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Cupcake_Crisis · 22-02-2016 03:19PM

There's a time and a place for dick pics. If I ever get an unsolicited dick pic from someone I've known for like.... A minutes, it's immediately shown to friends/ housemates and mocked mercilessly.

kfallon · 22-02-2016 03:22PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Account...bad choice of words there Perse

Oh here's the queen pervert now..... :pac:

raze_them_all_ · 22-02-2016 03:23PM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NYLlW0QAHuI/hqdefault.jpg

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-02-2016 03:23PM

I remember once just starting a Fwb situation and had quite an impressive collection of dick pix on my phone. Then my phone died, and I had to go get it fixed, and upon collecting it I was very paranoid that the guy giving me my phone back was smirking. Snapchat takes care of avoiding any awkward moments like that in this day and age.

Day Lewin · 22-02-2016 03:26PM

One of my fr8iends always replies "I don't talk to pricks"

22-02-2016 03:27PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I remember once just starting a Fwb situation and had quite an impressive collection of dick pix on my phone. Then my phone died, and I had to go get it fixed, and upon collecting it I was very paranoid that the guy giving me my phone back was smirking. Snapchat takes care of avoiding any awkward moments like that in this day and age.

I don't have snapchat. I thought it was more for the youngsters. Maybe I'll get it.

armaghlad · 22-02-2016 03:30PM

I think dick pics are pathetic. The guys who send unsolicited ones either have absolutely no respect for women or are completely and utterly out of touch with how to talk to them.

A friend of mine let me see her POF profile and literally every guy I swiped right with was a match. This went on for about 2 or 3 mins before I got bored and gave her phone back. Guys are literally desperate for sex. And they must think sending a picture of their pincher saves any beating about the bush.

Dodge · 22-02-2016 03:32PM

armaghlad wrote: »

Guys are literally desperate for sex.

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!

Breaking news or what?!

robarmstrong · 22-02-2016 03:32PM

armaghlad wrote: »

I think dick pics are pathetic. The guys who send unsolicited ones either have absolutely no respect for women or are completely and utterly out of touch with how to talk to them.

A friend of mine let me see her POF profile and literally every guy I swiped right with was a match. This went on for about 2 or 3 mins before I got bored and gave her phone back. Guys are literally desperate for sex. And they must think sending a picture of their pincher saves any beating about the bush.

I'm fairly certain it proves their intent of beating in and around the bush.

Where's all the romance gone?

armaghlad · 22-02-2016 03:34PM

robarmstrong wrote: »

I'm fairly certain it proves their intent of beating in and around the bush.

Where's all the romance gone?

It's now a relic. Like the bush.

beach_walker · 22-02-2016 03:36PM

armaghlad wrote: »

A friend of mine let me see her POF profile and literally every guy I swiped right with was a match. This went on for about 2 or 3 mins before I got bored and gave her phone back.

Well tbh sounds like your friend is treating the platform with an equal lack of standards/respect as the guys. She just let you at her account?

Cupcake_Crisis · 22-02-2016 03:40PM

beach_walker wrote: »

Well tbh sounds like your friend is treating the platform with an equal lack of standards/respect as the guys. She just let you at her account?

Myself and friends have drunk tinder nights. We all get plastered and swap phones and do our worst.

Surprisingly, my married friend is the most evil at it.

armaghlad · 22-02-2016 03:40PM

beach_walker wrote: »

Well tbh sounds like your friend is treating the platform with an equal lack of standards/respect as the guys. She just let you at her account?

One of her friends set it up for her. She doesn't exactly take it seriously.

Shanotheslayer · 22-02-2016 03:59PM

armaghlad wrote: »

One of her friends set it up for her. She doesn't exactly take it seriously.

So those guys she's matched with are desperate for sex, but when yous swipe right on everybody it's a drunken laugh ?

How do you know the guys aren't doing the same?

Double standards much.

22-02-2016 04:09PM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

There's a time and a place for dick pics. If I ever get an unsolicited dick pic from someone I've known for like.... A minutes, it's immediately shown to friends/ housemates and mocked mercilessly.

I have to ask why would someone already in a relationship take pic's of their bit and send them, sounds very narcissistic, asking to be admired, or is it an advanced form of flirting or what ?

