Shít eyebrows

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Mostly women, some gay lads. Stop painting eyebrows on your face, you already have them you don't need to shave them off and paint them back on again. You look utterly gormless.

Ok thanks for your time.

Baron Kurtz

Unibrow, all the way. Like Maggie's nemesis.

ahnowbrowncow

The Hunky Monster wrote: »

Mostly women, some gay lads. Stop painting eyebrows on your face, you already have them you don't need to shave them off and paint them back on again. You look utterly gormless.

Ok thanks for your time.

No, thank you for them putting them in their place.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

No, thank you for them putting them in their place.

It was no trouble.

me_irl

*eagle screech*

smash

This seems appropriate

The Backwards Man

Eyebrows are for keeping the sweat from your eyes when you're footing turf or gathering spuds. They're about as useful as a tail on most of ye

me_irl

smash wrote: »

This seems appropriate

Holy f*ck, I think the last one stole christmas.

smash

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Eyebrows are for keeping the sweat from your eyes when you're footing turf or gathering spuds. They're about as useful as a tail on most of ye

I use my tail to wipe my arse!

Cathy.C

That Helen Wood girl from Brig Brother does eyebrows for a living now. Seen her Twitter page one day and she had tons of before and after shots and I thought to myself 'Actually they're quite good' and then I realized the bottom photo was the before shot, not the first and what she had actually done was destroy girl's eyebrows not make them nice or even better.

No I'm fabulous

smash

bluewolf wrote: »

No I'm fabulous

Did you try and vagazzle your face again?

smash

smash wrote: »

Did you try and vagazzle your face again?

"try"
:cool:

9de5q7tsr8u2im

smash wrote: »

This seems appropriate

Holy mother of...
The last 2, i'd never think the same again about eyebrows

KERSPLAT!

I like mine

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/worst-eyebrows-4.jpg

Tim Curry sparked this trend. Inspired by Groucho Marx.

maudgonner

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

the evasion_kid

They are awful.makes them look like a praying mantis...

https://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F2%2F27%2FFace_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg%2F522px-Face_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3AFace_of_Praying_Mantis.jpg&docid=1F7JxOh9il5-uM&tbnid=7YSoAJQiOCzoiM%3A&w=522&h=480&client=tablet-android-acer&bih=962&biw=601&ved=0ahUKEwixrpTR4ZvMAhWMAMAKHYCjBH0QMwhLKB8wHw&iact=mrc&uact=8

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

My eyebrows are boss. Eyebrows are my best feature. I love eyebrows. Love love love.

One eyed Jack

maudgonner wrote: »

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

Still would...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

maudgonner wrote: »

Why have one pair of shít eyebrows when you can have two?

https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/bad-eyebrows-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=499

Hola mamasita her eyebrows are the least of her worries. That lipliner tho

Fox_In_Socks

The Mona Lisa looks odd cause she doesn't have any. Fact.

Cee-Jay-Cee

What about this doll? She was on Claire Brynes show a few weeks ago. Does she actually think she looks good or that they somehow improve her? She looks downright stupid IMO.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

What about this doll? She was on Claire Brynes show a few weeks ago. Does she actually think she looks good or that they somehow improve her? She looks downright stupid IMO.

I've seen worse. There's a girl working in a shop in town with the most surprised look on her face 24/7.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

http://tinypic.com/r/qp2arn/9
I think those brows are the most beautiful shape ever.

The flying mouse

A girl i know got her eyebrows shaved or lasered of and then went and got eyebrows tattooed on, go figure.

The flying mouse

anybody here old enough to remember denis healy, uk mp.

https://www.google.es/search?q=denis+healey+eyebrows&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifsNjj9p3MAhUH2hoKHZ0UDqkQsAQIKg

poa

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My eyebrows are boss. Eyebrows are my best feature. I love eyebrows. Love love love.

Are you from Liverpool? I haven't heard someone say boss for ages. Its like Manchester people say mint. Or old skool London heads said safe.
Anyway, I do confess I do like to see a well plucked pair on a woman. I always think you can tell if a girl is natural, trimmed, or bald from her eyebrows. Thick brows=bush. Sure as night follows day.

maudgonner

The flying mouse wrote: »

anybody here old enough to remember denis healy, uk mp.

https://www.google.es/search?q=denis+healey+eyebrows&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=628&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifsNjj9p3MAhUH2hoKHZ0UDqkQsAQIKg

His Spitting Image puppet was brilliant and Not the Nine O'Clock News had a go as well.

poa

I sure do. I remember seeing him on a TV as a kid and being amazed at his eyebrows.
Not even Liam Gallagher's unibrow could top the browmeister general.

rawn

That Spitting Image puppet just gave me flashbacks. They creeped the hell out of me. Thanks for the nightmares jerkface

Ruu

I need extensions for mine.

CloudCumulus

My friend, though not as bad lately, has brows so done that I can't not look at them. Like, the natural ones are there but drwas on big square monstrosities

rawn

The worst eyebrows are the really thin ones that are perfectly semi-circular. They do nothing to enhance the eyes or facial features, and look completely unnatural, not to mention being **** at stopping sweat from dripping in your eyes.

maudgonner

rawn wrote: »

That Spitting Image puppet just gave me flashbacks. They creeped the hell out of me. Thanks for the nightmares jerkface

You're very welcome. Numbnuts. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The worst eyebrows are those done by people who think they know what they're doing. They look like a meat cleaver at the front and the arch is plucked to within an inch of its life, with that awful curve on the front brow. Usually accentuated by a heavy handed eyebrow pencil mimicking the meat cleaver front instead of to draw in the imperfections.
You'd wonder if people owned mirrors at all

rawn

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The worst eyebrows are those done by people who think they know what they're doing. They look like a meat cleaver at the front and the arch is plucked to within an inch of its life, with that awful curve on the front brow. Usually accentuated by a heavy handed eyebrow pencil mimicking the meat cleaver front instead of to draw in the imperfections.
You'd wonder if people owned mirrors at all

Like this?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/15/12/2A8B980F00000578-3162111-They_may_be_an_unusual_shape_but_at_least_this_woman_was_able_to-a-49_1436960836817.jpg

Calypso27

I had very thick eyebrows and I was teased a lot about them, this was the time when very thin eyebrows were in fashion. So at the age of thirteen I took a tweezers to them and butchered them and I continued to pluck them into a very thin line so now I can't grow them back.

IamtheWalrus

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I like mine

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/032011/worst-eyebrows-4.jpg

Those words look almost like my address :eek: