explain. Tmi and all that.

PARlance · 17-05-2016 06:29AM

Haven't really noticed the lips thing but the catapillar eyebrows thing has me.

Esel · 17-05-2016 06:37AM

PARlance wrote: »

Haven't really noticed the lips thing but the catapillar eyebrows thing has me.

Has you what? Questioning the answer?

Not yuo, but I see dead posters.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-05-2016 08:08AM

Threads like this always make me laugh. Men thinking women wear makeup and alter their appearance to please them. As if.

As if I'm going out, spending all my money trying to impress someone who couldn't tell the difference between myth and snob.

If women are happy doing their faces, they're doing it for themselves.

Speedwell · 17-05-2016 08:19AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Threads like this always make me laugh. Men thinking women wear makeup and alter their appearance to please them. As if.

As if I'm going out, spending all my money trying to impress someone who couldn't tell the difference between myth and snob.

If women are happy doing their faces, they're doing it for themselves.

As a member of the last generation obliged to wear pantyhose everywhere, I can state that if we're unhappy doing our faces, it's probably for work. Of course at my age I don't even get a "you look nice" from my husband anymore, and I confuse the cats. One time I literally forgot to do my face before heading off to the office (I was working from home four days a week) and my boss said, "Something looks different about you". I said, to be mischievous, "I did my makeup different today". He said, "Oh. ... I like that shade of lipstick; it looks natural on you". As an Aspie myself, sometimes I go all guilty when I tease the engineers.

Edit: As an Aspie, I also just now realized, six years after the fact, that he was probably trying to tell me I looked especially appealing to him that day. DOH.

Contributor 2013 · 17-05-2016 08:40AM

Genuinely find it distasteful/unattractive to see a woman out and about who looks like she'd need a shovel to clear the make-up off her face. I don't mention it because it's their choice to look that way and if they're happy, good luck to them.

Having said of all that - why is it we live in a society where women feel the need to do that?

Less is definitely more imo, but hey, who am I to challenge a hundred years of societal evolution where even very early teens feel the need to cake themselves in the latest most expensive products they can get their hands on. Also where's the parenting aspect to it all.

Meh.

Pac1Man · 17-05-2016 08:43AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

If women are happy doing their faces, they're doing it for themselves.

That's a common misconception. I'm not saying they are doing it for men, but it is for the benefit of others.

It extends to the clothes we wear, the haircut we have whether people like to admit it or not.

It is how we want to be perceived when people view us. It's a bit pathetic but such is life. If you or I or anyone was the last person on earth, we wouldn't care less what was on our face or what we were wearing.

Although there are people who truly don't care what they look like and more power to them.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-05-2016 09:02AM

Pac1Man wrote: »

That's a common misconception. I'm not saying they are doing it for men, but it is for the benefit of others.

It extends to the clothes we wear, the haircut we have whether people like to admit it or not.

It is how we want to be perceived when people view us. It's a bit pathetic but such is life. If you or I or anyone was the last person on earth, we wouldn't care less what was on our face or what we were wearing.

Although there are people who truly don't care what they look like and more power to them.

It's not a misconception. It's a misconception to think women apply makeup to their faces to impress an uneducated eye. Do you think a man can appreciate a well done cut crease? Do you think a man notices a perfect winged eyeliner? Do you think he appreciates higher cheekbones? If you asked a man what colour lipstick I had on this morning, he'd tell you pink. It's not any pink though. It's candy yum yum. It's a pink with blue undertones. I love looking at women with nice makeup and trying to figure out and guess what products she's got on.
I don't get up at 6:20 to paint my face to give some old man on the train something to look at in between reading the paper and eating oranges. I do it for me because it's something I love doing.

17-05-2016 09:04AM

NIMAN wrote: »

Here's another question, why do "HD BROWS" look like big fat slugs?

I prefer my brows in 720p.

pone2012 wrote: »

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Things I've seen - fake arses (no seriously, arse padding!), fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake earlobes in one instance, and fake everything else.

It's like you'd be waking up beside someone that was nothing like who you went to bed with.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-05-2016 09:09AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I prefer my brows in 720p.

Things I've seen - fake arses (no seriously, arse padding!), fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake earlobes in one instance, and fake everything else.

It's like you'd be waking up beside someone that was nothing like who you went to bed with.

