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Potential Partner Questionnaire

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    #32
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Which question is that the answer to? :D
    I think it was
    Are you easy? :)


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    #33
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I'm Ron Burgundy?


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    #34
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    "Youve got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk? "


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    #35
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,585 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?"


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    #36
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Do you have breasts?
    Can I see them?


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    #37
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Can you smell the colour eight ?
    Have you ever been to Navan ?


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    #38
    stimpson
    Registered Users Posts: 7,817 ✭✭✭stimpson


    JustShon wrote: »
    Yes, this is an entirely serious thread about how we should all genuinely issue questionnaires to potential partners. It is not meant for entertainment value at all.
    Chickarooney wrote: »
    Do you take things way too seriously?
    silly wrote: »
    Really.

    Do I need to put a disclaimer on my thread to say that it's a joke.

    My poor husband, how on earth can he be with someone like me!

    Whoosh...


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    #39
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,873 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    What has happened to all the other men on Earth to say that you're talking to me?

    /sad


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    #40
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Hey Monke, how you doin'? :cool:



    (Nuclear holocaust btw)


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    #41
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark?

    Yes [ ]
    No [ ]
    Don't know [ ]


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    #42
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Was your mother a hamster?
    What did your father smell of?


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    #43
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    How big is the shark


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    #44
    The Young Wan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭The Young Wan


    silly wrote: »


    have you ever made a potential partner fill out a questionaire? Y/N

    Irony.


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    #45
    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Was your mother a hamster?
    What did your father smell of?

    In whose general direction do you fart?


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    #46
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Do ya like to go swimmin with long legged wimmin?

    Do ya like the smella a pink umbrella?


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    #47
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    How big is the shark

    Its big. I don't know how big, but its big. Its a big shark.


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    #48
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Its big. I don't know how big, but its big. Its a big shark.

    Then how big is the boat? Will we need a bigger one, do ya think?


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    #49
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Then how big is the boat? Will we need a bigger one, do ya think?

    The boat is an irrelevance if there's a boy that can outswim the big shark.

    I can't emphasise enough how big this shark is


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    #50
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    recylingbin wrote: »
    The boat is an irrelevance if there's a boy that can outswim the big shark.

    I can't emphasise enough how big this shark is

    How deep is the water?


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    #51
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    How deep is the water?

    Deep enough for a big shark, but not so deep that an aircraft carrier would comfortably sail.


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    #52
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Deep enough for a big shark, but not so deep that an aircraft carrier would comfortably sail.

    So we're talking about a fjord here. I guess a good question would be, 'are you Norweigan' :)


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    #53
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Damn it, bring back the trivial annoyances thread.


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    #54
    Speedwell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    How long is a piece of string?


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    #55
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    So we're talking about a fjord here. I guess a good question would be, 'are you Norweigan' :)

    Or from KillaryHarbourIreland'sOnlyFjord?

    (That's the way they always advertise it - never just Killary Harbour, they always stick 'Ireland's Only Fjord' on the end :))


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    #56
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Do you have Road frontage?


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    #57
    TheDriver
    Registered Users Posts: 12,423 ✭✭✭✭TheDriver


    Would u pay a water bill??


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    #58
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Are you a gold digger?
    Do you have a sense of entitlement?
    Will you want half the farm if we split up?


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    #59
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Would you like to be buried with my people?
    Used as a proposal of marriage in some quarters


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    #60
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,638 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Do you like passion in a relationship? *


    *I'm a crazy self-absorbed cnut who thinks interminable, exhausting arguments are symptomatic of a free spirit.


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    stimpson wrote: »
    I feel sorry for your husband.
    stimpson wrote: »
    Because your need to humiliate potential partners with a questionaire points to you issues with narcissistic personality disorder.

    I bet she's a lot more fun than you are!


    My questions would be:

    Are you willing to settle disputes via competitive dance-off?

    Would you object to me singing Time Warp in the shower?

    Have you ever described yourself as an egalitarian?

    Have you ever discussed football or how much you can lift or cars for more than twenty minutes?

    How often do you wash?

    Have you ever taken a loan and never paid it back?

    What are the secrets of the universe? 42 is not an acceptable answer.

    Do you think Jeremy Clarkson is a misunderstood genius?


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