Would you hire/date/live with yourself?

I'd hire myself. I'm dedicated, hardworking and fantastic at what I do.

I'd live with myself. I'm clean, I'm housetrained, I usually fall asleep watching tv so won't fight myself for the remote control.

I wouldn't date myself. I'm a headfook of epic proportions. I lash out at those I'm close to, and am prone to using them as an emotional punching bag when I'm such a mess I don't know what else to do. I'm not good at dealing with problems, I'm a big fan of burying my head in the sand and using whatever means nessessary to block that out. After almost two years in councelling I'm getting a little bit better. It took my current boyfriend 3 years for me to agree to be his girlfriend, and even at that the commitment of it made me break up with him a few months later when I realised how much I loved him/the power he had to sh it on my heart. I'm irrational, run on two default emotions, happy and angry and seem to swing wildly between both. I'm rarely sad, rarely jealous, rarely any other feeling. There doesn't seem to be middle ground although to be fair I don't stay angry for very long.
I'm quick tempered, I'm unpredictable, and I'm emotionally broken.
I have no idea how he puts up with me, because I can't even deal with myself. But he's been there for the past ten years and he knows me better than I know myself. He can tell by a certain word I might use in a text if I'm angry or snapping about something. He knows how to cheer me up if I'm fuming. He knows if I'm running amuck not to stand in my way. After my dad died, and I decided I could do what I liked because I had nothing left in my life to lose, he was the one who picked up the pieces, while I wrecked havoc on everything around me.

The thoughts of dealing with someone I loved so much (him) on a path of self destruction, terrifies me. I'd for sure walk away because I wouldn't know what else to do.

If I had to date myself I'd be chawing Prozac morning noon and night

I'd hire myself and then promote the sh1t out of myself and then hand over the company shares to myself and then retire myself by 40.

The people I work with are awful so yeah, another me could help me do the job properly!

I wouldnt date myself though, that's gay and I hate that. Also I couldn't date a homophobe.

Hire me, probably not.

Date me, dunno. I mean I'm great, obviously, but I need someone who complements me. I'd have the craic with me and ride me senseless but we wouldn't get much done, I'm way too passive and laid back, need someone to give me a push. I'd hate to have an argument with myself.

Live with, yeah. I like my own company so I'd be curious to see whether I'd then prefer my own company or my own company

No.No.No.