Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Aglomerado · 16-02-2016 02:45PM

Shannon757 wrote: »

And he was farting all over the pitch.

you need a bit of tailwind sometimes to get going

SAMTALK · 16-02-2016 03:48PM

That stupid ad with the pig in it (think its Vodafone)
The ad is bad enough but theres something very strange about the way your man says "oh sue":eek:

Rosie Rant · 16-02-2016 04:26PM

Wisdom tooth pain is driving me crazy, my cheek is swollen too so I look ridiculous.

On the way back from the supermarket today I saw an old(ish) lady putting groceries in her car. She had two 5ltr bottles of water and a heavily packed large bag. She had to leave them on the footpath and go back and carry them one by one. A man went up to her and offered to help her carry the heavy load. She said no but he sort of insisted and picked up the heavy bag. The lady started yelling and said something like "put the bag down or I'll strangle you". The man just said "It's nice to be nice", put the bag down and walked to his car with a burning red face.

New Home · 16-02-2016 04:30PM

Sounds like someone had tried to steal her shopping before...

Graces7 · 16-02-2016 04:35PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Wisdom tooth pain is driving me crazy, my cheek is swollen too so I look ridiculous.

On the way back from the supermarket today I saw an old(ish) lady putting groceries in her car. She had two 5ltr bottles of water and a heavily packed large bag. She had to leave them on the footpath and go back and carry them one by one. A man went up to her and offered to help her carry the heavy load. She said no but he sort of insisted and picked up the heavy bag. The lady started yelling and said something like "put the bag down or I'll strangle you". The man just said "It's nice to be nice", put the bag down and walked to his car with a burning red face.

Oh that poor, kind man! Wonder though if he knew him? Maybe her husband and they had had a row!

selous · 16-02-2016 04:37PM

SAMTALK wrote: »

That stupid ad with the pig in it (think its Vodafone)
The ad is bad enough but theres something very strange about the way your man says "oh sue":eek:

And the way his Mot practically courtesies to his sister and his Mom, weird, She wasn't that coy when she had triplets in the Ulster Bank add with another man... tsk tsk.:cool:

Graces7 · 16-02-2016 04:38PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Wisdom tooth pain is driving me crazy, my cheek is swollen too so I look ridiculous.

On the way back from the supermarket today I saw an old(ish) lady putting groceries in her car. She had two 5ltr bottles of water and a heavily packed large bag. She had to leave them on the footpath and go back and carry them one by one. A man went up to her and offered to help her carry the heavy load. She said no but he sort of insisted and picked up the heavy bag. The lady started yelling and said something like "put the bag down or I'll strangle you". The man just said "It's nice to be nice", put the bag down and walked to his car with a burning red face.

So sorry re the toothache.. Thankful for my plastic teeth and remember the agony if toothache.. Reminds me of an old saying" They are a trouble coming and a trouble going.."

Rosie Rant · 16-02-2016 04:39PM

New Home wrote: »

Sounds like someone had tried to steal her shopping before...

That's what I thought too or maybe she knew him and didn't like him very much!

kfallon · 16-02-2016 04:42PM

Here's the cúntin' rain now :mad:

Rosie Rant · 16-02-2016 04:42PM

Graces7 wrote: »

So sorry re the toothache.. Thankful for my plastic teeth and remember the agony if toothache.. Reminds me of an old saying" They are a trouble coming and a trouble going.."

Thank you

. It's so true! I think I might actually need to go to the dentist. I haven't been there in 11 years

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New Home · 16-02-2016 04:44PM

kfallon wrote: »

Here's the cúntin' rain now :mad:

But... I thought you said you were looking forward to getting wet...

Graces7 · 16-02-2016 04:48PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Thank you . It's so true! I think I might actually need to go to the dentist. I haven't been there in 11 years .

I think that that might be a very good idea! Although I know it costs the earth to be... tortured.. over here.. we got that free on the NHS!

kfallon · 16-02-2016 04:55PM

New Home wrote: »

But... I thought you said you were looking forward to getting wet...

No 'she' was looking forward to getting wet last night, that's what 'she' said!

maudgonner · 16-02-2016 04:59PM

kfallon wrote: »

No 'she' was looking forward to getting wet last night, that's what 'she' said!

And then she kicked you in the "foot".

