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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • #5072
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    mud wrote: »
    I woke up with a want for a latte and a croissant.

    Dragged myself out of my pit and into the shop.

    No croissants.

    TA

    Get a breakfast roll instead, practically the same thing!


  • #5073
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Menas wrote: »
    TA that these fools took a baby dolphin out of the sea, passed it round for selfies and then the poor thing died.

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/young-dolphin-dies-after-crowd-of-beachgoers-take-it-from-the-sea-to-pose-for-selfies-34464915.html

    Muppets

    There are a few rare occasions where I would like to take a baseball bat to fellow human beings. What the narcissistic, pathetic & ignorant kunts did on that beach qualifies as one of those occasions.


  • #5074
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    So many selfies, so little self-awareness :(

    Self - ishness is not lacking, It is awareness of other critters that is lacking. wish I had NOT READ THAT THREAD.... It is burnt on my very soul now....


  • #5075
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Doing a crossword where the clue is " ____ von Bismarck"

    But 'Aonghus' won't fit into a 4-letter space. I'm going to write to the paper and tell them they've made a mistake in the crossword. :mad:


  • #5076
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    On a call......

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :rolleyes:


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  • #5077
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    kfallon wrote:
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Put yourself on mute FFS. We can all hear the snores.


  • #5078
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Put yourself on mute FFS. We can all hear the snores.

    Frankly, if I have to hear noise from kfallon, snores are the least offensive possibility :p


  • #5079
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    maudgonner wrote:
    Frankly, if I have to hear noise from kfallon, snores are the least offensive possibility

    Hopefully there is no phone in Trap 1


  • #5080
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Frankly, if I have to hear noise from kfallon, snores are the least offensive possibility :p

    Christ, Fallon isn't logging the Yukon again, is he?? Tim-BERRRR!!! :pac:


  • #5081
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,191 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Some of us really, REALLY, really don't want to know.


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  • #5082
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    Some of us really, REALLY, really don't want to know.

    I do! I get great craic out of Fallon's posts :D


  • #5083
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Hopefully there is no phone in Trap 1

    It actually wouldn't shock me, Ted. Surely he has a hotline to Paddy Power in there so that he doesn't miss out on the latest movement* in the betting market as he whiles away the hours...


    (*no movement puns please, also no hotline puns)


  • #5084
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    maudgonner wrote:
    (*no movement puns please, also no hotline puns)

    Perse snuck a craic one in though.
    Deleted User wrote:
    I do! I get great craic out of Fallon's posts


  • #5085
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    HELLO, HELLO? You'll have to speak up, the line is a bit dodgy here in Tr..... *pushes*....ap 1!!!


  • #5086
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    kfallon wrote: »
    HELLO, HELLO? You'll have to speak up, the line is a bit dodgy here in Tr..... *pushes*....ap 1!!!

    Another one down the mighty Mackenzie. Hup ourra dat K, or shoud I say, Yukon Jack?? :pac:


  • #5087
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'm gonna call my first born Armitage Shanks!!


  • #5088
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Annoyed with my indecisiveness today. Will I get the train home now or will I arse around. Will I suggest to my friend that we go for drinks Sunday or will I have a quiet weekend. Will I bother doing anything on Monday even though it's my birthday.


  • #5089
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Annoyed with my indecisiveness today. Will I get the train home now or will I arse around. Will I suggest to my friend that we go for drinks Sunday or will I have a quiet weekend. Will I bother doing anything on Monday even though it's my birthday.

    Oh for Heaven's sake woman, compromise! Have a quiet Saturday, go on the rip with your mate on Sunday and get the Hair a' De Dag on Monday under the pretence of Birthday Drinkypoos. :D


  • #5090
    SAMTALK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,360 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Annoyed with my indecisiveness today. Will I get the train home now or will I arse around. Will I suggest to my friend that we go for drinks Sunday or will I have a quiet weekend. Will I bother doing anything on Monday even though it's my birthday.

    TA'd that you have choices:p


  • #5091
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday, dear Perse,
    Happy Birthday to you!


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  • #5092
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jimgoose you may be right :) And having choices is good. So I'm at Heuston and I'm not going to arse around. I'll go straight home and have a relax before purchasing some nice foodie things.

    Thank you kindly Shannon :)


  • #5093
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    TA'd at being sneaky-decaf'd by the barista at the work canteen this morning. TA'd at myself for being too lazy to go back and complain.

    (there is a noticeable taste difference between the real deal and the decaf)


  • #5094
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jimgoose you may be right :) And having choices is good. So I'm at Heuston and I'm not going to arse around. I'll go straight home and have a relax before purchasing some nice foodie things.

    Thank you kindly Shannon :)

    We'll be right there.


  • #5095
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    We'll be right there.

    Only if you're sexy :pac:


  • #5096
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Only if you're sexy :pac:

    PM sent ;)


  • #5097
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday, dear Perse,
    Happy Birthday to you!

    What he said :)

    (I won't subject you to my singing voice, happy birthday Persepoly!)


  • #5098
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    PM sent ;)

    I await your PM with much anticipation :p


  • #5099
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    TA waiting for an apology and nothing.

    I can't figure out how to turn it into a positive. Normally I'd be able to twist it into something...


  • #5100
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    oh ok. She feels the same way and that's why she didn't go - because she doesn't trust herself around me.

    Yes. That's it. :P


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  • #5101
    DareGod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭DareGod


    I'm never not tired and I never don't need to pee.

    It's really annoying.

    (Apologies for TMI.)


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