Hilarious meetings with celebrities!

AskMyChocolate · 07-03-2016 09:44PM #1

I was as d(h)runk as a wheelbarrow one morning, in Slatterys on Capel Street.

I think it may have been after an Ireland/Scotland friendly. I was butchered.

So, Niall Quinn, Terry Phelan, and Robbie Keane come in. They're as bad as I am.

Well, that's actually not fair. Terry is in an awful heap, Robbie is middlin', and Niall is ordering pints. Everything is grand.

I get talking to Terry. We're in the Gents, when he decides to piss all over my jeans, turning around, to explain to me "The roar of the crowd."

So, I go back to my pint; drenched.

I'm talking to Robbie Keane's mate, explaining how Terry has just pissed all over me, when Robbie (as drunk as I am), takes it into his head, to decide I'm a journalist.

So, then it's all about to kick off. Robbie squares up. I haven't the slightest idea of what's going on.

Fortunately, for my sake, Niall Quinn comes over,"Aah Jesus lads".

And so, we were grand. I hope Terry got home OK. He was as bad as I was.

So, AHers. Any other foolish, drunken encounters with celebrities who were as bad as you were?

Choco.

\o/

recylingbin · 07-03-2016 09:45PM

I was out with Paul Daniels once.
Magic night.

stoplooklisten · 07-03-2016 09:47PM

he pissed on you and you went back to your pint?

interesting

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 07-03-2016 09:47PM

Well there was this one time I kicked Glenda Gilson in is balls.

recylingbin · 07-03-2016 09:51PM

Another night I was out with Marie Curie.
The chemistry was unreal but, unfortunately, things decayed towards the end of the night

mansize · 07-03-2016 09:52PM

Having a Guinness with Ana Matronic in the George- lovely lady

Wait that wasn't hilarious- but neither was the OP's tbf

AnonoBoy · 07-03-2016 09:53PM

Funnily enough I had nearly the same experience as the OP.

I was in the gents in Slattery's when in walks Chris Martin. He proceeds to p*ss all over me.

Needless to say it was all yellow.

.

recylingbin · 07-03-2016 09:56PM

Then there was the time we met Ryan giggs in a restaurant. We ate our meals and went to our own homes with our own partners.
Boring night tbh.

stoplooklisten · 07-03-2016 09:57PM

recylingbin wrote: »

Then there was the time we met Ryan giggs in a restaurant. We ate our meals and went to our own homes with our own partners.
Boring night tbh.

I went to lunch and liam gallagher was the waiter. I ordered soup, he said , you get a roll with it

Wabbit Ears · 07-03-2016 10:04PM

recylingbin wrote: »

I was out with Paul Daniels once.
Magic night.

He once told me about about an encounter with a recycling bin, I asked him did he like it and he replied, not a lot!

Gloomtastic! · 07-03-2016 10:11PM

I was eating in Cavistons in Glasthule one night, went for a slash and was joined by none other than Bono himself. He's standing beside me, fiddling about with his flies, looking around him with his funny shades on. When I turned to leave, he still hadn't found what he was looking for.

Hilarious it was! :rolleyes:

AskMyChocolate · 07-03-2016 10:17PM

stoplooklisten wrote: »

I went to lunch and liam gallagher was the waiter. I ordered soup, he said , you get a roll with it

Me bollix he did. I can believe the previous replies. They seem salient. Salient is a good word. Salient. Mmmmm........salient.

stoplooklisten · 07-03-2016 10:19PM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Me bollix he did. I can believe the previous replies. They seem salient. Salient is a good word. Salient. Mmmmm........salient.

that reminds me of a lunch I had with jimmy nail, he told me he didn't want nobody else

AskMyChocolate · 07-03-2016 10:19PM

I was at band-camp.....

gandalf · 07-03-2016 10:20PM

Years ago I tried to chat Samantha Mumba up whilst extremely drunk in Samsara (think its gone now). The lads said the look of horror on her face was priceless

Gloomtastic! · 07-03-2016 10:22PM

Another time I was in London, walking along the street minding my own business when I saw Cilla Black standing by a lamp post. As I got nearer to her she bent over, looking at a great big dog turd. As God is my witness I heard her say, 'Hello No. 2, what's your name and where d'ya come from?'

chillin117 · 07-03-2016 10:24PM

Years ago I was delivering Yogurts etc to the RTE canteen. As I was leaving I decided to have a quick piss. Midflow, A guy stood beside me also having a piss. It was ''Paul'' From Fair City. Our piss ''merged'' That makes ''Paul'' From Fair City and me Piss Brothers ! Anyone beat that ?

razorblunt · 07-03-2016 10:29PM

I was in a pub in London and Jeremy Beadle came in to have a piss in the urinal next to me.
He had a huge willy, but on the other hand it was quite small.

