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jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 01:50AM #1

I appear to have spotted a trend which has honestly got me baffled

Lately, I've noticed more and more women seem to do their lipstick in a fashion that either makes them look like they've had an allergic reaction to peanuts, or they are trying to do their best impression of the Joker in The Dark Knight?

Could anyone explain this, please??

Lyaiera · 17-05-2016 01:55AM

They like the way it looks.

the evasion_kid · 17-05-2016 01:59AM

Sure they're not at that sucking on a bottle cap thing\trend?

KKkitty · 17-05-2016 02:01AM

It's called I've gotten a bee sting on the lips but it's not what I usually look like but I'm going to go with it for the hell of it. I'm female and I'm clueless as to why any female would do this to herself. You might look a million dollars now but when all that make up is off you're unrecognisable.

bodhrandude · 17-05-2016 02:01AM

Well maybe no one will get an answer :cool::pac:

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 02:02AM

Well the way it works is we take fat from our ass and inject it in our lips. That's called killing two birds with one stone.

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:04AM

Shint0 wrote: »

Well the way it works is we take fat from our ass and inject it in our lips. That's called killing two birds with one stone.

Let me guess....

Getting people to kiss your ass without knowingly kissing your ass is it?

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 02:06AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Let me guess....

Getting people to kiss your ass without knowingly kissing your ass is it?

Indeed. There's always a novel solution to any problem.

NIMAN · 17-05-2016 02:09AM

Here's another question, why do "HD BROWS" look like big fat slugs?

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:10AM

Shint0 wrote: »

Indeed. There's always a novel solution to any problem.

Yet, i still dont see the appeal

Like, even if your lips look larger...they dwarf the rest of your features

Kinda makes you look like youre using those candy lips or something.....is this supposed to be attractive?

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:10AM

NIMAN wrote: »

Here's another question, why do "HD BROWS" look like big fat slugs?

HD Brows? The f*** are those?? :eek:

KKkitty · 17-05-2016 02:16AM

Why do yourself up to the point you look almost like a different person? You can contour this and that, get HD brows and any other treatment that's going but just be happy in the skin you're in ffs. There's no point faking certain aesthetic parts of your appearance.

FizzleSticks · 17-05-2016 02:20AM

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jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:21AM

KKkitty wrote: »

Why do yourself up to the point you look almost like a different person? You can contour this and that, get HD brows and any other treatment that's going but just be happy in the skin you're in ffs. There's no point faking certain aesthetic parts of your appearance.

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:23AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes....women should be dowdy and submissive at all times.

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:27AM

makingmecrazy wrote: »

Yes....women should be dowdy and submissive at all times.

My apoligies, Clearly I didnt realise you had to treat every day like Halloween in order to be considered classy

Lyaiera · 17-05-2016 02:28AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

If they're faking the orgasms it probably means you're terrible in bed, and they just want you to roll off them and let them get a bit of kip.

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:30AM

Lyaiera wrote: »

If they're faking the orgasms it probably means you're terrible in bed, and they just want you to roll off them and let them get a bit of kip.

Not a problem I've encountered, just referencing the point

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 02:31AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Fake eyes
Fake nails
Fake Lips
Fake Tits
Fake Orgasms

And yet, they expect a "real man" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Nothing stopping you, pone2012, from slapping on some foundation. Don't you know it 's all the trend with metrosexuals, the forwards man and not the backwards man :pac:

Lyaiera · 17-05-2016 02:31AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Not a problem I've encountered, just referencing the point

Right you are, Casanova.

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:35AM

pone2012 wrote: »

My apoligies, Clearly I didnt realise you had to treat every day like Halloween in order to be considered classy

Don't like how a woman looks? Don't look.

As a matter of fact, if she decides to wear her knickers on her head and uses a magic marker as make up, well if you don't like it, jog on.

Sam Quentin · 17-05-2016 02:39AM

pone2012 wrote: »

I appear to have spotted a trend which has honestly got me baffled

Lately, I've noticed more and more women seem to do their lipstick in a fashion that either makes them look like they've had an allergic reaction to peanuts, or they are trying to do their best impression of the Joker in The Dark Knight?

Could anyone explain this, please??

NO NO the fake tan and the shades on top of the head! all when it's sunny... Now that's a trend lmao :pac::pac::pac:

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:40AM

makingmecrazy wrote: »

Don't like how a woman looks? Don't look.

As a matter of fact, if she decides to wear her knickers on her head and uses a magic marker as make up, well if you don't like it, jog on.

Ill Look and comment as I see fit... You dont want people looking or commenting..best not to go out in public that way

i dont jog either...

Lyaiera · 17-05-2016 02:43AM

Stupid ugly women! Not looking how I want them to!

I'm so lonely.

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:44AM

pone2012 wrote: »

Ill Look and comment as I see fit... You dont want people looking or commenting..best not to go out in public that way

i dont jog either...

Your posts have a theme tbh
Women...public...looks...behaviour of said women.
Hmmmm!

FizzleSticks · 17-05-2016 02:44AM

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makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:44AM

Lyaiera wrote: »

Stupid ugly women! Not looking how I want them to!

I'm so lonely.

All women should act and behave in the manner I consider suitable for women.

Shint0 · 17-05-2016 02:46AM

FizzleSticks wrote: »

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We take them out at night and place them on the bedside locker.

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:48AM

Shint0 wrote: »

We take them out at night and place them on the bedside locker.

Not actually ON the locker...in a glass, next to our teeth and our eyelash extensions.

jigglypuffstuff · 17-05-2016 02:48AM

makingmecrazy wrote: »

All women should act and behave in the manner I consider suitable for women.

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT

I have a dream...where the men of Ireland will wake up beside the same woman they fell asleep beside

Not a new entity...along with a crushed image of their makeup covered doppelgänger welded to the pillow and bedsheets with fake tan skid-marks

makingmecrazy · 17-05-2016 02:50AM

pone2012 wrote: »

NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT

I have a dream...where the men of Ireland will wake up beside the same woman they fell asleep beside

Not a new entity...along with a crushed image of their makeup covered doppelgänger welded to the pillow and bedsheets with fake tan skid-marks

Best not to date an Irish woman with her opinion and self esteem so :-)

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