(And by "foot" we mean "wee Kieran")

kfallon · 16-02-2016 05:01PM

maudgonner wrote: »

And then she kicked you in the "foot".

It was worth it to see what she did with her finger

PrettyBoy · 16-02-2016 05:36PM

Seeing that insufferable prick James Corden all over my newsfeed every single time he does karaoke with a celebrity :mad:

dirkmeister · 16-02-2016 05:49PM

Over the last week I've listened to Kings of Leon's first three albums for the first time in years.

It annoys me greatly that they will probably never put out anything near that quality again….Only By The Night had its moments but since then……jaysus.

whiskeyman · 16-02-2016 05:56PM

Let a silent fart out at my desk... and then the hot girl from the office comes over to ask for something!
agh! Morto!

I know she still fancies me though

kfallon · 16-02-2016 05:58PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Let a silent fart out at my desk... and then the hot girl from the office comes over to ask for something!
agh! Morto!

I know she still fancies me though

You gonna giver her one in the jax?

Vel · 16-02-2016 07:38PM

Ex Boyzone pleb Ronan Keating seems to be everywhere. Has a new album out I believe. My hatred levels are off the scale for this untalented knob jockey

fussyonion · 16-02-2016 07:58PM

Vel wrote: »

Ex Boyzone pleb Ronan Keating seems to be everywhere. Has a new album out I believe. My hatred levels are off the scale for this untalented knob jockey

I can't stand him either.
I don't know how he ever made it big; he cannot sing, he's a smug git and I hear he's an awful big-headed tool.
I know a guy who did work on his house in Malahide and he was a right a**hole to him

Colser · 16-02-2016 09:23PM

fussyonion wrote: »

I can't stand him either.
I don't know how he ever made it big; he cannot sing, he's a smug git and I hear he's an awful big-headed tool.
I know a guy who did work on his house in Malahide and he was a right a**hole to him

I couldnt believe it when I heard he had an affair..Id need to be under an anaesthetic to go near him,he did his wife a favour imo..and that nasally voice of his is grating.No redeeming feature about him bar his wallet and even that wouldnt do it for me...all his ole ****e"Please God" and all that rubbish and then on the other hand he wasnt man enough to leave his wife before jumping into the leaba with someone else...spineless:mad:

Son Of A Vidic · 16-02-2016 09:26PM

kfallon wrote: »

Here's the cúntin' rain now :mad:

Blue skies yesterday so we had to get our pay back today.:(

eviltwin · 16-02-2016 09:28PM

Adult women dressing all in pink.

selous · 16-02-2016 09:33PM

dirkmeister wrote: »

Over the last week I've listened to Kings of Leon's first three albums for the first time in years.

It annoys me greatly that they will probably never put out anything near that quality again….Only By The Night had its moments but since then……jaysus.

I remember when they kinda came out first, I couldn't remember their name and bought the "Future kings of Spain" instead, duh.

RoadhouseBlues · 16-02-2016 10:11PM

Vel wrote: »

Ex Boyzone pleb Ronan Keating seems to be everywhere. Has a new album out I believe. My hatred levels are off the scale for this untalented knob jockey

I have worse news for you. I've read rumblings of a new superband. Boyzone and Westlife together......torture of the highest degree.....feckin' torture. I only hope it doesn't go ahead.....

New Home · 16-02-2016 10:14PM

RoadhouseBlues wrote: »

I have worse news for you. I've read rumblings of a new superband. Boyzone and Westlife together......torture of the highest degree.....feckin' torture. I only hope it doesn't go ahead.....

NNNNNNNNnnnnooooooo...

What next, Jedward will join them as honorary members?

RoadhouseBlues · 16-02-2016 10:18PM

New Home wrote: »

NNNNNNNNnnnnooooooo...

What next, Jedward will join them as honorary members?

Hahaha. Its true I'm afraid. Well if you can believe Aertel:). RK said he is busy at the moment but its been talked about for the last few years, and he wouldn't rule it out. Time to plug the ears New Home:).....the horror......the horror.....

tomwaterford · 16-02-2016 10:19PM

New Home wrote: »

NNNNNNNNnnnnooooooo...

What next, Jedward will join them as honorary members?

Almagamate with one direction

maudgonner · 16-02-2016 10:22PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Almagamate with one direction

We'll call them Westzone Directionward.

No, Westward Directionzone.

Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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