Irritating sounds

PTH2009

What types of sounds irritates u ???

I hate the loud sneezing people who sound so loud u swear there dying

Kids banging car horns in another one

TheQuietFella

People talking excessively on a mobile phone in a public area!

Phones that users feels that they need to have a sound while
pressing the keys.

Peregrine

People chewing with their mouth open.

Loud breathing.

retro:electro

A dripping tap

TheHillOfDoom

an engaged tone on a phone.

The_fever

Oven Fans drive me mad

conorhal

PTH2009 wrote: »

What types of sounds irritates u ???

I hate the loud sneezing people who sound so loud u swear there dying

Kids banging car horns in another one

Jesus, what are you kids up to these days???? :eek:

whiskeyman

People sniffling... BLOW YOUR GODDAMN NOSE!!
Nails being filed... do it somewhere else missus!
Sound alerts on phone for emails / social media updates
Smally yappy dogs barking
When the soaps are on TV in the background with lots of cockney / manc shouting

Martypants1

Chalk on a whiteboard

Polystyrene. NOOOOO

Aongus Von Bismarck

The entire heavy metal genre.

nkav86

People who walk shuffling their feet, just wanna scream 'lift your feet!'

Mr. CooL ICE

The German language

"It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs" - Dylan Moran

Falthyron

People who feel a keyboard is resisting them and that they must physically coerce the keys into performing.

Tipperary Fairy

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Simply Red

Someone sweeping with a yard brush, and nails being filed

Boom_Bap

You know that one person in the office who has brought in their own ergonomical keyboard, and it's buttons are extra loud compared to the standard issue IT keyboard everyone else has. Them buttons noises are torture.

The noise people make when eating grapes.

kimokanto

Hoover,kitchen extractor fan, traffic when walking near a fast/busy road. Car/house alarms. Grrrrrrrrr!

endacl

Sarah Millican

maudgonner

I've said it before and I'll say it again - people who bite their fork when eating should have the fork shoved down their throat.

EDit

People whistling (god I hate whistlers)
Idling cars outside of my house (especially diesels)

Ken Masters

Baby's screaming in a restaurant

Ken Masters

Boom_Bap wrote: »

You know that one person in the office who has brought in their own ergonomical keyboard, and it's buttons are extra loud compared to the standard issue IT keyboard everyone else has. Them buttons noises are torture.

The noise people make when eating grapes.

concentrically there's a guy in my Job who hammers the Keyboard out of it in a Thor like manner , i mean, the whole desk shakes when he types, maybe he thinks the harder he hits the button the more chance it will process. very annoying

CarrickMcJoe

Washing machines, especially when they start the spin cycle, crisp bag rustlers in the cinema.

Tipperary Fairy

maudgonner wrote: »

I've said it before and I'll say it again - people who bite their fork when eating should have the fork shoved down their throat.

I got shivers just reading that. It's almost a phobia at this point

razorblunt

I don't think I have a choice over these, but the noise really gets at me for some reason. It's like I can feel it in my teeth:

1. Ice being scraped, freezer drawer, dragging a bag/box out of the freezer
2. Cloth on fabric i.e. couches, if someone spills something and comes in with a wet cloth I'm out of there

Dave_The_Sheep

People slamming doors and toilet lids when I'm trying to take a nice peaceful **** in work does my head in.

I've no problem with some poo sounds (though if it's runny or spluttery, seriously wait for the hand dryer to come on man) as that's what we're in there for, but let's keep the grunting to a minimum, yeah? You're not at home here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Sometimes I want to kill the guy typing near me with a mechanical keyboard in work

MadDog76

Culchies

The Backwards Man

Drilling concrete. Kango, consaw, jackhammer, none of them bother me, but drilling concrete just makes me want to curl in a ball and die.

callaway92

Door opening and closing due to a draught coming from a window being left open.

I usually here it the second I sit down

Alf Stewart.

Fcukin next door neighbours bloody house alarm!

Stigura

Knocking on my door.

Just Don't Knock My Fukcing Door!!! :mad:

ChillyAngel

- Gulping
- People breathing when they have a cold
- People who smack their lips if they're eating a sweet
- Rustling in bags
- Taking too long to remove a crisp from a bag
- Weird clicks noises when breathing

The list goes on :v

PTH2009

whistles
people shouting when talking on there phones
people saying 'savage'
phone noises

Asmooh

my colleague next to me <--- everything that comes out his mouth annoys me

armaghlad

My housemate when he walks barefoot makes this annoying clicking sound every step he takes. It's annoying af.

dr.fuzzenstein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8ynIDYyG4

A lot of very thin skinned people on this thread (cracks knuckles)

SAMTALK

Someone clicking the top of a pen continously... JUST STOP

cml387

The sound of Mary Lou McDonald in Full Whinge.

Samaris

High pitched electronic noises. I find them dizzying.

Robsweezie

house alarm or smoke alarm going off
hoover when you're trying to sleep
toast suddenly popping up and frightening the ****e outta ya
loud music or telly in the morning
sound of a motorbike speeding past you, or a car speeding past your house
loud airgun sounds in the distance

PowerToWait

The one sound / noise I can't deal with is the awesomely loud cawing of crows in suburbia.

They're at it from first light outside my window these days and it melts my brain.

byte

My wake-up alarm in the morning.

+1 to whoever said Sarah Millican - her voice is extremely irritating. Add Andy Parsons too, another unbearable noise.

Olishi4

If you fall asleep on the sofa and you suddenly become aware of the noise from the tv.

bodhrandude

Hearing 'Alan, Alan, Steve, Steve!' at Electric Picnic festival when you are trying to get some shut eye in the very late hours.

recylingbin

Yawri der buh?

MacauDragon

Dave_The_Sheep wrote: »

People slamming doors and toilet lids when I'm trying to take a nice peaceful **** in work does my head in.

I've no problem with some poo sounds (though if it's runny or spluttery, seriously wait for the hand dryer to come on man) as that's what we're in there for, but let's keep the grunting to a minimum, yeah? You're not at home here.

Thats why they made disabled toilets.

Kev_2012

Vuvuzelas.
Posh accents that over-enunciate.
The lead singer of Muse when he inhales

La.de.da

Snoring.
People chewing loudly.
The sound of cutlery scrapping of a plate.
Dripping tap.

tupenny

When you can hear the saliva splashing around in someone's mouth on radio talk show. It's usually a guest they have on. Manky

Deise_vixen

- A colleague THREE offices up from mine who constantly clears his throat, I mean every 30 seconds or so.
- A colleague in office next to mine who takes all of his calls on speaker phone, walls are paper thin so it sounds like he is shouting in my face.
- The children in the house next door who have racing competitions up and down their stairs every Sunday morning at about 8am (I think the parents encourage it so that they can have some Mummy and Daddy morning glory time)
- People in the gym who constantly drop heavy weights from a 3 foot height
- Ads on the telly that are about 150 decibels louder than the program I was watching
- That ripping sound when the lady in the cubicle next you at the beauticians is having her doo-dah waxed - oh and the accompanying commentary from the beautician makes (just lift your leg, can you stretch your skin there please, can you roll over onto your knees etc. etc :eek: )
- Ice-cream vans
- Loud music from the neighbours garden when you are trying to relax in the garden during the summer (ah summer....remember that?)
- The nest of birds living in my chimney breast


So, you know, not many sounds that I'm irritated by