What are you getting her(him/it) for valentines day?

10-02-2016 03:09PM

whatdoicare wrote: »

I got himself a giant Toblerone

What weight is it?

This is important. Seriously.

Boom_Bap · 10-02-2016 03:52PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What weight is it?

This is important. Seriously.

See, size doesn't matter, it's all about density :pac:

Mrs. Bap will be getting her annual handshake and I might go all out and buy her a new set of Bosch window wipers for her car.

whiskeyman · 10-02-2016 04:48PM

She was dropping hints about wanting a new bag and new belt...

but feck it... I'll go all out!

I'll get her a *brand new* hoover instead!

:pac:

Boom_Bap · 10-02-2016 04:53PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

She was dropping hints about wanting a new bag and new belt...

but feck it... I'll go all out!

I'll get her a *brand new* hoover instead!

:pac:

get her one of these, it combines both her wishes.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71UF6luV3DL._UL1500_.jpg

whiskeyman · 10-02-2016 06:25PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

get her one of these, it combines both her wishes.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71UF6luV3DL._UL1500_.jpg

Nah, I like the fanny pack she has already!

Think I'll take her up on the other hint of wanting me to book a table somewhere...

I never even knew she liked snooker!

10-02-2016 07:10PM

Got a deal for a hotel away. Gonna do clay pigeon shooting too
pew pew

thee glitz · 13-02-2016 11:50AM

Any more ideas, nice places to go for a walk /look around in the east?

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-02-2016 12:05PM

One of the good things about being single is not having to deal with Valentine's Day.

eet fuk · 13-02-2016 12:06PM

Nothing. It's a ridiculous event.

13-02-2016 12:56PM

Ahh the pair of yee are such Valentine grinches

Tornaxx · 13-02-2016 01:24PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Ahh the pair of yee are such Valentine grinches

In the past, I've taken part in the Valentine's scam but never felt comfortable with it. Even if you decided not to 'do' Valentine's Day, you still feel 'Did she really want me to do something?'.

And why is it always the lads who have to make the effort? Based on nothing at all, I'd estimate that over 90% of Valentine's Day expenditure is by males. I'm sure some of the ladies might make a bit of an effort, but my made-up statistics are completely correct.

Merry Valentine's Day, everybody!! :pac:

Specialun · 13-02-2016 01:32PM

A good rogering

13-02-2016 01:34PM

Tornaxx wrote: »

In the past, I've taken part in the Valentine's scam but never felt comfortable with it. Even if you decided not to 'do' Valentine's Day, you still feel 'Did she really want me to do something?'.

And why is it always the lads who have to make the effort? Based on nothing at all, I'd estimate that over 90% of Valentine's Day expenditure is by males. I'm sure some of the ladies might make a bit of an effort, but my made-up statistics are completely correct.

Merry Valentine's Day, everybody!! :pac:

Ah I do get that it's very commercial but I know that if I wasn't single I'd be very disappointed if it wasn't marked in some little way. Also as a woman I would love to make an effort for the right guy on Valentine's

Mesrine65 · 13-02-2016 02:40PM

I've booked a limo & flowers to pick me & the OH up at the airport tomorrow upon arrival to whisk us off to a champagne reception & meal...

I'm far from a romantic, I just want to get laid on the first day of me hollyers

eet fuk · 13-02-2016 05:29PM

Mesrine65 wrote: »

I've booked a limo & flowers to pick me & the OH up at the airport tomorrow upon arrival to whisk us off to a champagne reception & meal...

I'm far from a romantic, I just want to get laid on the first day of me hollyers

That's a lot of work to get laid!

13-02-2016 05:33PM

eet fuk wrote: »

That's a lot of work to get laid!

Is there a "lucky" woman in your life eet fuk?

Subcomandante Marcos · 13-02-2016 05:37PM

Myself and herself will be going to a local Thai restaurant she loves for dinner and then probably head up the hill to the little bar we both like for a quiet drink and then home by about midnight for special cuddles and the likes. Neither of us buys the other gifts for valentines day, if you need a special day of the year to be nice to your partner you should probably have a chat to yourself.

eet fuk · 13-02-2016 05:40PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is there a "lucky" woman in your life eet fuk?

Why you askin? Interested?

huggles85 · 13-02-2016 05:40PM

It's Valentine's Day tomorrow??

Still eating left over mince pies in our house...

13-02-2016 05:45PM

eet fuk wrote: »

Why you askin? Interested?

Arrah no you're grand

Donald Trump · 13-02-2016 05:47PM

Easca Peasca wrote: »

Dropping not so subtle hints about presents was the best thing myself and the missus ever agreed on.

Well, the second best thing.

And to think that it took her so long to convince you to try giving her a^$l in the first place!

ygolometsipe · 13-02-2016 06:52PM

Future me is getting Future her a time-travel machine.

I am expecting her any minute now with
future beer
all the best movies of the intermittent years
and
future pancakes.

any minute now....

harry Bailey esq · 14-02-2016 02:47AM

Massive attack, Heineken music Hall,Amsterdam,Thursday week. Simpsons fans will remember the episode where homer buys marge a bowling ball

SafeSurfer · 14-02-2016 03:06AM

A pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go f¥ck herself.

kleefarr · 14-02-2016 03:16AM

She's just had it! Enough said.

paconnors · 14-02-2016 04:55AM

First Year together, So were going out for a meal and a night in a hotel, also got her a card, chocs, and a teddy bear...

Greentopia · 14-02-2016 06:17AM

The same thing I want every year when I'm in a relationship-bugger all. Will ignore it until it goes away. If a guy doesn't enjoy giving me flowers or chocs or whatever any of the other 364 days of the year then I'm not going to expect it Valentines Day. That's just not fair to my mind. And I hate the commercial aspect of it.

I prefer genuine romantic gestures from the heart when freely given, and thinking he feels some kind of expectation or god forbid obligation to give or do things on one day of the year because it's expected, would be anything but romantic for me anyway.

Speedwell · 14-02-2016 07:05AM

My husband's baking me a special cake and I'm making his favorite dinner, and despite being middle-aged nobodies with barely a pot to piss in, we are dedicating the day to focusing on each other, our love, our marriage, and our future.

All the priggish contrarians on this thread, lol. No, no, sorry, you're really not better than the rest of us who celebrate our partnership in a special way on a special day made for celebration. You're basically Puritans who think holidays are pagan and sinful.

Canis Lupus · 14-02-2016 07:24AM

Speedwell wrote: »

My husband's baking me a special cake and I'm making his favorite dinner, and despite being middle-aged nobodies with barely a pot to piss in, we are dedicating the day to focusing on each other, our love, our marriage, and our future.

All the priggish contrarians on this thread, lol. No, no, sorry, you're really not better than the rest of us who celebrate our partnership in a special way on a special day made for celebration. You're basically Puritans who think holidays are pagan and sinful.

You just made me throw up in my mouth.

force eleven · 14-02-2016 07:40AM

A Hallmark card which says Happy Hallmark day.

What are you getting her(him/it) for valentines day?

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