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Who is ''Patty'' ?

  • 15-03-2016 05:17AM
    #1
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭


    Thought it was a myth, Today, Westmorland St, Jazzed up to the 9's Green hats and all. ''Happy Pattys day'' they shouted at me (and other's). I said ''Happy Patty's Day'' back, walked on and smiled....Who the Fcuk is Patty ?


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  • #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    And why does he have a day.


  • #3
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Patty is Semla's sister. I think Patty is the lesbian


  • #4
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    "Paddy" is just as stupid.


  • #5
    ClovenHoof
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭ClovenHoof


    Saint Patrick was an Irish-hating, Romano-British Civil Servant who brought the bull**** of Monotheistic Christianity to this island and destroyed our real and authentic Heathen spirituality. We celebrate his feast day because it was a Roman Bacchanalia. Nothing Irish about it or him.


    I can't imagine an individual whose legacy on this island has been more damaging. We might as well celebrate Cromwell's Day.

    I call him Patty because I hate him and all he represents.


  • #6
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Was it Spongebob and Mr. Krabs?


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  • #7
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Happy Patsy day, celebrating Patsies everywhere


  • #8
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    biko wrote: »
    Happy Patsy day, celebrating Patsies everywhere
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utmgxZsfeHA


  • #9
    Alf Stewart.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,789 ✭✭✭Alf Stewart.


    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    Saint Patrick was an Irish-hating, Romano-British Civil Servant who brought the bull**** of Monotheistic Christianity to this island and destroyed our real and authentic Heathen spirituality. We celebrate his feast day because it was a Roman Bacchanalia. Nothing Irish about it or him.


    I can't imagine an individual whose legacy on this island has been more damaging. We might as well celebrate Cromwell's Day.

    I call him Patty because I hate him and all he represents.

    You telling me that I've been getting pissed as a fart, wearing a green white and gold afro and fake beard in honour of a whinging pomm?

    You sir have shattered all my dreams.


  • #10
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Celebrating the Big Mac?


  • #11
    Edward Hopper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 713 ✭✭✭Edward Hopper


    Peppermint Patty would be in UFC if she were around now. One tough girl.


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  • #12
    thattequilagirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,158 ✭✭✭thattequilagirl


    Corey Gigantic T-shirt wrote: »
    "Paddy" is just as stupid.

    Not really. Lots of people called Patrick/Padraig would be nicknamed Paddy. I've never met a male Patty.


  • #13
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Edward Hopper wrote: »
    Peppermint Patty would be in UFC if she were around now. One tough girl.

    Is she dead?


  • #14
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,423 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    mansize wrote: »
    Patty is Semla's sister. I think Patty is the lesbian
    Edward Hopper wrote: »
    Peppermint Patty would be in UFC if she were around now. One tough girl.

    Patty from The Simpsons was a lesbian. Peppermint Patty is sometimes likened to a lesbian.

    With the 17th on March approaching, we have to ask ourselves: Was St Patrick a lesbian?


  • #15
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭chillin117


    mansize wrote: »
    Is she dead?
    Please hold...


  • #16
    Edward Hopper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 713 ✭✭✭Edward Hopper


    mansize wrote: »
    Is she dead?

    She is probably passed her fighting peak, she'd be 70 plus by now.


  • #17
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    Saint Patrick was an Irish-hating, Romano-British Civil Servant who brought the bull**** of Monotheistic Christianity to this island and destroyed our real and authentic Heathen spirituality. We celebrate his feast day because it was a Roman Bacchanalia. Nothing Irish about it or him.


    I can't imagine an individual whose legacy on this island has been more damaging. We might as well celebrate Cromwell's Day.

    I call him Patty because I hate him and all he represents.

    Yeh. Early Christianity in Ireland (which wasn't really Roman Catholic) was fine. Also the medieval church did keep literacy alive and founded universities. So not all bad.


  • #18
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    thattequilagirl wrote: »
    Not really. Lots of people called Patrick/Padraig would be nicknamed Paddy. I've never met a male Patty.

    It's closer to Patrick than paddy though. Has a "t".


  • #19
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    It's the American celebration of the feast of the hamburger patty, pure 100% processed beef (contains 5% actual beef). The green symbolise the leaf of lettuce, so people can meet their minimum daily vegetable requirements as specified by their ancient kings who are buried beneath the nutritional pyramid. The patty is traditionally washed down by green beer in honour of the great lettuce leaf.


  • #20
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,687 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    It's an American malapropism of St Patrick's Day.

    As 67,576,098 users of Facebook seem hellbent on informing me - vis-a-vis the medium of hilarious infographics - every March.

    Don't mention it.


  • #21
    sentient_6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,777 ✭✭✭sentient_6


    The only single place I've ever heard mention of this is once a year on boards.ie.


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  • #22
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    St Patty is what dumb ass Americans call St Patrick.

    St Paddy is what dumb ass irish call St Patrick.


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Patty is a manifestation of Irish people overreacting over the inconsequential


  • #24
    Del2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,162 ✭✭✭✭Del2005


    Alf Stewart. wrote: »
    You telling me that I've been getting pissed as a fart, wearing a green white and gold afro and fake beard in honour of a whinging pomm?

    You sir have shattered all my dreams.

    He was Welsh.


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    We need a new saint.

    Were there any holy Micks in days of yore?


  • #26
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    The Queen of Ireland...?


  • #27
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    We need a new saint.
    we have 3 patron saints, Patrick, Brigid, and Columba


  • #28
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,096 ✭✭✭conorhal


    ClovenHoof wrote: »
    Saint Patrick was an Irish-hating, Romano-British Civil Servant who brought the bull**** of Monotheistic Christianity to this island and destroyed our real and authentic Heathen spirituality. We celebrate his feast day because it was a Roman Bacchanalia. Nothing Irish about it or him.


    I can't imagine an individual whose legacy on this island has been more damaging. We might as well celebrate Cromwell's Day.

    I call him Patty because I hate him and all he represents.

    Do all your opinions derive from the 'handbook of simplistic teenage rebellion' or just this one?


  • #29
    check_six
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭check_six


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    It's closer to Patrick than paddy though. Has a "t".

    Padraig doesn't have a T.


  • #30
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    We need a new saint.

    Were there any holy Micks in days of yore?

    St Michael. The patron saint of Marks and Spencer.


    St Bernard might be more popular though.


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  • #31
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    We need a new saint.

    Were there any holy Micks in days of yore?
    I agree, St. Marty Morrissey has nice ring to it


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