Are you sure you weren't mistaking your blowup for an actual woman? In which case - she'll still be there looking the same in the morning

17-05-2016 09:12AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Are you sure you weren't mistaking your blowup for an actual woman? In which case - she'll still be there looking the same in the morning

If slightly deflated.

maudgonner · 17-05-2016 09:48AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Or one where someone asks a question and the cackle gang don't show up to tell the presumably male OP that he's a sad sexless little man who is crap in bed for asking the question.

He's the one who brought sex into it:

pone2012 wrote: »

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

With an open goal like that, do you really expect women not to respond? And calling us 'the cackle gang'? I would have expected better from you Wibbs.

Zen65 · 17-05-2016 10:04AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Could anyone explain this, please??

No - I have no idea what you're talking about

17-05-2016 10:05AM

I use a dating site and was once talking to a girl, who I thought was attractive and complimented her as such. She then told me how it was all shadows, makeup, and Photoshop. Photoshop?? She was being absolutely serious. She had use it to alter her photos and couldn't understand why I said this seemed slightly deceiving, asking whether I said the same about makeup. Told her makeup was one thing, but digitally altering your photos was another thing entirely.

Do many people do this?! I mean, do some guys? Do whole thing seems very.. misleading.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-05-2016 10:09AM

It's like the filters on snapchat. Filters to give you more colour or to smooth out your skin. Effort of it though. Sometimes I'd use an app like FaceTune to try remove my dimples but I wouldn't put altered pics up on a dating site. Imagine. Expecting beyonce to walk in and it's actually ian Beale. Awks.

17-05-2016 10:11AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's like the filters on snapchat. Filters to give you more colour or to smooth out your skin. Effort of it though. Sometimes I'd use an app like FaceTune to try remove my dimples but I wouldn't put altered pics up on a dating site. Imagine. Expecting beyonce to walk in and it's actually ian Beale. Awks.

This is it exactly. Filters. Black and white photos. Whatever else is not that bad, because you're not exactly changing your appearance, as such. But from what she was saying she had done quite a lot of work on each one.

anothernight · 17-05-2016 10:11AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Or one where someone asks a question and the cackle gang don't show up to tell the presumably male OP that he's a sad sexless little man who is crap in bed for asking the question.

It's not like he said the majority of women fake orgasms or anything. :rolleyes:

Cackle gang eh? Stay classy...

Zen65 · 17-05-2016 10:13AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I don't get up at 6:20 to paint my face to give some old man on the train something to look at in between reading the paper and eating oranges.

Love that quote . . can't explain why, except that it conjures up an image of some "Last of the Summer Wine" chap eyeing up the women on the train.

sbsquarepants · 17-05-2016 10:24AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

. Sometimes I'd use an app like FaceTune to try remove my dimples but I wouldn't put altered pics up on a dating site.

Why? Dimples are sexy!

Speaking as an auld fella (41) internet dating, tinder and so on came too late for me, when I was single I had to actually leave my house to meet women:eek:
But some dolly bird plastered in make up would very definitely be a last resort, if by some freak chance, my charms failed me and I was leaving the pub without a natural beauty on my arm.:)
One of my first girlfriends quite literally would not leave the house till she'd spent about 2 hours putting on her war paint - popping out of the house on a whim was absolutely out of the question, everything became an ordeal of waiting and planning. We broke up and I swore I'd never go out with anyone like that again and since then I've only gone out with women who don't wear makeup all the time.
If you're going out somewhere special or you want to look particualarly good for some reason then have at it - but 2 hours of waiting to go for a walk in the park, or to go get milk across the road / do grocery shopping or some bullshít or other like that - just no.
Life is short, no woman is worth all that hanging around for!

Pac1Man · 17-05-2016 10:35AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's not a misconception. It's a misconception to think women apply makeup to their faces to impress an uneducated eye. Do you think a man can appreciate a well done cut crease? Do you think a man notices a perfect winged eyeliner? Do you think he appreciates higher cheekbones? If you asked a man what colour lipstick I had on this morning, he'd tell you pink. It's not any pink though. It's candy yum yum. It's a pink with blue undertones. I love looking at women with nice makeup and trying to figure out and guess what products she's got on.
I don't get up at 6:20 to paint my face to give some old man on the train something to look at in between reading the paper and eating oranges. I do it for me because it's something I love doing.

I never said you are doing it for men. That was the whole point of my post!

Pac1Man wrote: »

That's a common misconception. I'm not saying they are doing it for men, but it is for the benefit of others.

Seeing as nobodys asked the question

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