Irritating sounds

PTH2009 · 15-03-2016 12:48PM #1

What types of sounds irritates u ???

I hate the loud sneezing people who sound so loud u swear there dying

Kids banging car horns in another one

TheQuietFella · 15-03-2016 12:53PM

People talking excessively on a mobile phone in a public area!

Phones that users feels that they need to have a sound while
pressing the keys.

Peregrine · 15-03-2016 12:54PM

People chewing with their mouth open.

Loud breathing.

retro:electro · 15-03-2016 12:54PM

A dripping tap

TheHillOfDoom · 15-03-2016 12:55PM

an engaged tone on a phone.

The_fever · 15-03-2016 12:55PM

Oven Fans drive me mad

conorhal · 15-03-2016 01:02PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

What types of sounds irritates u ???

I hate the loud sneezing people who sound so loud u swear there dying

Kids banging car horns in another one

Jesus, what are you kids up to these days???? :eek:

whiskeyman · 15-03-2016 01:23PM

People sniffling... BLOW YOUR GODDAMN NOSE!!
Nails being filed... do it somewhere else missus!
Sound alerts on phone for emails / social media updates
Smally yappy dogs barking
When the soaps are on TV in the background with lots of cockney / manc shouting

Martypants1 · 15-03-2016 01:24PM

Chalk on a whiteboard

Polystyrene. NOOOOO

Aongus Von Bismarck · 15-03-2016 01:28PM

The entire heavy metal genre.

nkav86 · 15-03-2016 01:30PM

People who walk shuffling their feet, just wanna scream 'lift your feet!'

Mr. CooL ICE · 15-03-2016 01:31PM

The German language

"It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs" - Dylan Moran

Falthyron · 15-03-2016 01:32PM

People who feel a keyboard is resisting them and that they must physically coerce the keys into performing.

Tipperary Fairy · 15-03-2016 01:32PM

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Simply Red · 15-03-2016 01:36PM

Someone sweeping with a yard brush, and nails being filed

Boom_Bap · 15-03-2016 01:39PM

You know that one person in the office who has brought in their own ergonomical keyboard, and it's buttons are extra loud compared to the standard issue IT keyboard everyone else has. Them buttons noises are torture.

The noise people make when eating grapes.

kimokanto · 15-03-2016 01:41PM

Hoover,kitchen extractor fan, traffic when walking near a fast/busy road. Car/house alarms. Grrrrrrrrr!

endacl · 15-03-2016 01:41PM

Sarah Millican

maudgonner · 15-03-2016 01:41PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again - people who bite their fork when eating should have the fork shoved down their throat.

EDit · 15-03-2016 01:43PM

People whistling (god I hate whistlers)
Idling cars outside of my house (especially diesels)

Ken Masters · 15-03-2016 01:44PM

Baby's screaming in a restaurant

Ken Masters · 15-03-2016 01:46PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

You know that one person in the office who has brought in their own ergonomical keyboard, and it's buttons are extra loud compared to the standard issue IT keyboard everyone else has. Them buttons noises are torture.

The noise people make when eating grapes.

concentrically there's a guy in my Job who hammers the Keyboard out of it in a Thor like manner , i mean, the whole desk shakes when he types, maybe he thinks the harder he hits the button the more chance it will process. very annoying

CarrickMcJoe · 15-03-2016 01:47PM

Washing machines, especially when they start the spin cycle, crisp bag rustlers in the cinema.

Tipperary Fairy · 15-03-2016 01:48PM

maudgonner wrote: »

I've said it before and I'll say it again - people who bite their fork when eating should have the fork shoved down their throat.

I got shivers just reading that. It's almost a phobia at this point

razorblunt · 15-03-2016 01:48PM

I don't think I have a choice over these, but the noise really gets at me for some reason. It's like I can feel it in my teeth:

1. Ice being scraped, freezer drawer, dragging a bag/box out of the freezer
2. Cloth on fabric i.e. couches, if someone spills something and comes in with a wet cloth I'm out of there

Dave_The_Sheep · 15-03-2016 01:50PM

People slamming doors and toilet lids when I'm trying to take a nice peaceful **** in work does my head in.

I've no problem with some poo sounds (though if it's runny or spluttery, seriously wait for the hand dryer to come on man) as that's what we're in there for, but let's keep the grunting to a minimum, yeah? You're not at home here.