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  • 17-05-2016 12:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭


    I appear to have spotted a trend which has honestly got me baffled:confused:

    Lately, I've noticed more and more women seem to do their lipstick in a fashion that either makes them look like they've had an allergic reaction to peanuts, or they are trying to do their best impression of the Joker in The Dark Knight?

    Could anyone explain this, please??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    They like the way it looks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Sure they're not at that sucking on a bottle cap thing\trend?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    It's called I've gotten a bee sting on the lips but it's not what I usually look like but I'm going to go with it for the hell of it. I'm female and I'm clueless as to why any female would do this to herself. You might look a million dollars now but when all that make up is off you're unrecognisable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,800 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Well maybe no one will get an answer :cool::pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Well the way it works is we take fat from our ass and inject it in our lips. That's called killing two birds with one stone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Shint0 wrote: »
    Well the way it works is we take fat from our ass and inject it in our lips. That's called killing two birds with one stone.

    Let me guess....

    Getting people to kiss your ass without knowingly kissing your ass is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Let me guess....

    Getting people to kiss your ass without knowingly kissing your ass is it?

    Indeed. There's always a novel solution to any problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,188 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Here's another question, why do "HD BROWS" look like big fat slugs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Shint0 wrote: »
    Indeed. There's always a novel solution to any problem.

    Yet, i still dont see the appeal

    Like, even if your lips look larger...they dwarf the rest of your features

    Kinda makes you look like youre using those candy lips or something.....is this supposed to be attractive?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Here's another question, why do "HD BROWS" look like big fat slugs?

    HD Brows? The f*** are those?? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Why do yourself up to the point you look almost like a different person? You can contour this and that, get HD brows and any other treatment that's going but just be happy in the skin you're in ffs. There's no point faking certain aesthetic parts of your appearance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Why do yourself up to the point you look almost like a different person? You can contour this and that, get HD brows and any other treatment that's going but just be happy in the skin you're in ffs. There's no point faking certain aesthetic parts of your appearance.

    Fake eyes
    Fake nails
    Fake Lips
    Fake Tits
    Fake Orgasms

    And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Fake eyes
    Fake nails
    Fake Lips
    Fake Tits
    Fake Orgasms

    And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Yes....women should be dowdy and submissive at all times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Yes....women should be dowdy and submissive at all times.

    My apoligies, Clearly I didnt realise you had to treat every day like Halloween in order to be considered classy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Fake eyes
    Fake nails
    Fake Lips
    Fake Tits
    Fake Orgasms

    And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    If they're faking the orgasms it probably means you're terrible in bed, and they just want you to roll off them and let them get a bit of kip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    If they're faking the orgasms it probably means you're terrible in bed, and they just want you to roll off them and let them get a bit of kip.

    Not a problem I've encountered, just referencing the point


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Fake eyes
    Fake nails
    Fake Lips
    Fake Tits
    Fake Orgasms

    And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Nothing stopping you, pone2012, from slapping on some foundation. Don't you know it 's all the trend with metrosexuals, the forwards man and not the backwards man :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Not a problem I've encountered, just referencing the point

    Right you are, Casanova.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    My apoligies, Clearly I didnt realise you had to treat every day like Halloween in order to be considered classy

    Don't like how a woman looks? Don't look.

    As a matter of fact, if she decides to wear her knickers on her head and uses a magic marker as make up, well if you don't like it, jog on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    pone2012 wrote: »
    I appear to have spotted a trend which has honestly got me baffled:confused:

    Lately, I've noticed more and more women seem to do their lipstick in a fashion that either makes them look like they've had an allergic reaction to peanuts, or they are trying to do their best impression of the Joker in The Dark Knight?

    Could anyone explain this, please??

    NO NO the fake tan and the shades on top of the head! all when it's sunny... Now that's a trend lmao :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Don't like how a woman looks? Don't look.

    As a matter of fact, if she decides to wear her knickers on her head and uses a magic marker as make up, well if you don't like it, jog on.

    Ill Look and comment as I see fit... You dont want people looking or commenting..best not to go out in public that way

    i dont jog either...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Stupid ugly women! Not looking how I want them to!