PandaPoo · 22-02-2016 04:14PM

I love a good willy picture... I seem to be the only girl. Only ever sent one person a pic of my downstairs, and I cringe when I think about it. Jesus not very ladylike

I must have been locked.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-02-2016 04:15PM

mariaalice wrote: »

I have to ask why would someone already in a relationship take pic's of their bit and send them, sounds very narcissistic, asking to be admired, or is it an advanced form of flirting or what ?

So you wouldn't send your oh a boob shot if he was having a bad day in work?

22-02-2016 04:19PM

Dick pics? Seriously?

This is 2016, it's all about the balls pic these days.

Nothing woos a lady quite like an unsolicited balls pic.

PandaPoo · 22-02-2016 04:21PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dick pics? Seriously?

This is 2016, it's all about the balls pic these days.

Nothing woos a lady quite like an unsolicited balls pic.

You should play cock or bollock!

armaghlad · 22-02-2016 04:23PM

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

So those guys she's matched with are desperate for sex, but when yous swipe right on everybody it's a drunken laugh ?

How do you know the guys aren't doing the same?

Double standards much.

Yes. You'd be surprised. Ask any girl who is on dating sites about the msgs guys send them. I know the craic. Stop pretending as if you don't either.

Bulbous Salutation · 22-02-2016 04:23PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Dick pics? Seriously?

This is 2016, it's all about the balls pic these days.

Nothing woos a lady quite like an unsolicited balls pic.

You seem like an expert in this. What's the inside track on scrotum grooming? Looking like one of the Dubliners or tightly shaved.

22-02-2016 04:23PM

PandaPoo wrote: »

You should play cock or bollock!

Ok, you go first.

Duggy747 · 22-02-2016 04:36PM

It's fairly common alright, a few women I know or was with throughout the years used to get them from people they didn't know very well or knew them as a friend of a friend, kind of thing.

Those fellas seemed to think a pic of their dick must flip a switch in the woman's head, causing them to become raging for sex.

Few years ago, the GF went on one date with a guy who then sent a dick pic a few days afterwards, she wasn't interested in him after that date so this was like his nuclear option to get her lusting for him. :pac:

22-02-2016 04:37PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

So you wouldn't send your oh a boob shot if he was having a bad day in work?

No but a bit of flirting does no harm along with telling him about the steak and chips for dinner.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-02-2016 04:39PM

I'd be raging if he was more excited about his dinner than he was about boobs to be frank with you

The Backwards Man · 22-02-2016 04:42PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd be raging if he was more excited about his dinner than he was about boobs to be frank with you

You can't eat boobs. . .

22-02-2016 04:42PM

Bulbous Salutation wrote: »

You seem like an expert in this. What's the inside track on scrotum grooming? Looking like one of the Dubliners or tightly shaved.

I wouldn't call myself an an expert by any stretch but, in my opinion, it all depends on whether you've got a steady hand or not.

Contrary to popular belief, most ladies are quite fond of the thick, yet sparse, straggly ball hair.

If you're going down the wet shave route just be sure to apply enough talc to cause a small cloud to appear whenever you sit down afterwards.

Hercule Poirot · 22-02-2016 04:42PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd be raging if he was more excited about his dinner than he was about boobs to be frank with you

To be fair now Lexie, a good dinner can be a rarity in some peoples' houses....

Bulbous Salutation · 22-02-2016 04:44PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I wouldn't call myself an an expert by any stretch but, in my opinion, it all depends on whether you've got a steady hand or not.

Contrary to popular belief, most ladies are quite fond of the thick, yet sparse, straggly ball hair.

If you're going down the wet shave route just be sure to apply enough talc to cause a small cloud to appear whenever you sit down afterwards.

Sounds like good advice. I'll get the disposable Bic razor out when I get home and give the plums a shave.

Cheers dude.

22-02-2016 04:45PM

It all sound so banal to me, what about a little bit of sophistication when flirting with someone particulate if you are good with worlds.

This is a little poem I like and it sums it up.

When I am sad and weary
When I think all hope has gone
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on

"Celia Celia", from Adrian Mitchell's Greatest Hits

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