Please tip the pizza guy....

All My Stars Aligned

So a gang of little scumbags tried to mug a poor pizza delivery guy outside my house about an hour ago. Thankfully he's alright. They placed an order using my address and then hopped him as he was getting out of his car. The poor guy was in shock but the little scrotes legged quickly and didn't do him too much physical harm. In the process they smashed my front window with a can of coke.

Breaston Plants

All My Stars Aligned wrote: »

So a gang of little scumbags tried to mug a poor pizza delivery guy outside my house about an hour ago. Thankfully he's alright. They placed an order using my address and then hopped him as he was getting out of his car. The poor guy was in shock but the little scrotes legged quickly and didn't do him too much physical harm. In the process they smashed my front window with a can of coke.

Did you get to eat the pizza?

maudgonner

Can I have the Coke?

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Alf Veedersane

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Depends how old the window is.

I remember practicing my pitch and putt skills in the back garden as a kid and bladed the ball. Bounced off the kitchen window (relatively new PVC) but deflected and went through the old school single glazed window in the shed.

All My Stars Aligned

Breaston Plants wrote: »

Did you get to eat the pizza?

No, they managed to relieve the delivery guy of it (along with his phone & money)

maudgonner wrote: »

Can I have the Coke?

Unfortunately not, AGS took it away as evidence.

Deleted User wrote: »

Christ, that must have been a hard thrown can. Know some types of rock and even porcelain can shatter a window very quickly (famously the porcelain in a spark plug), even tiny sizes, but would have thought a can would bounce off.

Single glazing.

Greenmachine

How would tipping the pizza guy have helped here.

maudgonner

All My Stars Aligned wrote: »

Unfortunately not, AGS took it away as evidence.

Hah! 'Evidence', sure. Looking thirsty, were they?


Seriously though, what a shower of little shíts. Glad the guy was ok.

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Is your house not freezing with single glazing

Alf Veedersane

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Depends how old the window is.

I remember practicing my pitch and putt skills in the back garden as a kid and bladed the ball. Bounced off the kitchen window (relatively new PVC) but deflected and went through the old school single glazed window in the shed.

Sorry...read as windscreen on car...which is tough to shatter.

A can of coke will take out a single glazed house window alright. I'd be hopping with that. Yet again I'm glad I live in rural South Kerry where the only interruption I've had at night is fellows wandering around lost looking for some party, knocking at the door, and once or twice asking if they could crash on my couch.

razorblunt

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

hatrickpatrick

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

Sofa King Great

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is your house not freezing with single glazing

Not as freezing as it is now with a hole in the window!

All My Stars Aligned

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Is your house not freezing with single glazing

No, not really.

Well it is right now....

All My Stars Aligned

razorblunt wrote: »

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

€40.

Plus iPhone

All My Stars Aligned

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

Imagine you right.

Howjoe1

where did this happen out of curiosity ? D24 direction?

All My Stars Aligned

Howjoe1 wrote: »

where did this happen out of curiosity ? D24 direction?

No, D6

Alf Stewart.

Like so?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcOsVzSOqoQ

pgj2015

2.05


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y

Smidge

All AH joking aside OP, sorry to here what happened to you and the poor pizza guy tonight.
Crappy thing to happen to someone just doing a job and you have to replace a window due to little filths

harney

The Pepsi® gang strike again, ****ers!

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I can picture a gang of delivery drivers arriving over the weekend to mow these idiots down.

I'm sure there's a utube video to demonstrate in case they don't know what to do.:)

HardenendMan

What little scumbags. Hard men in a gang. Type of little $hits that would stab and kill someone for a tenner.

Demonique

Nasty little scrotes

Rattser

The US Bureau of Labor Statistics ranked "Driver-sales workers" as the 7th most dangerous job in the US.  This class of job includes pizza delivery drivers. Just put in "pizza delivery murdered" into Google news search and you can see that it's very regular over there.

Is it common for them to be attacked in Ireland? Thinking about it, it's an easy mug for the scummers. They're guaranteed cash, phone, food and perhaps even a car to joyride.

To Elland Back

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

€100 says they have previous convictions and absolutely nothing has been done by way of penalising them.

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

pablo128

razorblunt wrote: »

He wouldn't have much money though would he? Surely enough to cover change in relation to the actual charge.

Well that makes it all right then.:rolleyes:

Sound Bite

Did you report it to the Guards?
Or intervene/help the man?
Or record what you witness to assist the Guards?

The Randy Riverbeast

Wouldnt tipping delivery drivers mean they have more money on them making them more attractive to mug? Why do you hate the delivery guy?

MarkAnthony

Greenmachine wrote: »

How would tipping the pizza guy have helped here.

Tip: Don't come arond here.

All My Stars Aligned

Sound Bite wrote: »

Did you report it to the Guards?
Or intervene/help the man?
Or record what you witness to assist the Guards?

Yep, all of the above.

B.A._Baracus

Sound Bite wrote: »

Did you report it to the Guards?
Or intervene/help the man?
Or record what you witness to assist the Guards?

Sheesh. Sounds like you are interrogating the op :pac:

mikeym

All chipper/pizza delivery drivers should have pepper spray to deter the little scumbags from robbing the food.

esforum

maudgonner wrote: »

Hah! 'Evidence', sure. Looking thirsty, were they?


Seriously though, what a shower of little shíts. Glad the guy was ok.

you would be giving out if they didnt take evidence with them

esforum

To Elland Back wrote: »

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

true enough, sure they are too old for the multiple playgrounds, too cool for the youth club and didnt like taking orders from the boxing / MMA club recently setup :rolleyes:

magick

To Elland Back wrote: »

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

ah sure that makes it ok then

errlloyd

To Elland Back wrote: »

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

It's d6 mate. So either they're from d6 and there is plenty to do, or they're mobile enough to move around the city and can find something to do.

Alf Veedersane

I know it was said tongue in cheek but Jesus that nonsense of there being nothing for kids to do is pathetic. It doesn't justify some one being a filthy c*nt.

I was too lazy to add the image of Peter Griffin with What Grinds My Gears in the background

razorblunt

pablo128 wrote: »

Well that makes it all right then.:rolleyes:

Yes, because that is exactly what I said.

fryup

OP where do you live?? sounds rough

hatrickpatrick

To Elland Back wrote: »

In their defence, their is probably nothing provided for youngsters to do in the area

You know you're absolutely right. I can't even begin to count the number of times I violently assaulted and robbed people out of boredom as a kid, because the local park closed at 7PM even after Easter, with the grand stretch in the evenings and all. :rolleyes:

Odyssey 2005

fryup wrote: »

OP where do you live?? sounds rough

He's already said....

timthumbni

So in the end did you tip the pizza delivery guy??????

ScumLord

All My Stars Aligned wrote: »

Yep, all of the above.

Did you don a mask and a cape and exact a violent revenge on the perpetrators?