No Best Man Speech

Spanish Eyes · 02-05-2016 08:56PM

fits wrote: »

The groom and I both said a few words. father of groom welcomed me to family and best man rose a toast to us. All over in five minutes. grannd.

Sounds good to me. Speeches are always betted upon by the guests, to see how long they last.

Just goes to show how much interest the guests have in the actual content when all they are thinking about is "when am I getting me Dinner", LOL.

I usually fekk off to the loo for the duration if I can get away with it.

So formulaic, but then again it's TRADITION!! And some B+Gs like it or think it HAS to be done.

Each to their own.

Ursus Horribilis · 02-05-2016 09:01PM

I'd love to know if anyone who has ever attended a wedding enjoyed the speeches? They're the most contrived, boring, cringe-worthy abominations known to mankind. Well, maybe not quite but they're up there.

Spanish Eyes · 02-05-2016 09:11PM

Odus fell down wrote: »

I'd love to know if anyone who has ever attended a wedding enjoyed the speeches? They're the most contrived, boring, cringe-worthy abominations known to mankind. Well, maybe not quite but they're up there.

I agree. Everyone hates them, and dreads how long they will last.

But it is tradition. That few care about now I think.

In fairness, me being a bit of a wimp I am always concerned for the speechmakers in case they are nervous or drunk or WTF.

But honestly There should just be a bit of a big screen there, with thank you recorded in this day and age, and let everyone get on with the grub, the chat, the craic.

Xaracatz · 02-05-2016 09:16PM

I attended the wedding of my (now ex's) best friend. The ex was the best man, and himself and the groom had been mates forever.

The speech was long, brilliant, and hilarious - for those of us who knew those buddies. But there were a lot of distant relatives there who didn't have a clue what was going on, and didn't get a lot of the references.

Each to their own really. This was a speech made by one friend to another, basically recapping the awesome journey the groom took, which culminated in his meeting, and marrying his now wife. If I get married, I'd love to have a best friend stand up and do the same.

I think that's the purpose of a best man's speech, but let him off if he's not comfortable and if you're ok with that.

Maireadio · 02-05-2016 09:20PM

Odus fell down wrote: »

I'd love to know if anyone who has ever attended a wedding enjoyed the speeches?

I've really enjoyed lots of speeches. If they are touching, heartfelt and succinct, they can be great.

Having said that, there is certainly no big deal about not having a best man speech or any speeches. Guests will think "Oh, that's new" and then quickly get back to chatting.

cocoman · 02-05-2016 09:33PM

No big deal if there's no best man speech.
Fair play to you for not putting any pressure on him. It's a very daunting task for some people.
We had speeches before the meal as everyone can really enjoy the meal then without their stomach being in knots.

If he wants to do something (apart from all the other usual duties) what about him putting together some sort of power point presentation (pics, short stories, video clips from people who couldn't be there, etc) and stick it on a couple of monitors/tv's around the place that people can view after the meal.

ChewChew · 02-05-2016 09:41PM

I've always enjoyed the speeches (that don't go on forever and a day) but can I remember them? No! Op, I wouldn't worry about there not being a best mans speech one bit

ChampagnePop · 03-05-2016 10:26AM

Odus fell down wrote: »

I'd love to know if anyone who has ever attended a wedding enjoyed the speeches? They're the most contrived, boring, cringe-worthy abominations known to mankind. Well, maybe not quite but they're up there.

I love the speeches, the last wedding I was at had four and although it was long, it was so heartfelt and I thought very special. The ceremony can be very routine, the speeches tend to be far more personal.

If you don't want speeches or they're not possible, then I agree that your better off leaving them out, but they're one of the highlights for me at weddings. Judging by the comments here I'm in the minority

_Brian · 03-05-2016 10:34AM

funkey_monkey wrote: »

Yeah, but does the best man at least have to introduce the speech makers?

Is there a minimum to be said?

No , no minimum. It's all open to whatever works for you. I got drafted in to be best man at. Wedding years ago only knowing the groom in passing and having never met the bride before, two weeks before the day the actual best man was hospitalised. None of the grooms mates were willing to step in at short notice and I was very friendly with the best man who asked would I help out.

