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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2732
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,927 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Nothing proves your Irishness like a hunger strikers top.:rolleyes:

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  • #2733
    jack presley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    Are Offaly sponsored by the hunger strikers now...????


  • #2734
    ricardo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 82 ✭✭ricardo1


    For ever odd wrote: »
    Is there a female equivalent to the word 'wanker '? I mean you hardly ever hear of a woman been called a wanker.
    Joan Burton


  • #2735
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    jack presley wrote: »
    Are Offaly sponsored by the hunger strikers now...????

    Kind of.

    We saw their willingness to give up eating as inspirational so we've decided to give up winning matches as a tribute to them.


  • #2736
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Anyone who calls themselves ...... "The......"


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  • #2737
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    Anyone who calls themselves ...... "The......"

    Any "Notorious"people in particular?


  • #2738
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Any "Notorious"people in particular?

    Exactamondo!

    Do know an ars*hole who works as a chippy & calls himself "The Carpenter" though....

    Has it across his van 'n all - my god:rolleyes:


  • #2739
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Why would a chippy be called the "The Carpenter"?


  • #2740
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Why would a chippy be called the "The Carpenter"?

    Really? You serious ?


  • #2741
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    Really? You serious ?

    Yes.


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  • #2742
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Yes.

    Fair enough, its a name for a carpenter people use.


  • #2743
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    Fair enough, its a name for a carpenter people use.

    Never heard it.


  • #2744
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Never heard it.

    Chill, I know you didn't lol :)


  • #2745
    Liberosis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Liberosis


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Never heard it.

    Chippy is another term for carpenter, as opposed to someone who sells chips out of a van (which is what I thought he meant).

    Is that it, did I get it??


  • #2746
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,515 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Something about young guys (17-30 etc) drinking pints of Guinness that irritates me ???

    Trying to old men or something ?


  • #2747
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    Chill, I know you didn't lol :)

    It's a townie thing isn't it :rolleyes:


  • #2748
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    It's a townie thing isn't it :rolleyes:

    Could be now in fairness lol


  • #2749
    jobbridge4life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭jobbridge4life


    Nearly anyone he bleats about 'SJWs' or the 'PC-brigade' or 'liberal fascists' etc.


  • #2750
    lawred2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,777 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Something about young guys (17-30 etc) drinking pints of Guinness that irritates me ???

    Trying to old men or something ?

    ?

    That's an odd one. It's possible for twenty somethings to like stout.

    I certainly did.

    Certainly preferred it to mass marketed piss like Heineken, carlsberg etc

    Want anything to do with trying to be old


  • #2751
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,424 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    lawred2 wrote: »
    ?

    That's an odd one. It's possible for twenty somethings to like stout.

    I certainly did.

    Certainly preferred it to mass marketed piss like Heineken, carlsberg etc

    Want anything to do with trying to be old

    Yeah, I love that obscure Guinness myself...:pac:

    I agree with your post overall though.


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  • #2752
    lawred2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,777 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Yeah, I love that obscure Guinness myself...:pac:

    I agree with your post overall though.

    Touche

    I'd forgotten the subject was Guinness.. I was thinking about my beloved Murphy's

    I was also hoping for more focus on the piss aspect as well :)


  • #2753
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    It's a townie thing isn't it :rolleyes:

    Definitely not a townie thing.

    Chippy = Carpenter
    Sparks = Electrician

    They're the only trades that have nickname that I know of.


  • #2754
    jack presley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Definitely not a townie thing.

    Chippy = Carpenter
    Sparks = Electrician

    They're the only trades that have nickname that I know of.

    Banker = wanker


  • #2755
    liz lemoncello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭liz lemoncello


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Something about young guys (17-30 etc) drinking pints of Guinness that irritates me ???

    Trying to old men or something ?

    That reminds me of this guy I met, he was 18 or so, and he smoked a pipe, just like Sherlock Holmes. I'd never known of anyone under 40 to smoke a pipe.


  • #2756
    Clampdown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Clampdown


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Something about young guys (17-30 etc) drinking pints of Guinness that irritates me ???

    Trying to old men or something ?

    What??? Drinking Guinness is a sign of a wanker now?

    I'm over 30 now but still, you're way out of line.


  • #2757
    jackboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,046 ✭✭✭jackboy


    WesternZulu wrote: »
    People must have a very different sense of what a wanker is than what I do. That to me sounds like a friendly conversation!

    What is it with people on boards having a problem with those wearing GAA jerseys?
    GAA jerseys are fine at home. People who turn up to the airport in a county jersey so often make a show of themselves. I don't know how many times I have had to listen to these sorts loudly cursing in airport queues. Some counties are much worse than others. There is one Munster county that have the worst of the worst. Surprisingly, it's not Cork.


  • #2758
    skittles8710
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    jackboy wrote: »
    GAA jerseys are fine at home. People who turn up to the airport in a county jersey so often make a show of themselves. I don't know how many times I have had to listen to these sorts loudly cursing in airport queues. Some counties are much worse than others. There is one Munster county that have the worst of the worst. Surprisingly, it's not Cork.

    The suspense is killing me..Tipperary?!


  • #2759
    R.D. aka MR.D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,643 ✭✭✭R.D. aka MR.D


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Something about young guys (17-30 etc) drinking pints of Guinness that irritates me ???

    Trying to old men or something ?

    I drink Guinness when I'm trying to not drink very much. You can sit and nurse a Guinness for a lot longer without people asking what's up.

    They are also incredibly filling so after about 3, I'm ready to stop drinking anyway.


  • #2760
    GaryTLynch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭GaryTLynch


    zcorpian88 wrote: »
    Anyone who wears that haircut and bonus wanker points if you wear a grey suit jacket and wine coloured chino's to go with it! These lads just shouldn't be allowed out in public!

    Don't forget the bow tie.


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  • #2761
    esforum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭esforum


    Brendan Flowers wrote: »
    People are **** for numerous different reasons :rolleyes:

    Primarily because the likey to masterbate though :P

    Having now completed this thread, I have realised something. I hate a lot of people


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