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Flash Mobs

  • 06-07-2003 05:43PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭


    Heres an interesting idea to mess with peoples heads:

    Flash Mobs

    Groups of people meet at locations for a brief few minutes and cause a scene and then just dissolve away. Its kind of like performance art.

    Another use for boards people.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    me like.
    Maybe if one person started speaking in tongues and then everybody else started chanting "Hail Azuria. Hail Azuria" in Stephen's Green for 5 minutes and then left.

    Cos that would scare the poo out of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    I like would anyone seriously like to do this for a laugh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    That seems so class, it would be pretty easy to organise one for cork since we have Peoplesrepublicofcork.com an all. Anyone care to organise one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Might be fun to do alright. D-Generate, start a thread in the South Forum for a local flash mob. :)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    the term "flash mob" could be... misleading :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭drrnwbb




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Originally posted by yellum
    Might be fun to do alright. D-Generate, start a thread in the South Forum for a local flash mob. :)
    Three members of online community Boards.ie were arrested in Cork yesterday evening when they tried to arrange a new phenomenon known as a "flash mob" outside the Capitol Cineplex cinema. The term "flash mob" originated from meetings of activists and performance artists hastily arranged over the Internet and mobile phones, however the Cork trio appear to have misunderstood the term and arrived on the scene wearing black leather trenchcoats, sunglasses and little else. A minor panic ensued when the "Boardsters" - calling themselves Neo, Tank and Morpheus after characters in cult movie series "The Matrix" - formed a tight circle and exposed themselves to passers-by. The Boardster calling himself Tank, seemingly disoriented by the entire episode, also screamed "Beam me up Scotty" repeatedly at the audience, who by now had settled down to enjoy the performance and were heard to be muttering words like "weiner" and "haemaphrodite". The Gardaí arrived shortly afterwards and removed the miscreants from the scene.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Flash Mob
    Not Flesh mob
    Pah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭Kone


    sound like a laugh :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,328 ✭✭✭Sev


    I'm liking the Hail Azuria idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    Definitely do it, Set up a thread with time and date, meet in Stephen's green, But make sure we all do something that is legal, something that the cops couldn't sting you on, like diturbing the peace.

    Im up for it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    maybe get a few ideas and do a poll on the best one. Do a multiple choice poll with different times and dates to see how many people actually want to do it at any time. have to be something people will actually do when it comes to it. The chanting part of my idea would be ok for instance but is there anyone who's going to pretend to have a religious fit in front of loads of people? Would work with just the chanting otherwise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    LOL that was brilliant dahamsta, when I first saw the words Flash Mob I thought it was a group of flashers aswell, easy mistake..... Are they illegal or what? I mean Flash Mos not Flasher Mobs :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    I got a bit confused, because I wanted to fit the line "matters were delayed for another moment while Neo went for a slash", but it wouldn't fit. So to speak.

    Anyway, I think it depends on the number, I think that if you reach a certain number it would be defined as a "gathering" or somesuch, and would have to be "licenced" by the Gardaí. Yellum, you're a treehugger troublemaker, you should know this stuff...?

    {btw, i would be /so/ on for something like this. two instances in fact, one performance, one activist}

    adam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Treehugger ? I'm a tree burner. Look at my work history. :)

    I'll look into it.

    /me rings gardai

    "so if I had 79 people its legal but 80 and its not ? Okay. Thanks. Oh no reason. "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    Neo V the smiths in eyre square in Galway.

    get 100 lads who are the same size get some make-up to make them all the same but also that ya need them to learn the fights. and u need them to hide somewhere. In the moive neo fights only a few smiths but more and more come running out buildings to fight him to pull this off u need trucks in other parts in eyre square full smiths.

    If we did something like that I'm joining in. It be so cool if that happened.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    "so if I had 79 people its legal but 80 and its not ? Okay. Thanks. Oh no reason. "

    ROFL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 429 ✭✭Epitaph


    Neo V the smiths in eyre square in Galway.

    I didn't know that there was old Smiths' remixes out. Zhivago on Eyre Square, you say? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    There is only one real choice.


    Eircom HQ. Fake death if anyone inside looks out. Big enough crowd that would be funny :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    I'm just thinking. Do something like the Radiohead video "Just".

    Everyone just gather outside and then all fall down and lie there for a few minutes and move on.

    We'll need people with digital and video cameras to record this "performance"

    Have no purpose advertised for the event. No placards and no comments from those taking part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    If everyone formed a giant conga line in St. Stephen's Green and ran all the way down Grafton St. I'm sure lots of other people would join the line for the craic.

    When I first read this I also though something similar to Just were everyone falls down would be funny. You would need cameras, preferably hidden, to video peoples reaction.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Everyone just gather outside and then all fall down and lie there for a few minutes and move on.

    I saw a bunch of lads do that one day on Oliver Plunkett Street. They were obviously on a session, about a dozen of them, and all at once the lot of them collapsed in a big heap outside the Bodhrán. Just for a couple of seconds, then they all got up again and when on their merry way. Very funny moment.

    I like Dusty's idea. I can just see a load of Boardsters mugging horrific deaths every time someone looked out. Clutching hearts and throats, hands raised clawlike... :)

    adam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    I like that congo idea, or else people all collapseing and lie down at the entrance to some building, all over the steps, it would look class.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    These are all good ideas, but is anyone gonna organize this thing, also whats boards.ie mods opinion, if it got back to the media could it cause boards.ie any damage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    might be good publicity. Don;t think it would cause damage unless we organised something antisocial.

    Think the Radiohead video idea is good but that most people who saw it would just think "oh they're doing that thing from the Radiohead video." Something more originalwould be better I think.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    or else any americans around might think it's a biological weapon attack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    I like the sounds of this Flash Mob stuff.. lotf os fun could be had.

    The best is to follow Dustaz and yellum's plan but make some slight changes.

    At the exact same time on the same day outside the Eircom offices in Galway, Cork and Dublin a mod gather and then fall down [while being filmed] and after a few min run away.

    Though the most important thing is to have it happen in all 3 cities at the ame time outside the eircom buildings... would be best then :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    Mordeth or else any americans around might think it's a biological weapon attack.

    ah ha ha ha lets all laugh at the american people. Show how hip and freethinking we are by making inane bigoted remarks!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Originally posted by MrNuked


    Think the Radiohead video idea is good but that most people who saw it would just think "oh they're doing that thing from the Radiohead video." Something more originalwould be better I think.

    Those that saw the Radiohead vid are in the minority not the majority.

    And a flash mob is original. It borrows from other things but the idea of doing this is original enough.


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