No speech, I introduced other speakers and did grace before/after. Then drifted off into the background at the reception.

Do what suits you and honestly no one will notice or care too much. The only thing you'll ever hear about speeches is if there are too many or they are too long.

Sunny Dayz · 03-05-2016 12:24PM

I think the formalities of wedding speeches have eased off considerably. There is no requirement for the best man to speak. Would one of the other groomsmen speak instead?
I've been to weddings over the last few years where the bride has made a speech, even a bridesmaid made a speech at one. I've been to a wedding where there was a bit of worry as to what the best man would say (expected a pure pi$$ take of a speech, but it was actually ok). I think at this stage it's just whomever at the top table wants to speak, decide amongst themselves who thanks who so that everyone has been covered and thanked. If the best man really had to speak, would he do the reading the cards from those who could not attend bit

JoeDubMan · 03-05-2016 12:43PM

I'm kind of in the same situation as the OP's bestman. I have a wedding coming up soon for which I am bestman. I recently lost my father and have been suffering from anxiety and depression since his death. But the groom is a good friend of mine and I am determined to go but I am really not looking forward to giving a speech either as I am mentally not in a good place. Should I tell the groom?

Sapphire · 03-05-2016 05:21PM

I only remember the details of the awful speeches. The good ones, I remember I laughed but could not tell you now what the content was.

lazygal · 04-05-2016 09:51AM

JoeDubMan wrote: »

I'm kind of in the same situation as the OP's bestman. I have a wedding coming up soon for which I am bestman. I recently lost my father and have been suffering from anxiety and depression since his death. But the groom is a good friend of mine and I am determined to go but I am really not looking forward to giving a speech either as I am mentally not in a good place. Should I tell the groom?

I'd hate to think a friend of mine was stressing out so I'd tell the groom. I'm sure any half decent mate would completely understand if you didn't want to do a speech.

stinkle · 07-05-2016 09:16PM

JoeDubMan wrote: »

I'm kind of in the same situation as the OP's bestman. I have a wedding coming up soon for which I am bestman. I recently lost my father and have been suffering from anxiety and depression since his death. But the groom is a good friend of mine and I am determined to go but I am really not looking forward to giving a speech either as I am mentally not in a good place. Should I tell the groom?

So sorry for your loss. Definitely talk to the groom about this, a problem shared is a problem halved and all that. If any of our speech-givers had an issue I would totally have preferred to know that's how they felt and would have been 100% fine if they wanted to opt out.

Our best man is no stranger to being outgoing or public speaking or speaking his mind, but he had a wobble in the run-up and asked my OH to meet up so he could go through it with him in advance. Would that be an option for you? You could even write something and get someone else to read it on the day on your behalf. Good friends will want to support you and not have anyone feel uncomfortable on the day.

Toots · 07-05-2016 11:44PM

Sometimes the B&G would give the best man envelopes with cash/cheques to pay vendors/priest/church musician etc on the day. Also the best man will usually get handed wedding cards by guests throughout the day.

mikeymouse · 08-05-2016 01:25AM

there's nothing worse than one of those templates from "bestmanspeechesdotcom" or "fatherofthebridedotcom"

Jasper79 · 09-05-2016 01:52PM

I'm getting married in September, knew my best man wouldn't be up for doing a speech so no probs.

Fear of public speaking myself too, so will just be a quick thanks to bride/wedding party/guests and on with the party.

Don't see the point in causing unnecessary stress for those involved on what's meant to be a day of celebrating.

Gatica · 09-05-2016 02:46PM

No need to have speeches for anyone that doesn't wanna speak. Usually most guests are relieved not to have to sit through them, they can be quite long and boring. There's the odd time of course it can be fun and interesting, but that's usually the exception...

Unz88 · 15-05-2016 10:54PM

I think it's totally OK to nominate someone other than the best man to make a speech. The qualities that make a good best man don't always translate into a good or a willing speaker. Pick the best orator out of the guests.

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