Please tip the pizza guy....

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 10:43PM #1

So a gang of little scumbags tried to mug a poor pizza delivery guy outside my house about an hour ago. Thankfully he's alright. They placed an order using my address and then hopped him as he was getting out of his car. The poor guy was in shock but the little scrotes legged quickly and didn't do him too much physical harm. In the process they smashed my front window with a can of coke.

Breaston Plants · 08-04-2016 10:49PM

All My Stars Aligned wrote: »

So a gang of little scumbags tried to mug a poor pizza delivery guy outside my house about an hour ago. Thankfully he's alright. They placed an order using my address and then hopped him as he was getting out of his car. The poor guy was in shock but the little scrotes legged quickly and didn't do him too much physical harm. In the process they smashed my front window with a can of coke.

Did you get to eat the pizza?

maudgonner · 08-04-2016 10:49PM

Can I have the Coke?

08-04-2016 10:50PM

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Alf Veedersane · 08-04-2016 10:53PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Depends how old the window is.

I remember practicing my pitch and putt skills in the back garden as a kid and bladed the ball. Bounced off the kitchen window (relatively new PVC) but deflected and went through the old school single glazed window in the shed.

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 10:54PM

Breaston Plants wrote: »

Did you get to eat the pizza?

No, they managed to relieve the delivery guy of it (along with his phone & money)

maudgonner wrote: »

Can I have the Coke?

Unfortunately not, AGS took it away as evidence.

Deleted User wrote: »

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Single glazing.

Greenmachine · 08-04-2016 11:00PM

How would tipping the pizza guy have helped here.

maudgonner · 08-04-2016 11:01PM

All My Stars Aligned wrote: »

Unfortunately not, AGS took it away as evidence.

Hah! 'Evidence', sure. Looking thirsty, were they?

Seriously though, what a shower of little shíts. Glad the guy was ok.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 08-04-2016 11:02PM

Is your house not freezing with single glazing

08-04-2016 11:03PM

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Depends how old the window is.

I remember practicing my pitch and putt skills in the back garden as a kid and bladed the ball. Bounced off the kitchen window (relatively new PVC) but deflected and went through the old school single glazed window in the shed.

Sorry...read as windscreen on car...which is tough to shatter.

A can of coke will take out a single glazed house window alright. I'd be hopping with that. Yet again I'm glad I live in rural South Kerry where the only interruption I've had at night is fellows wandering around lost looking for some party, knocking at the door, and once or twice asking if they could crash on my couch.

razorblunt · 08-04-2016 11:04PM

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

hatrickpatrick · 08-04-2016 11:04PM

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

Sofa King Great · 08-04-2016 11:05PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is your house not freezing with single glazing

Not as freezing as it is now with a hole in the window!

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 11:06PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is your house not freezing with single glazing

No, not really.

Well it is right now....

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 11:07PM

razorblunt wrote: »

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

€40.

Plus iPhone

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 11:08PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

Imagine you right.

Howjoe1 · 08-04-2016 11:08PM

where did this happen out of curiosity ? D24 direction?

All My Stars Aligned · 08-04-2016 11:09PM

Howjoe1 wrote: »

where did this happen out of curiosity ? D24 direction?

No, D6

Alf Stewart. · 08-04-2016 11:15PM

Like so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcOsVzSOqoQ

pgj2015 · 08-04-2016 11:30PM

2.05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y

Smidge · 08-04-2016 11:30PM

All AH joking aside OP, sorry to here what happened to you and the poor pizza guy tonight.
Crappy thing to happen to someone just doing a job and you have to replace a window due to little filths

harney · 08-04-2016 11:38PM

The Pepsi® gang strike again, ****ers!

uck51js9zml2yt · 08-04-2016 11:46PM

I can picture a gang of delivery drivers arriving over the weekend to mow these idiots down.

I'm sure there's a utube video to demonstrate in case they don't know what to do.:)

HardenendMan · 08-04-2016 11:49PM

What little scumbags. Hard men in a gang. Type of little $hits that would stab and kill someone for a tenner.

Demonique · 09-04-2016 02:04PM

Nasty little scrotes

Rattser · 09-04-2016 03:31PM

The US Bureau of Labor Statistics ranked "Driver-sales workers" as the 7th most dangerous job in the US. This class of job includes pizza delivery drivers. Just put in "pizza delivery murdered" into Google news search and you can see that it's very regular over there.

Is it common for them to be attacked in Ireland? Thinking about it, it's an easy mug for the scummers. They're guaranteed cash, phone, food and perhaps even a car to joyride.

To Elland Back · 09-04-2016 03:36PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

pablo128 · 09-04-2016 03:38PM

razorblunt wrote: »

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

Well that makes it all right then.:rolleyes:

Sound Bite · 09-04-2016 03:39PM

Did you report it to the Guards?
Or intervene/help the man?
Or record what you witness to assist the Guards?

The Randy Riverbeast · 09-04-2016 03:40PM

Wouldnt tipping delivery drivers mean they have more money on them making them more attractive to mug? Why do you hate the delivery guy?

MarkAnthony · 09-04-2016 03:44PM

Greenmachine wrote: »

How would tipping the pizza guy have helped here.

Tip: Don't come arond here.

Please tip the pizza guy....

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