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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,002 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    *time to leave boards forever*

    Jesus lads you're some bunch of metrosexuals!! I can honestly say I've never used any "male beauty" products and I don't look a day over 90...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    mfceiling wrote: »
    *time to leave boards forever*

    Jesus lads you're some bunch of metrosexuals!! I can honestly say I've never used any "male beauty" products and I don't look a day over 90...

    Ah, unlike you my face is my fortune.....I'm worth about €2.50


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older.

    One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin. Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing “protective” lotion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    I'm surprised a guy with twins even had time to copy and paste that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    I'm surprised a guy with twins even had time to copy and paste that

    I was just thinking the same bloody thing!


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  • Administrators Posts: 55,084 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Wet shaving, ugh. I had to do that when I was in the states before christmas (first time in years) cause I forgot my shaver and I forgot how awful it feels after. Can't be bothered with it, too much hard work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    I'm surprised a guy with twins even had time to copy and paste that

    Pfft. My skincare regime takes up more of my time than those two.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    awec wrote: »
    Nivea moisturiser is good stuff.

    I can't say what I want to say!!!
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,002 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    awec wrote: »
    Wet shaving, ugh. I had to do that when I was in the states before christmas (first time in years) cause I forgot my shaver and I forgot how awful it feels after. Can't be bothered with it, too much hard work.

    I heard awec rubs salt on his chin and when the hairs come out for a drink he ties a knot in them so they can't go back in!!

    Do you still get the cat to lick the hairs from your chin!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    mfceiling wrote: »
    I heard awec rubs salt on his chin and when the hairs come out for a drink he ties a knot in them so they can't go back in!!

    Do you still get the cat to lick the hairs from your chin!!

    I don't understand any of those sentences, I assume it's Ulster Scots


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  • Administrators Posts: 55,084 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    I don't understand any of those sentences, I assume it's Ulster Scots

    He is mocking the fact I am not a hairy bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    awec wrote: »
    He is mocking the fact I am not a hairy bastard.

    A nordie Duncan Goodhew in fact


  • Administrators Posts: 55,084 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


    Pink Fairy wrote: »
    A nordie Duncan Goodhew in fact

    I'm not bald, or even balding. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,002 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    awec wrote: »
    I'm not bald, or even balding. :mad:

    I'm getting so tall that I'm starting to grow out of the top of my hair...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭Scythica


    awec wrote: »
    Wet shaving, ugh. I had to do that when I was in the states before christmas (first time in years) cause I forgot my shaver and I forgot how awful it feels after. Can't be bothered with it, too much hard work.

    I was in a remote part of Sri Lanka for a few months with only a straight cutthroat razor. I therefore grew the biggest goatee i could manage to avoid wet shaving anything that wasnt cheek.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    Scythica wrote: »
    I was in a remote part of Sri Lanka for a few months with only a straight cutthroat razor. I therefore grew the biggest goatee i could manage to avoid wet shaving anything that wasnt cheek.

    I always thought you were a female poster :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    The Panama Papers...potentially bigger than Snowden and Wikileaks. Will be interesting to see what emerges from it. A number of world leaders looking on very dodgy ground with Putin the highest profile although he'll probably face no sanction.

    2.6TB of documents...a scary amount of evidence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭Scythica


    Pink Fairy wrote: »
    I always thought you were a female poster :eek:

    I did wonder why you always liked my posts... :pac:


    Afraid to burst the bubble..! This isn't a online game where pretending to be a female gets you free stuff so I'll quench those rumours right now.

    Typical Norn Iron bloke living in England and have more fadge and taytos in my suitcase for the flight back tomorrow than clothes


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Scythica wrote: »
    I did wonder why you always liked my posts... :pac:

    Wow is that flirting Fairy style?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭Scythica


    Stheno wrote: »
    Wow is that flirting Fairy style?

    Must be :P

    Nah just taking the piss about that part, went to try and do that 'see who's liked you the most' but can't remember how anymore!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    Buer wrote: »
    The Panama Papers...potentially bigger than Snowden and Wikileaks. Will be interesting to see what emerges from it. A number of world leaders looking on very dodgy ground with Putin the highest profile although he'll probably face no sanction.

    2.6TB of documents...a scary amount of evidence.

    As far as I understand it it's just proof of rich people dodging taxes, right? Or is it worse than that?

    If it's the former, I can't imagine it will hold the public interest too long. I reckon everyone just assumes that businessman, athletes, politicians etc. are dodging taxes anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Buer wrote: »
    The Panama Papers...potentially bigger than Snowden and Wikileaks. Will be interesting to see what emerges from it. A number of world leaders looking on very dodgy ground with Putin the highest profile although he'll probably face no sanction.

    2.6TB of documents...a scary amount of evidence.

    400 journalists from over 100 media organisations have been researching it for 12 months. And not a peep.

    Quality work.

    Iceland is not going to be a pleasant place tomorrow.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 29,671 Mod ✭✭✭✭Podge_irl


    Scythica wrote: »
    Must be :P

    Nah just taking the piss about that part, went to try and do that 'see who's liked you the most' but can't remember how anymore!

    http://www.boards.ie/love.php?match=hot

    .ak is at the top of everyone's list because he is a thanks whore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Teferi wrote: »
    As far as I understand it it's just proof of rich people dodging taxes, right? Or is it worse than that?

    If it's the former, I can't imagine it will hold the public interest too long. I reckon everyone just assumes that businessman, athletes, politicians etc. are dodging taxes anyway.

    Rumous say there's a lot more in there, like further evidence of previous scandals and also some information going back to more disturbing things like sex trafficking and worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6XnH_OnpO0

    A video from the ICIJ on this. Not very pleasant, warning in advance.

    I've removed the embedding because its pretty distressing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    Teferi wrote: »
    As far as I understand it it's just proof of rich people dodging taxes, right? Or is it worse than that?

    If it's the former, I can't imagine it will hold the public interest too long. I reckon everyone just assumes that businessman, athletes, politicians etc. are dodging taxes anyway.

    Some of it. A lot of the money is ill gotten. Corrupt money being hidden by leaders who have come by the funds through felonious activity or, at the very least, dubious means.

    12 current world leaders have been identified so far. One of them is the President of Iceland who came to power following the collapse of their economy and was seen as the man to steer the country back to health through transparency. A lot of middle eastern leaders have been named. Unsurprisingly, Putin seems to be as corrupt as the day is long.

    It remains to be seen exactly what impact it will have and how illegal the activity involved is. I would expect a couple of heads of state to fall on their own swords in the fall out, however.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    Rumous say there's a lot more in there, like further evidence of previous scandals and also some information going back to more disturbing things like sex trafficking and worse.

    Ah okay. The tax stuff would be quickly swept under the carpet but scandals and that type of a thing have more staying power.


    Putin is made of Teflon though. He could kill a child on live TV and he'd still be fine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Podge_irl wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/love.php?match=hot

    .ak is at the top of everyone's list because he is a thanks whore.

    0NGbFPh.png

    Yep!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,258 ✭✭✭✭Buer


    400 journalists from over 100 media organisations have been researching it for 12 months. And not a peep.

    Quality work.

    Iceland is not going to be a pleasant place tomorrow.

    That's my favourite part. The news agency that was approached knew this story was too big for them and brought in investigative journalists from around the globe to assist. It's a collective effort.

    Credit to John Doe for leaking it although I suspect he's in hiding now if not dead already!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,978 ✭✭✭✭irishbucsfan


    Teferi wrote: »
    Putin is made of Teflon though. He could kill a child on live TV and he'd still be fine.

    Oh yeah, he'll probably be more popular than ever now amongst his fans


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