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What's a mistake you don't make twice?

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  • #32
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    FortySeven wrote: »
    Sticking the dick in crazy.

    yeah
    #Do not stick it in crazy
    although ....


  • #33
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    They're the best kind
    pretty sure if it wasa rule i'd not be here


  • #34
    FortySeven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,295 ✭✭✭FortySeven


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    They're the best kind

    They are, but you learn not to do it twice.

    (Most do anyways, I'm still working on the PhD)


  • #35
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,701 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    FortySeven wrote: »
    They are, but you learn not to do it twice.

    three times?


  • #36
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Thepoet85 wrote: »
    Was in a hurry and drove off with my phone on the roof of my car today. Still fuming :(

    so random and I wouldn believe it onl it happened to me TWICE.

    Left the phone on the car. Drove into town. Still there when I got to town. Absolutely mad. Once on the roof. Once on the boot.


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  • #37
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Having a peanut allergy and playing Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!


  • #38
    lawlolawl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭lawlolawl


    I got brutally murdered and hacked to death by a homeless drifter. Boy was my face red afterwards :eek:

    Won't be doing that again LOL :D


  • #39
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://xkcd.com/242/


  • #40
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    The BMW 535D.

    The mistake was the D. Horrific. 2015 was a less than enjoyable year for motoring.


  • #41
    Thepoet85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭Thepoet85


    Chancer3001 wrote:
    Left the phone on the car. Drove into town. Still there when I got to town. Absolutely mad. Once on the roof. Once on the boot.


    Some luck that!! Wish I could say the same. I saw the car behind me driving over mine, my heart sank when I realised what had happened.


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  • #42
    housetypeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Once I


  • #43
    mickstupp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭mickstupp


    Not backing up my work in about six different places just in case.

    That one time taught me well.


  • #44
    boscabheag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭boscabheag


    Sitting on the oustside seat in mass, it's communion time and you suddenly realise you have a raging boner.... needless to say I didn't go to mass since that not so faithful day.


  • #45
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Píssing on an electric fence.


  • #46
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,754 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Booked a holiday to Torremolinos.
    Never again.


  • #47
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,635 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    boscabheag wrote: »
    Sitting on the oustside seat in mass, it's communion time and you suddenly realise you have a raging boner.... needless to say I didn't go to mass since that not so faithful day.

    If you gave a good cermon, all is forgiven Father.


  • #48
    mynamejeff
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭mynamejeff


    FortySeven wrote: »
    They are, but you learn not to do it twice.

    (Most do anyways, I'm still working on the PhD)

    you sir are correct ! :D


  • #49
    duchalla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭duchalla


    Getting caught, As my old man used to say "sense bought is better than sense taught"


  • #50
    PLL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭PLL


    Do a favour for family members like this...

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057216196/1/#post90527023


  • #51
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    I once went to the toilet after chopping red chillies. Nearly straight away my lad felt like it was on fire.
    I ran up to the shower and gave him a good wash down. I'll never make that mistake twice ; )


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  • #52
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Posting in the Gangland Murders thread.

    Will do it again, even though I know nawthing.

    Freedom of speech, high-pitched screech,
    Owl ones looking, young ones .......,
    Hanlon's Corner, cattle market
    Stolen car, don't try to park it

    Not your ornery onager



  • #53
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Hot, sweaty and swampy down below after two days camping at a festival without the hope of a shower?
    Ah sure the obvious solution is to stick a can of Lynx down your jox and give your junk a good blast......



    Sweet. Suffering. Jesus.


  • #54
    Unearthly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,714 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    Blowing my load over Liverpool losing in Europe before full time


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I used nail polish remover (acetone) once to take off my eye makeup. Thought I was going to go blind! Now I leave my eye makeup remover very far away from my nail polish remover...


  • #56
    holy guacamole
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭holy guacamole


    Tequila.

    Invited myself back to the house of someone I didn't know. Puked on the carpeted floor of this person's quite lovely living-room. Decided to take a nap in the bed he shared with his clearly house-proud missus. Was discovered there a few hours later and kindly informed that my time in this house had come to an end. Emerged onto the street with no idea of where I was.

    Stumbled blithely through town, in broad daylight, until I found a bus stop. Got on the bus. Had another little snoozey. Got driven to a place where I didn't live. Eventually came to my senses, got home, went to bed. Woke up a day later with what I thought was brain-damage. Three-day hangover.

    No more tequila for me.


  • #57
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,344 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Generally (I saw generally because one guy annihilated his own testicles but survived - but therefore still qualifies) - a mistake you do not make twice in life is get noticed by the Darwin Awards Selection Committee.


  • #58
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,062 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    I once went to the toilet after chopping red chillies. Nearly straight away my lad felt like it was on fire.
    I ran up to the shower and gave him a good wash down. I'll never make that mistake twice ; )

    Rubbed my eye after chopping chillis. Started hyperventilating cos I was afraid I was going to be blind.


  • #59
    RWCNT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    The BMW 535D.

    The mistake was the D. Horrific. 2015 was a less than enjoyable year for motoring.

    One of my friends is looking at getting one of those. What sort of problems did it give you?


  • #60
    astrofool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,072 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    RWCNT wrote: »
    One of my friends is looking at getting one of those. What sort of problems did it give you?

    I doubt he knows what the D stands for, other than Ross O'Carroll Kelly said so.


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  • #61
    recipio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭recipio


    Was at a meeting once and ( in a group of four ) decided to introduce the woman to my left and man to my right. Was interrupted just in time by the woman to tell me they were married :eek: Never again.


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