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Sex Box

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  • 13-04-2016 7:17am
    #1
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭


    So I was watching the telly the other evening with the other half, when this show came on called "Sex Box" on C4.

    The gist of it being, a couple (could be mixed or same sex couples) basically enter a sound proofed box, have a root, then talk to the two tv presenters in front of a live tv Audience of what they got up to, how it felt etc etc etc.

    Trailer here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFz5v8ChMwI


    I noted with amusement the Irish guy on it on Monday evening who described himself as an "Irish Catholic" admitted to indulging in kinky sex with his Danish chick, including her taking a pee on him during a "golden shower" in a hotel in Paris. Good on ye Ciaran! (I'm guessing the Irish mammy was cringing though)

    But the thing that takes the biscuit for me is how most of the couple's that emerge from the box, dressed in gowns and still sweaty from the shagathon sessions, kiss the tv presenters, on the cheeks, and/or the lips...... Then mid interview, usually admit to just having performed "oral sex" while in the box......

    So...... The Welsh tv presenter (Steve Jones) just kissed some scantily clad bird, full on, on the lips, only for her to reveal that she's just been "chatting on the mic", or Goedele Liekens. (Belgian I think) getting a smacker from some bloke (or Sheila) only for the partner to exclaim they "had a magic tongue"

    Mmmm. Fish and cheese.....

    Not sure it'd be for me tbh.

    Think I'll stick to the privacy of me own for walls.

    Poll added.....

    Would you shag in a box, in front of a live tv Audience? Yes or no?

    If you were presenting the show, would you be kissing people who've just gave blowjobs, our had been eating sometime out??

    Let's hear it.

    Sex Box.... Would you..... 144 votes

    Yes, I'd participate in the show by having sex in the box
    0% 0 votes
    No, i wouldn't participate in the show buy having sex in the box
    9% 13 votes
    If I was a presenter, I'd not be kissing the participants on the lips
    65% 94 votes
    If I was a presenter, I'd kiss the participants on the lips. Love the smell, I do...
    25% 37 votes


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    [Deleted User]
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    It sounds grim beyond belief.


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    Pac1Man
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    This is not like you Alf.


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    Mr.Crinklewood
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    Thought the same sex couples would avoid the box ( male ones anyway )


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    Boskowski
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    Thumbs down. Bring in the lions.


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    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Is this instead of Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity?

    I hope they don't take one of the cooking progs off.


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    suicide_circus
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    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Is this instead of Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity?

    I hope they don't take one of the cooking progs off.
    Can't fook, won't fook


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    mansize
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    Poor Steve Jones...


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    No I wouldn't. I'd be scarlet for myself. And besides, afterwards I'd just want to spoon and take a nap. No interview for me.
    Though seriously. Even if me and the luckiest man stay in a hotel and are a bit eh, loud, I'm pure paranoid leaving the room the next morning incase we run into any room neighbours. Never mind going on tv and broadcasting the whole lot


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    Brindor
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    Truly, we have reached the pinnacle of Reality Television.


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    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Brindor wrote: »
    Truly, we have reached the pinnacle of Reality Television.

    Unless we go to dying "live" in front of a studio audience - not much of an aftershow though (allegedly).


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Embarrassing bodies has got to be the absolute worst show for reality tv.
    Oh look, I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor in private but let's go on a tv show and see if I can cure blue waffle.
    F'ing idiots


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    mansize
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    I'm disappointed with C4, this has far more of a Channel 5 bang off it.

    Something like this was done before wasn't it?


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    Olishi4
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    mansize wrote: »

    Something like this was done before wasn't it?

    I dont know if it was done before but there used to be a show on E4 years ago called "your face or mine". Jimmy Carr was one of the hosts.

    Anyway a couple would come on and there would be guests which were their friends, family etc.

    So if the woman's sister came on as a guest, the woman's bf would have to guess who he believed that the audience would say is better looking, the sister or his own gf. This would continue with the couple comparing each other to friends and family.