Chris_Bradley · 07-03-2016 10:31PM

Aiden Quinn taking a dump in Vicar Street whilst chatting to some guy that was outside the cubicle was pretty funny

jobless · 07-03-2016 10:33PM

razorblunt wrote: »

I was in a pub in London and Jeremy Beadle came in to have a piss in the urinal next to me.
He had a huge willy, but on the other hand it was quite small.

this and the cilla one has me in the fits of laughter!

AnonoBoy · 07-03-2016 10:55PM

One night I was wandering down the back alley behind my local Indian restaurant when who do I bump into but none other than Phil Collins.

We get to chatting and forget that we're standing beside the vent for the extractor fan for the restaurant kitchen. Well somebody inside must have spilled a load of spice because suddenly a big cloud of spice dust comes poofing out at us.

"Agh! What's that says I?" startled easily so I am

Phil Collins takes a second and then looks at me. "I can feel it cumin in the air tonight." he says.

*drum solo*

Sir Osis of Liver. · 07-03-2016 10:57PM

I pissed on Stevie Wonders leg in the jacks in his local in L.A.

He didn't see the funny side.

turnikett1 · 07-03-2016 10:58PM

I met Meatloaf on a plane once. Although I was a baby so it doesn't count. I'm sure it was probably hilarious though.

stoplooklisten · 07-03-2016 10:59PM

my water pressure was going nuts so I called eddie vedder round to fix it. After adjusting a few pipes he said, I had a grand even flow

Mint Aero · 07-03-2016 11:19PM

I was having the bants with McGreggor when all of a sudden Arnie walks in. "Here Arnie bleedin ledge bag ya" we jest. I'll be back goes Arnie when all of a sudden he comes back with 90's Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford.

So there's me, chatting to the two baywatch babes while Arnie and McGreggor engage in fisty cuffs when all of a sudden the phone rings."Hello Minty" I goes ah jays lads it's only bleedin Obama. "Ya bleedin ledge bag ya Minty" he goes. Alright boss, talk t'ya! gotta go give these 2 what for says I.

Here wha? Says Arnie and McGreggor squaring up to me. Nah chill buds says I. Just gonna give these 2 what for pointing to Pam and Cindy. I gave Arnie a nudge and McGreggor a sly wink and the two of us closeline Arnie. Great bants says Arnie getting up.

brummytom · 07-03-2016 11:21PM

Met the Chuckle Brothers on holiday when I was around 9 or 10. I asked for their autograph. Paul (I think) took my piece of paper and signed it, Barry said "To me", Paul passed it and said "To you".

As a kid, that made my year.

Summer wind · 07-03-2016 11:22PM

I was in McDonald's last Christmas and Keith Duffy was at the till waiting for his order. He was served and left and a fella at a table nearby shouted out "well lads we can always say we ate with the Stars". It was funny at the time anyway.

Capt'n Midnight · 07-03-2016 11:24PM

recylingbin wrote: »

Another night I was out with Marie Curie.
The chemistry was unreal but, unfortunately, things decayed towards the end of the night

Nice lady, had a real glow about her and a scintillating personality .

The Backwards Man · 07-03-2016 11:31PM

I was in the pub one night and Nelson Mandela, Ian Paisley and Mother Theresa walked in. I ordered a pint and the barman said there was no Tennent's left. 'What a fcuking joke!' says I and left.

Birneybau · 08-03-2016 12:00AM

stoplooklisten wrote: »

that reminds me of a lunch I had with jimmy nail, he told me he didn't want nobody else

He's lyin

recylingbin · 08-03-2016 03:57AM

I was out one night with john squires, Keith moon and Pete Townsend. Over in the far corner were jim morrison amd his band. There was karaoke going on and I grabbed the lads to come on stage with me. Squires went mental and said he wanted to go on with Morrison et all. He wanted to be a-door-ed.

Hilarious meetings with celebrities!

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