    I'm so lonely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Ill Look and comment as I see fit... You dont want people looking or commenting..best not to go out in public that way

    i dont jog either...

    Your posts have a theme tbh
    Women...public...looks...behaviour of said women.
    Hmmmm!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Stupid ugly women! Not looking how I want them to!

    I'm so lonely.

    All women should act and behave in the manner I consider suitable for women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    This post has been deleted.

    We take them out at night and place them on the bedside locker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Shint0 wrote: »
    We take them out at night and place them on the bedside locker.

    Not actually ON the locker...in a glass, next to our teeth and our eyelash extensions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    All women should act and behave in the manner I consider suitable for women.

    NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT :p

    I have a dream...where the men of Ireland will wake up beside the same woman they fell asleep beside

    Not a new entity...along with a crushed image of their makeup covered doppelgänger welded to the pillow and bedsheets with fake tan skid-marks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT :p

    I have a dream...where the men of Ireland will wake up beside the same woman they fell asleep beside

    Not a new entity...along with a crushed image of their makeup covered doppelgänger welded to the pillow and bedsheets with fake tan skid-marks

    Best not to date an Irish woman with her opinion and self esteem so :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Best not to date an Irish woman with her opinion and self esteem so :-)
    He doesn't date Irish women :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Best not to date an Irish woman with her opinion and self esteem so :-)

    Interesting point, hmm... does the self esteem also disappear when they apply the baby wipes?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Shint0 wrote: »
    He doesn't date Irish women :D

    I know(no smilies for me as a new user)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Interesting point, hmm... does the self esteem also disappear when they apply the baby wipes?

    I'm not sure you know what self esteem is if you think taking make up off has anything to do with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Yay..smilies :D:D:D

    Well done!

    pone2012 would be of the more puritanical mindset. Last seen in these here parts arond ....1912.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    This post has been deleted.

    Have you not enough pride in yourself to hide your hideous image away from public view so as not to offend others with your troll like appearance? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    I'm not sure you know what self esteem is if you think taking make up off has anything to do with it.

    Don't rise the troll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Shint0 wrote: »
    Don't rise the troll.

    Scary part is that he isnt a troll..he believes in his posts :(

    Me on the other hand, I'm FABULOUS with my big fat lips :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Girls you need to waken up, if we'r not with you and you look like you 'think' your a movie star!? Then inside we'r usually laughing at you...Ohhhh and so is your other girlfriends, mmmm that's what me ex told me.... Jeeeeeez I still miss her :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Let's be honest here

    There are degrees of wearing makeup

    They range from Tasteful to Krusty

    However the majority seem to be steering towards the latter... Hence my question


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


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    Not to mention anything else that can be viewed as "trickery" of the menfolk.
    Heels, pushup bra's, hair colouring, nice clothes.

    Oh wait..aren't these the things that if we don't do, we are slobs and dont look after our appearance and not NEARLY as well kept as our foreign sisters? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Let's be honest here

    There are degrees of wearing makeup

    They range from Tasteful to Krusty

    However the majority seem to be steering towards the latter... Hence my question

    Why does this bother you?
    Aren't you in a relationship?
    Should you be looking at women that way considering you are?
    Or do you just like judging people(esp women) on their appearance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    pone2012 wrote: »
    Let's be honest here

    There are degrees of wearing makeup

    They range from Tasteful to Krusty

    However the majority seem to be steering towards the latter... Hence my question

    Majority of what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Shint0 wrote: »
    Majority of what?

    The majority of Eddie Izzards? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    The majority of Eddie Izzards? :pac:

    Don't answer for him. Let himself dig his own grave


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    Shint0 wrote: »
    Don't answer for him. Let himself dig his own grave

    We might be left waiting :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭jigglypuffstuff


    Why does this bother you?
    Aren't you in a relationship?
    Should you be looking at women that way considering you are?
    Or do you just like judging people(esp women) on their appearance?

    I asked a question..I was curious... God forbid someone ask a question?

    Doesn't bother me I'm curious

    Yes I am..how's that relevant?

    Who said I look at them In any way? (seems you're the one judging here)

    Guys wear makeup now too (apparently) not a trend I've seen but..considering what goes on It wouldn't be considered unusual

    Don't mind really, just curious


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