    The last question was when they were asked to decide together which one of the couple was better looking according to the audience, the bf or gf. Often they felt that they were the better looking one opposed to their OH. It was pretty awkward and tacky but it did have some funny moments. :)


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    wilhelm roentgen
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    Brindor wrote: »
    Truly, we have reached the pinnacle of Reality Television.

    Oh, I don't know about that. They certainly splashed out on the set.


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    [Deleted User]
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    mansize wrote: »
    Poor Steve Jones...

    are you mad, good enough, the twat loves himself. pitty he didn't kiss some wan after a bout of hard sports!! ha ha ha

    The fact that a show like this exists will tell you what channel 4 thinks of it's viewers.. hey guys, like first dates??? wanna see what happened after they left the dinner table?? welllll why didntcha say!!!

    ladis and gentlemen... feast your eyes...for your viewing pleasure!!!

    its vaudevillian in nature, that's how freaky it is.


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    gramar
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    Brindor wrote: »
    Truly, we have reached the pinnacle of Reality Television.

    The pinnacle will be a glass box.


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    kneemos
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    Can't see the point of it other than plain voyeurism.
    How long before the "celebrity" version?


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    catbear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,092 ✭✭✭catbear


    Wait til Keith Duffy is presenter.

    "Welcome to da bocks, da siex bocks"


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    murpho999
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    Watched this last week for the first time. Found it incredibly dull and boring. Won't watch again.


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    #21
    [Deleted User]
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    Is the theme tune to this show Tom Jones singing "Sex Box, Sex Box, You're my Sex Box?"

    If not then it should be.


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    #22
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    Sony Sex Box.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciVKIm7bcg


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    #23
    The flying mouse
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    Maybe I am getting to old, but this is just ridiculous, how much more lower do we go to try and bring entertainment into our homes, What ever you do in a private capacity is fine with me but this sort of ****e shouldent be on TV, IMO.


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    cowboyBuilder
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    Gutter TV, the big brother moronic generation should love it .

    I'll stick to watching David Attenborough docs and Better Call Saul ...


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    josip
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    Olishi4 wrote: »
    I dont know if it was done before but there used to be a show on E4 years ago called "your face or mine". Jimmy Carr was one of the hosts.

    Anyway a couple would come on and there would be guests which were their friends, family etc.

    So if the woman's sister came on as a guest, the woman's bf would have to guess who he believed that the audience would say is better looking, the sister or his own gf. This would continue with the couple comparing each other to friends and family.

    The last question was when they were asked to decide together which one of the couple was better looking according to the audience, the bf or gf. Often they felt that they were the better looking one opposed to their OH. It was pretty awkward and tacky but it did have some funny moments. :)

    Sounds good. Disappointed I never saw it.


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    #26
    cowboyBuilder
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    Ironically shows how conservative a society we have.


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    #27
    fatknacker
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    Smutty, tacky, British sh1te.

    Who approves this garbage? People trying too hard to prove they're DEFINATELY NOT PRUDES. That's who.

    So people fvck in a box then talk about it. Edgey


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    I found a pair of knickers on the bus... I wouldn't say we were conservative


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    Wibbs
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    At this stage they may as well go full on close up sweaty porn with mickeys an fannies and be done with it. That's the ultimate payoff. Then again when that stuff is a click away on your computer or phone, there'd be little or no shock value anymore. Unless it was on the Antiques Roadshow or somesuch.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #30
    mansize
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    Yes. C4 did do it a few years back.


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    #31
    mansize
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    Wibbs wrote: »
    At this stage they may as well go full on close up sweaty porn with mickeys an fannies and be done with it. That's the ultimate payoff. Then again when that stuff is a click away on your computer or phone, there'd be little or no shock value anymore. Unless it was on the Antiques Roadshow or somesuch.

    They can't show real sex on tv


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