Shít eyebrows

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 19-04-2016 11:18pm #1

Mostly women, some gay lads. Stop painting eyebrows on your face, you already have them you don't need to shave them off and paint them back on again. You look utterly gormless.

Ok thanks for your time.

Baron Kurtz · 19-04-2016 11:19pm

Unibrow, all the way. Like Maggie's nemesis.

ahnowbrowncow · 19-04-2016 11:20pm

The Hunky Monster wrote: »

Mostly women, some gay lads. Stop painting eyebrows on your face, you already have them you don't need to shave them off and paint them back on again. You look utterly gormless.

Ok thanks for your time.

No, thank you for them putting them in their place.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 19-04-2016 11:20pm

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

No, thank you for them putting them in their place.

It was no trouble.

me_irl · 19-04-2016 11:20pm

*eagle screech*

smash · 19-04-2016 11:21pm

This seems appropriate

The Backwards Man · 19-04-2016 11:22pm

Eyebrows are for keeping the sweat from your eyes when you're footing turf or gathering spuds. They're about as useful as a tail on most of ye

me_irl · 19-04-2016 11:22pm

smash wrote: »

This seems appropriate

Holy f*ck, I think the last one stole christmas.

smash · 19-04-2016 11:24pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Eyebrows are for keeping the sweat from your eyes when you're footing turf or gathering spuds. They're about as useful as a tail on most of ye

I use my tail to wipe my arse!

Cathy.C · 19-04-2016 11:25pm

That Helen Wood girl from Brig Brother does eyebrows for a living now. Seen her Twitter page one day and she had tons of before and after shots and I thought to myself 'Actually they're quite good' and then I realized the bottom photo was the before shot, not the first and what she had actually done was destroy girl's eyebrows not make them nice or even better.

coffee_cake · 19-04-2016 11:25pm

No I'm fabulous

smash · 19-04-2016 11:26pm

bluewolf wrote: »

No I'm fabulous

Did you try and vagazzle your face again?

coffee_cake · 19-04-2016 11:28pm

smash wrote: »

Did you try and vagazzle your face again?

"try"
:cool:

9de5q7tsr8u2im · 19-04-2016 11:30pm

smash wrote: »

This seems appropriate

Holy mother of...
The last 2, i'd never think the same again about eyebrows

KERSPLAT! · 19-04-2016 11:31pm

I like mine

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/worst-eyebrows-4.jpg

19-04-2016 11:33pm

Tim Curry sparked this trend. Inspired by Groucho Marx.

maudgonner · 19-04-2016 11:36pm

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

the evasion_kid · 19-04-2016 11:38pm

They are awful.makes them look like a praying mantis...

https://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F2%2F27%2FFace_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg%2F522px-Face_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3AFace_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg&docid=1F7JxOh9il5-uM&tbnid=7YSoAJQiOCzoiM%3A&w=522&h=480&client=tablet-android-acer&bih=962&biw=601&ved=0ahUKEwixrpTR4ZvMAhWMAMAKHYCjBH0QMwhLKB8wHw&iact=mrc&uact=8

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-04-2016 11:41pm

My eyebrows are boss. Eyebrows are my best feature. I love eyebrows. Love love love.

One eyed Jack · 19-04-2016 11:45pm

maudgonner wrote: »

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

Still would...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-04-2016 11:47pm

maudgonner wrote: »

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

Hola mamasita her eyebrows are the least of her worries. That lipliner tho

Fox_In_Socks · 19-04-2016 11:53pm

The Mona Lisa looks odd cause she doesn't have any. Fact.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 20-04-2016 12:08am

What about this doll? She was on Claire Brynes show a few weeks ago. Does she actually think she looks good or that they somehow improve her? She looks downright stupid IMO.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 20-04-2016 6:37pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

What about this doll? She was on Claire Brynes show a few weeks ago. Does she actually think she looks good or that they somehow improve her? She looks downright stupid IMO.

I've seen worse. There's a girl working in a shop in town with the most surprised look on her face 24/7.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-04-2016 6:46pm

http://tinypic.com/r/qp2arn/9
I think those brows are the most beautiful shape ever.

The flying mouse · 20-04-2016 8:15pm

A girl i know got her eyebrows shaved or lasered of and then went and got eyebrows tattooed on, go figure.

The flying mouse · 20-04-2016 8:16pm

anybody here old enough to remember denis healy, uk mp.

https://www.google.es/search?q=denis+healey+eyebrows&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifsNjj9p3MAhUH2hoKHZ0UDqkQsAQIKg

poa · 20-04-2016 9:31pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My eyebrows are boss. Eyebrows are my best feature. I love eyebrows. Love love love.

Are you from Liverpool? I haven't heard someone say boss for ages. Its like Manchester people say mint. Or old skool London heads said safe.
Anyway, I do confess I do like to see a well plucked pair on a woman. I always think you can tell if a girl is natural, trimmed, or bald from her eyebrows. Thick brows=bush. Sure as night follows day.

maudgonner · 20-04-2016 9:38pm

The flying mouse wrote: »

anybody here old enough to remember denis healy, uk mp.

https://www.google.es/search?q=denis+healey+eyebrows&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifsNjj9p3MAhUH2hoKHZ0UDqkQsAQIKg

His Spitting Image puppet was brilliant and Not the Nine O'Clock News had a go as well.

poa · 20-04-2016 9:42pm

I sure do. I remember seeing him on a TV as a kid and being amazed at his eyebrows.
Not even Liam Gallagher's unibrow could top the browmeister general.

rawn · 20-04-2016 11:58pm

That Spitting Image puppet just gave me flashbacks. They creeped the hell out of me. Thanks for the nightmares jerkface

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